Just to tell you, Alzia is the name for Hyrule.
It was midday the morn, and Obscleam went to the balcony of City Hall of the Port of Aliza. He is the king of the island of Aliza, the biggest pirate port in the Atlantic Ocean. Trade of slaves, rum, and gold has been halted, all by him and his crew. Entire countries hire privateers to stop him, only to then defect and join him. It seems like nothing could stop his empire.
All the pirate crews of Obscleam were there. Today would be a big speech. Obscleam would announce a great mission, one harder than any other they tried to do. Everyone waited to see what the grand king would say.
"Pirates, you have helped yourself in the pursuit of gold. You have gained much power. We have raided the island together, and we have defended this island together. With the help of Shyguy and Cash, two grand pirates, this is possible. But now, I have decided it is best for all of us concerned, to colonize new bases to expand the empire, and to become richer. Our defenses can protect these new colonies from the enemy ports. These islands will actually help us attack these ports, and get more gold, more power! We can get rid of the natives, plunder these men, and find tons of gold. The trip will be led by Cash, the best commander of them all. His second-in-command will be Shyguy, a great warrior as well. With the skills of both of them, we shall win any battle we shall face! It will succeed, I promise. It must succeed! We'll soon be rich, rich! Sign up today, and be the first to own gold! Join with Cash and Shyguy and take over the islands today!" The crowd cheers. People yell, "You said it!" or "Good luck!" Cash ran onto the balcony, and bowed. Shyguy followed.
After the short speech, everyone adjoined to Recruitment Room where they'll sign up to be part of the colonization effort. It was jammed with everyone. All they need is to find the right people to be on "New Alizia". Obscleam is still outside the balcony, looking outside at the docks. Empty they are, but in a month's time, they will be full of colonists leaving Aliza in the intention to be richer. Obscleam went inside to his meeting room, to get his talisman for good luck, but inside was a sight that made him startled! Raven of the Hyilans!
Raven is a tall, handsome, skilled, powerful, lying, cheating dictator. This man is the leader of the much-feared Hyilan Powers during the tribal wars. With a huge army, he was able to outwit and vanquish any foes. Only a few can defeat him, only for him to come back with vengeance. Now, here is he, armed with a cutlass, thinking his experience as a general will prepare him from his biggest foe yet, Obscleam Nidussit.
"Say good-bye, Obscleam, to your empire! I have come back from hiding to take back what you have stolen!"
"Never! Alizia is mine, and you will never get it back! Never!" Obscleam pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Raven.
"Lay it down, it is hopeless. Your empire, give it up. I am smarter than you, and you know that."
" Raven, I am ushering in a new era"
"Shut up! You are just a stupid, idiotic, maniacal dude! Not one person supports you! Now, I suggest you lay down your arms, and surrender peacefully. Or else."
" Raven, lay down your arms." Cash ran through the doorway, with a pistol in his right hand. "We wouldn't want any harm, lay down your arms, and surrender, Or else!"
"Surrender now!" yelled Shyguy. He walked causally into the room, walking proudly. He then halted, and pulled out two pistols. "You are facing three experienced warriors here, how can you win?"
"Lay it down, it is hopeless,"Obscleam laughed. "You are suffering an unfavorable choice. Surrender. Now."
Raven looked from Obscleam to Shyguy to Cash and back to Obscleam. It can't be...how can Shyguy and Cash gain friendship with their rival? Of course, he won't lay down his arms. He wants to save Aliza, and the goddesses are on his side. "Of course, I will win, Obscleam! I must!" Raven paused. "I know how to end your reign of terror! I will do so right now!"
"Shyguy and Cash, hold your fire,"Obscleam warned. " Raven, your influence over the affairs of the tribes is now long gone." He walked causally up to the scared Raven, and then sat down in his chair. "The goddesses have elected a new leader to take control, me."
"Shyguy, Cash, how?" Raven walked up to them. "This man, he's a lunatic! Look at him!" Raven pointed at Obscleam. "In the past, during the tribal wars, you have seen his behavior! You know him! Then why did you defect?"
Cash and Shyguy stared blankly at Raven. Both joined because they wanted to, and Raven knew that as well. Then why he asked such a useless question when everyone already knew the answer?
Obscleam stood up. "Every single tribe on Aliza have either been killed off, or are sold into slavery. I have succeeded and you must accept that."
Raven laugh nervously. "You must be kidding. You can't kill or enslave all the tribes. It is impossible. No one can do it. You just trying to scare me into becoming a member of your evil reign! You're lying, are you?"
Obscleam frowned. "You don't get the message I am telling you, do you? Besides, this cutlass will do you no good." Obscleam grabbed the sword right out of Raven 's own hands and threw it out of the window.
"But..." Raven was shocked. "It is not fair, in the tribal wars, to take the enemy weapons and throw them outside the battle arena! It's just not fair!"
Cash smiled. "We don't play by the rules. That how we won."
Shyguy chuckled a little. "I thought you were brave, but it seems like you are a coward now."
Raven stared at Shyguy. "I am not a coward. I am just noting something that gives a unfair edge."
Cash broke out laughing. "Don't fool me! The reason you always won is because...YOU made those rules!" Shyguy joined in the ridicule, while Raven felt more and more embarrassment. His honor, his core essence is being attacked with impunity.
Obscleam silenced Cash and Shyguy. "Cash, Shyguy, I think that enough fun for today. Raven, it is a known fact you made those rules to give you and your army an edge."
"I made the rules with the help of a tribal council!" Raven said in frustration.
"Yeah, and all of the people on that council worked in the Hyilan Powers. But never mind what happened then. The point is, there is no Hyilan Powers now." Obscleam extend a hand to Raven. "I promise you a high post if you join me. A high post, with worshippers far and wide. Wealth is what you will get. You will not be disappointed."
Raven stared squarely in the eyes of Obscleam. "I refuse your offer. I know you more than they do. You are-" And with a huff, Raven marched out with the room, sobbing.
"Thanks for saving me. You have inflicted great punishment on my worst foe. I salute you once again!"Obscleam praised.
"But what about Raven?"Shyguy asked.
"Don't worry. Raven is so devastated by the revelations that he will leave Aliza forever!" Obscleam stood up. "Wait a second...where the talisman?"
"Talisman? What talisman?" Cash asked.
"It is an artifact I found, yeah found. It gave me good luck. If I lose it, I may lose my empire!"
"That stupid! Why the best king of them all need something so useless! You don't need luck, you need skill!" Shyguy laugh softly, as so Obscleam would not hear it.
"However, it is still something important. I figure Raven stole it. Oh no, he'll get good luck! And my island government, overthrown! Help!"Obscleam ran back and forth, worried, panicking.
"Hah! Useless junk anyway!" Shyguy said. "You must be so superstitious to hold some talisman into your possession!"
"It's important! It is the only way I can rule Alizia!" Obscleam sat down, trying to relax, unsuccessfully.
It was midday the morn, and Obscleam went to the balcony of City Hall of the Port of Aliza. He is the king of the island of Aliza, the biggest pirate port in the Atlantic Ocean. Trade of slaves, rum, and gold has been halted, all by him and his crew. Entire countries hire privateers to stop him, only to then defect and join him. It seems like nothing could stop his empire.
All the pirate crews of Obscleam were there. Today would be a big speech. Obscleam would announce a great mission, one harder than any other they tried to do. Everyone waited to see what the grand king would say.
"Pirates, you have helped yourself in the pursuit of gold. You have gained much power. We have raided the island together, and we have defended this island together. With the help of Shyguy and Cash, two grand pirates, this is possible. But now, I have decided it is best for all of us concerned, to colonize new bases to expand the empire, and to become richer. Our defenses can protect these new colonies from the enemy ports. These islands will actually help us attack these ports, and get more gold, more power! We can get rid of the natives, plunder these men, and find tons of gold. The trip will be led by Cash, the best commander of them all. His second-in-command will be Shyguy, a great warrior as well. With the skills of both of them, we shall win any battle we shall face! It will succeed, I promise. It must succeed! We'll soon be rich, rich! Sign up today, and be the first to own gold! Join with Cash and Shyguy and take over the islands today!" The crowd cheers. People yell, "You said it!" or "Good luck!" Cash ran onto the balcony, and bowed. Shyguy followed.
After the short speech, everyone adjoined to Recruitment Room where they'll sign up to be part of the colonization effort. It was jammed with everyone. All they need is to find the right people to be on "New Alizia". Obscleam is still outside the balcony, looking outside at the docks. Empty they are, but in a month's time, they will be full of colonists leaving Aliza in the intention to be richer. Obscleam went inside to his meeting room, to get his talisman for good luck, but inside was a sight that made him startled! Raven of the Hyilans!
Raven is a tall, handsome, skilled, powerful, lying, cheating dictator. This man is the leader of the much-feared Hyilan Powers during the tribal wars. With a huge army, he was able to outwit and vanquish any foes. Only a few can defeat him, only for him to come back with vengeance. Now, here is he, armed with a cutlass, thinking his experience as a general will prepare him from his biggest foe yet, Obscleam Nidussit.
"Say good-bye, Obscleam, to your empire! I have come back from hiding to take back what you have stolen!"
"Never! Alizia is mine, and you will never get it back! Never!" Obscleam pulled out a pistol and aimed it at Raven.
"Lay it down, it is hopeless. Your empire, give it up. I am smarter than you, and you know that."
" Raven, I am ushering in a new era"
"Shut up! You are just a stupid, idiotic, maniacal dude! Not one person supports you! Now, I suggest you lay down your arms, and surrender peacefully. Or else."
" Raven, lay down your arms." Cash ran through the doorway, with a pistol in his right hand. "We wouldn't want any harm, lay down your arms, and surrender, Or else!"
"Surrender now!" yelled Shyguy. He walked causally into the room, walking proudly. He then halted, and pulled out two pistols. "You are facing three experienced warriors here, how can you win?"
"Lay it down, it is hopeless,"Obscleam laughed. "You are suffering an unfavorable choice. Surrender. Now."
Raven looked from Obscleam to Shyguy to Cash and back to Obscleam. It can't be...how can Shyguy and Cash gain friendship with their rival? Of course, he won't lay down his arms. He wants to save Aliza, and the goddesses are on his side. "Of course, I will win, Obscleam! I must!" Raven paused. "I know how to end your reign of terror! I will do so right now!"
"Shyguy and Cash, hold your fire,"Obscleam warned. " Raven, your influence over the affairs of the tribes is now long gone." He walked causally up to the scared Raven, and then sat down in his chair. "The goddesses have elected a new leader to take control, me."
"Shyguy, Cash, how?" Raven walked up to them. "This man, he's a lunatic! Look at him!" Raven pointed at Obscleam. "In the past, during the tribal wars, you have seen his behavior! You know him! Then why did you defect?"
Cash and Shyguy stared blankly at Raven. Both joined because they wanted to, and Raven knew that as well. Then why he asked such a useless question when everyone already knew the answer?
Obscleam stood up. "Every single tribe on Aliza have either been killed off, or are sold into slavery. I have succeeded and you must accept that."
Raven laugh nervously. "You must be kidding. You can't kill or enslave all the tribes. It is impossible. No one can do it. You just trying to scare me into becoming a member of your evil reign! You're lying, are you?"
Obscleam frowned. "You don't get the message I am telling you, do you? Besides, this cutlass will do you no good." Obscleam grabbed the sword right out of Raven 's own hands and threw it out of the window.
"But..." Raven was shocked. "It is not fair, in the tribal wars, to take the enemy weapons and throw them outside the battle arena! It's just not fair!"
Cash smiled. "We don't play by the rules. That how we won."
Shyguy chuckled a little. "I thought you were brave, but it seems like you are a coward now."
Raven stared at Shyguy. "I am not a coward. I am just noting something that gives a unfair edge."
Cash broke out laughing. "Don't fool me! The reason you always won is because...YOU made those rules!" Shyguy joined in the ridicule, while Raven felt more and more embarrassment. His honor, his core essence is being attacked with impunity.
Obscleam silenced Cash and Shyguy. "Cash, Shyguy, I think that enough fun for today. Raven, it is a known fact you made those rules to give you and your army an edge."
"I made the rules with the help of a tribal council!" Raven said in frustration.
"Yeah, and all of the people on that council worked in the Hyilan Powers. But never mind what happened then. The point is, there is no Hyilan Powers now." Obscleam extend a hand to Raven. "I promise you a high post if you join me. A high post, with worshippers far and wide. Wealth is what you will get. You will not be disappointed."
Raven stared squarely in the eyes of Obscleam. "I refuse your offer. I know you more than they do. You are-" And with a huff, Raven marched out with the room, sobbing.
"Thanks for saving me. You have inflicted great punishment on my worst foe. I salute you once again!"Obscleam praised.
"But what about Raven?"Shyguy asked.
"Don't worry. Raven is so devastated by the revelations that he will leave Aliza forever!" Obscleam stood up. "Wait a second...where the talisman?"
"Talisman? What talisman?" Cash asked.
"It is an artifact I found, yeah found. It gave me good luck. If I lose it, I may lose my empire!"
"That stupid! Why the best king of them all need something so useless! You don't need luck, you need skill!" Shyguy laugh softly, as so Obscleam would not hear it.
"However, it is still something important. I figure Raven stole it. Oh no, he'll get good luck! And my island government, overthrown! Help!"Obscleam ran back and forth, worried, panicking.
"Hah! Useless junk anyway!" Shyguy said. "You must be so superstitious to hold some talisman into your possession!"
"It's important! It is the only way I can rule Alizia!" Obscleam sat down, trying to relax, unsuccessfully.