A/N: This is my first fanfic, so it might be a little sloppy. I decided to start off with a short, (possibly) silly story. Anyways, without further ado, I hope you enjoy!
"Saeki!" Midou exclaimed in surprise as Katsuya pinned him to his desk, "we can't do this here, you bastard! Let go of me!"
"You know you like it," Katsuya said with a grin.
"Do not!" Midou yelled at him, "someone's going to see us and then I'm going to kill you!"
"Worth it," Katsuya said proudly.
"No!" Midou shouted in frustration as Katsuya held his hands above his head with one hand and reached for his belt with the other, "don't you dare!"
"You know, we have a higher chance of getting caught if you keep yelling," Katsuya said to his struggling superior.
"Well we wouldn't have to worry about getting caught if you didn't-"
Midou was cut off as the door to the office swung open and Fujita barged in.
"Boss, I have a…" Fujita trailed off when he noticed the two figures upon Midou's desk; Midou, who was frozen in shock and Katsuya, who smiled at Fujita innocently. "What's going on?" He asked in confusion.
"Nothing!" Midou quickly replied and tried to get up, but Katsuya only forced him down again. He glared angrily at Katsuya for that, but continued anyways. "God dammit, Fujita! Who said you had permission to come in here!? And learn to knock!
"That's unfair!" Fujita complained, "why does Katsuya get to come in here and I don't?"
"Because I'm his boyfriend," Katsuya answered.
"No he's not!" Midou denied pointing to the glasses man, "he's delusional. I don't know him!"
"Oh? Is that so?" Katsuya asked, looking down at Midou with an amused, yet cruel look in his eyes, "then I guess I'll just have to prove you wrong…"
"Ah, crap…" Midou said, realizing the situation he had gotten himself into.
"Sorry Fujita," Katsuya said to his coworker as he began to take off his tie, "me and Midou are a little busy right now, but you're welcome to come back later."
"What are you going to do?" Fujita asked curiously.
"Don't worry about it," Katsuya said, "it's not like I'm going to rape him."
"Oh, ok!" Fujita said with a smile and turned to leave.
"Wait, you idiot!" Midou shouted after him, "he's totally being sarcastic! Come back here!"
"Midou, how could you lie like that?" Katsuya asked with a frown.
"Ah, S-Saeki," Midou stuttered in a shaky voice, " I didn't mean that…"
"Oh really?" Katsuya said, clearly unconvinced, "well it's too late to take it back now!"
A/N:Special thanks to my friends for proofreading this and especially to my friend, Edge, for making me cry with laughter when I was having trouble on deciding what to type next in the first sentence. She typed, "I told you not to put my brother in the fridge," which isn't even close to what I had in mind. I had to delete it, but it'd be a waste not to at least mention it. XD I hope this wasn't too horrible to read. If I got anything wrong please inform me so I can fix for future stories.