You see the way they stare at you,
You see the way they glare.
You watch and see it in their eyes,
"Fair is only fair."
And it's not fair that the one with hair,
Who walked on air,
Wasn't the one to live.
Because it should have been you;
Could have been, too,
If he hadn't tried to save your life.
And they thought you were his,
Thought you'd be his wife,
Thought his death'd cut you like a knife,
And you'd be burdened by a new kind of strife.
But you didn't so much as bat an eye,
And only once or twice did you ever cry,
And they thought you were just strong and breathed a sigh,
Ever sympathetic to those who aren't shy.
But then you stood up, and it was all a lie,
Because all of their trust you chose to defy.
And maybe now you cry at night,
Because fair is fair
And dark is bright,
And it seems now you hide from the light,
Kept out of sight
When you're not in the middle of a new fight.
Because you're with the Blue Freak,
And God almighty, is he a Real Geek.
But I guess you knew that;
I guess you just know where it's at,
And you would have done better with the Cat in the Hat,
But now you've gone and gotten awfully fat.
And here we trusted you-
And I'll be he trusted you, too-
And it turns out you're just a floozy,
And I'll bet you're real fun when you start to get woozy,
but I'd rather not know, Mrs. Mega-Newsy,
And this round you're like to losey,
Get paid back for poisoning the mind of Little Suzie;
You're the one who's lost out,
And I'll tell you what it's all about-
To all of us, Metro Man was Royalty,
And you've made it clear,
You've no sense of loyalty;
Now you, Miss Ritchi, in our eyes,
Are a traitor (yes, you're super-sized),
And you can
Drown
In your own
Fucking
Lies.