Early one mornin' while makin' the drills
I took a shot of PP UP and I electro killed my trainer down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' Light Ball beneath my head
Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that Light Ball took a
shot of PP UP and away I run
Made a good run but I was too high
they overtook me down in Saffron, Kanto.
Late in the hot joints takin' the pills in
walked the sheriff from Route 43
He said Pikachu your name is not Raichu
You're the dirty hack that shot your trainer down
Said 'Yes oh yes my name is Pikachu
if you've got the warrant just aread it to me
Shot him down because he made me slow
I thought I was his started but he had five more.'
When I was arrested I was dressed in yellow
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail
they slapped my dried up carcass in that country jail
Early next mornin' bout a half past nine
I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began
where I was handled by twelve honest pokemens
Just before the jury started out I saw the little Cleffa judge
commence to look about.
In about five minutes in
walked the man holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree
I hollered 'Arceus Arceus have a mercy on me.'
The judge he smiled as he picked up his pin
99 years in the Lavander pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can't forget the day I shot
that bad punk down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me
lay off that lemonade and let that PP UP be!