EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SIDESHOW BOB
VS
ZIRA
BEGIN
[SIDESHOW BOB]
WELL HELLO LITTLE BITCH IT TIME FOR YOU TO DIE
IN THE END OF LION KING 2 THAT WAS SUICIDE
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT SIMBA HE IS STRONGER THAN YOU
YOU JUST CAUSE KOVU, VITANI, AND NUKA TO KILL HIM AND USED
MY SHOW IS BETTER IS HAD SO MANY FORM
IT HAD CURSE, ABUSE, NUDE, BLOOD, DRINK, DEATH, AND PORN
I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS AND YOU COULDN'T GET BETTER
YOU WANT TO FUCK SCAR THEN RAPE HIM YOU KILLER
[ZIRA]
HA STOP YOUR COMPLAINING YOU COULDN'T EVEN WIN
YOUR NAME SHOULD BE SIDESHOW BOOB AND THAT WILL BE A SIN
YOU WANT TO KILL BART BECAUSE HE SEND YOU TO JAIL
THAT IS SO BULLSHIT AND THAT AN EPIC FAIL
YOUR BROTHER IS A FAGGOT HE IS NO PRIZE AT ALL
YOU WANT TO FUCK ALL THE BITCHES AND KILL THEM ALL
WELL MY MOVIE IS BETTER AND YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
IT HAD ADVENTURE AND MORE ACTION IN IT
[SIDESHOW BOB]
OH STOP THAT ZIRA YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THE PRIDE
KIARA WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU BUT YOU JUST COMMITED SUICIDE
I WANT TO KILL BART BUT THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU MAKE MORE SHIT
YOU ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN JUST WANT TO KILL SIMBA
JUST TALK TO HIM NOW OR SUCK YOUR OWN VAGINA
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ALONG
IT SEEM THAT YOU AND I JUST WANT TO SING A FUCKING SONG
[ZIRA]
DON'T BE A FOOL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PALM TREE
YOU BEEN TO JAIL MANY TIMES JUST GIVE UP YOU FREAK
MY HUSBAND SCAR DIED AND IT ALL SIMBA FAULT
IF YOU AGREE TO LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD FUCKING FALL
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU THINK YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
HEARING NUKA COMPLAING IS MAKING ME FURIOUS
I'M LEAVING YOU FAGGOT I'M GONNA BE THE QUEEN
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND IT TIME TO END THE SCENE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE