Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z, but I do own Panties Briefs!

Vegeta sat nervously with his one year old son, Trunks. His blue-haired mate, Bulma, was giving birth to their second child. He thought in his head, 'This one better be the child I've been looking for…A Saiyan Hybrid that actually looks like a Saiyan..' He looked down to see his young son pull on his leg, rubbing his little eyes. "Hmph." He turned away from his son, causing him to fall on his little butt.

Before Trunks could cry, a nurse came to Vegeta. "Sir, your wife has given birth to a beautiful baby girl," Vegeta tuned her out. No prince for him. He grunted as he lifted Trunks into his arms, and walked with a nasty scowl on his face. He pushed the hospital door open to see Bulma cooing to a pink bundle in her arms. "Vegeta, this baby girl has your hair! Look at her, the little sweet one!" he kneeled towards the blanket and saw a little baby with spiky hair and blue eyes stare back up at him. The newborn cooed and reached for her father's face.

"I'm naming her Panties."

"What?"

"It's a family tradition and you should be honored. She was the first daughter of the Briefs bloodline."

"Woman, you cannot name our child so..So…Stupid." He breathed out, annoyed.

"Well, stupid man, you didn't just give birth to her, you don't pay the bills, you don't look after your own son, and you certainly didn't care when Trunks got a boo-boo! So shut your mug and accept her name!" Bulma angrily snapped at her mate.

Defeated, Vegeta glared at his mate. She was always the feisty one, and he didn't want to upset her even more, because then she wouldn't cook or fix his Gravity Room. He took the newly named baby into his arms. Her bright blue eyes shone beautifully as his onyx ones looked down at her. The newborn's tail softly wrapped around Vegeta's arm. A small smile played on Vegeta's lips as Panties reached for his face.

"We're cutting off her tail, to protect everyone." Bulma's words instantly irritated Vegeta.

"No, we are not."

"Yes we are."

"No we are not!"

"Vegeta, you're acting like a brat."
"Woman! You do not know the pain of losing a tail! It hurts, makes you bleed, you get abdominal pain around the tailless area, and ugh woman!"

Bulma stared at his stupidity, and barked, "Yes, Vegeta I know what that feels like. It's called my period!"

That instantly shut Vegeta up. Any more talk of this dreaded 'period' shut him down completely. Bulma on her period terrified him.

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