Mommy, Where Do Babies Come From?

by teaonthestairs

Buffy's gift for non sequitur once again helps her deal when her daughter asks another one of those aged old questions.

"Mommy where do babies come from?"

"Pardon honey"

"I said WHERE do Babies come from?'

"They come from a very special place inside mommy's tummy"

"Uncle Spike said that a stalker drops them down the chimney"

"I think Uncle Spike meant a Stalk honey."

"No he said stalker and then he told me that if I asked to many questions that goblins would come and take me away."

(Pause)

"Is that true mommy?"

"No, Uncle Spike was just being silly."

"Uncle Spike is never silly… he told me so."

"Is that right?"

"Yep"

"Uncle Spike is a very silly Vampire."

(Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be.)Its drabbleness again… For Meals because she's my special stalker!)