Kyo: "Tohru wake up, sex time is over, it's time we've had some fresh air."
Tohru's Thoughts: That is just like him, he may be a stud, but every great picture has a few cracks on them.
Tohru: "Okay, okay, I'm up, I'm up! Oh god, I hope we are not going to be late, what if we bump into somebody, I am not fully dressed, I am unprepared, I'm... I'm..."
Kyo: (Takes her and dips her into a fifteen second kiss)
Tohru's Thoughts: I am swept away. Kyo: "Now let's get moving like you said what if we bump into somebody we can't be walking around the mall in our clothing that would be ridiculous!"
Tohru: (Starts getting undressed in front of Kyo)
Kyo: (Starts doing the same)
Kyo's Thoughts: She has no idea that I'm going to ask her to marry me at the mall, she will be so thrilled she will not know what to say, I know this is going to turn out for the best.
Tohru: "Okay I am ready are you?"
Kyo: "No, no I am not!! I am so lame!! This is so stupid!!" (He starts running around the apartment like a dog without a leash.)
Fifteen minutes later. Kyo: "Now I am ready!" Tohru: "Good then let's start heading towards the mall than."
--At the mall--
Hana-chan: (Speaking to Uo-chan) "Do you think it was a good idea of letting Tohru go, I mean... She barely visits us anymore, like she forgot about us."
Uo-chan: (Sigh) "Oh come on, you are not sounding like yourself, what's wrong with you now days?"
Hana-chan: "You know what's bothering me, so don't act like you have no idea as to what the hell I am talking about!!! Don't forget of how much I suffer as it is, never the less my electromagnetic energy is wearing thin. Do you know how it is to be cursed?! You never will!! NEVER!!!!!!" (Hana- chan's eyes start glowing a bright purple and using her psychic powers, items start floating in the air.) "You know how pissy I have been since she left, she was my best friend!!!" Uo-chan: "What about me?! Am I your best friend, even after you put me through I am still hear listening to your ass, the least you could do is thank me for being such a godd friend for all these years, but no!!! What do you do instead, you're going to try to rip my head off just because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!!! Well, not that I am trying to be mean or anything but I don't think Tohru will be coming back any time soon, so we both getter used to it!" (Uo-chan falls on the floor with tears falling from her eyes like rain drops that have been waiting for the clouds to tell them to go.)
Hana-chan: "I know."
(Tohru and Kyo show up out of no where and start walking up towards Uo-chan and Hana-chan. Meanwhile, the two of the girls are trying to wipe their tears so Tohru doesn't notice.)
Tohru: "Hey guys was up? I thought maybe we should walk around the mall for a while... Hey is something wrong?" (Tohru faces Hana-chan.)
Hana-chan: "No, I'm fine. Really I am."
Uo-chan: "Yeah me too, I'm okay we just had a little spat that's all."
Kagura(The boar): "Oh Kyo, how are you? I missed you ever so much, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!" (Takes Kyo by the hand.)
Kyo: (Starts blushing)
Kagura: (Throws him with all the force in her body, and Kyo collides right into a large window of the Hot Topic store.)
Tohru: "You know I would appreciate it if you wouldn't... FLIRT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!!"
Kagura: "I wasn't."
Tohru: "Yes you were!!!"
(Kyo moves aside with Uo-chan and Hana-chan.)
Hana-chan: "You know, the two of them are going to be fighting over you like a cat trying to get their meal that they have been waiting ever so long for."
Kyo: "Yeah whatever."
