EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
HAN SOLO
VS
SCOOTALOO
BEGIN
[HAN SOLO]
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE BRAT TIME TO TAKE YOU FUCKING DOWN
YOU COULDN'T EVEN FLY YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN NOW
I'M THE BEST JEDI IN THE ENTIRE PLANET
YOU JUST SIT THERE IN EQUESTRIA AND SUCK SPIKE PENIS
YOU WANT TO LEARN TO FLY THEN GO TO FLIGHT CAMP
OR GET THE GENIE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING LAMP
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME YOU PUNY LITTLE PONY
MY MOVIES IS BETTER AND YOUR SHOW ARE SHITTY
[SCOOTALOO]
OH YEAH SURE BITCH YOU ARE WAY MORE STUBBORN
YOU STEALING LUKE SPOTLIGHT IS TOO MUCH FOR A JERK
I MIGHT NOT FLY BUT I HAVE A CUTIE MARK
YOU COULDN'T USE THE HYPERSPACE WAY BACK IN THE DARK
WHERE WERE YOU IN STAR WARS 1, 2, 3
IF YOU LOVE LEIA THEN SUCK HER PUSSY
MY SHOW MAY BE PONY BUT IT IS STILL PRETTY COOL
YOU JUST RAPE A LOT OF STORMTROOPER AND YOU DON'T NEED A TOOL
[HAN SOLO]
OH DON'T BE A CHICKEN YOU ARE STILL LESS COOLER
RAINBOW DASH CAN BEAT YOU IN TEN SECOND WITH A LIGHT SABER
YOU KEEP CRUSADING ONLY LOOKING FOR SOME FUCKING PAINTING
YOU USED TO GO CRAZY AFTER YOU WENT CAMPING
YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD YOU ARE SCARE OF THE HEADLESS HORSE
YOU JUST COPY THAT FROM TAILS NO WONDER YOU'RE A DORK
GO BACK TO YOUR CHILDHOOD WITH ALL OF THOSE NOOB
GO BACK TO SWEETIE BELLE, BABS SEED, AND EVEN APPLEBLOOM
[SCOOTALOO]
OH DON'T COUNT ON IT YOU COULDN'T EVEN WIN
LUKE SKYWALKER BEAT THE DEATH STAR YOU JUST FUCKING SIT
YOU THINKING OF A PLAN WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING SETTLE DOWN
YOU YELLING AT PONIES IS MAKING ME FROWN
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN NOT TO USE THE FUCKING ROBOT
YOU JUST HAVE A C3PO WHO IS JUST LIKE CLEMBOT
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'M GOING TO CRUSADE
GOODBYE HAN SOLO YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE