Shadow: Welcome to

Nadie: ~giggles~

Jayfeather: Nadie doesn't own Pie, Pizza, a cameo backpack, Warriors Vocaloid, fake cement, Shadow, or any of the songs sung in this chapter.

Nadeshko POV

I was sitting in my living room, eating pie, when Hollyleaf arrived.

"YOU TRAITOR!" She screeched.

"What?" I asked.

"YOU-YOU JUST ATE THAT PIE!" Hollyleaf exclaimed.

"So… your point is?" I started.

Hollyleaf grabbed a book from in her cameo backpack and flipped to some Starclan-forsaken page.

"The Warrior code CLEARLY states that 'apprentices shall not be fed pie-" I grabbed the book out of her hands and wrote in another code right below the on she was reading: 'Nadie Shadow and Ninja MUST have pie, or suffer the wrath of our Chibi golf clubs!' At that moment, Shadow strolled in.

"Here's the form!" Shadow said, handing me a paper and sitting next to me on my couch. I read it over. "Ahh… Good choice with Firestar, he's the hero of all the books, and defiantly the wisest, although he can care less about the rules... then again who cares about the Warrior code!" I grinned.

"WHAT!" Hollyleaf exclaimed, clearly not amused. And with that, Hollyleaf flung herself out the window to end up Starclan knows where.

"So Hollyleaf follows the rules then, I assume. Firestar sounds pretty cool, but that wont prevent me from doing stuff to him!" Shadow giggled. I laughed.

"I know right! He's just too much of a heroic figure to over look! Hollyleaf is bound to the code, so when she finds out her mother and father break it in sooooooo many ways she kills herself. how lovely. Her two brothers claim it was an accident, but they fail because everyone in the Thunderclan camp isn't THAT dense. how you can guess at this I just don't know…" I said thoughtfully.

"I'm just that epic of a guesser."

I nodded.

" So she commits suicide?" Shadow asked.

I nodded again.

"And now that the Warrior code has been neglected…" Shadow said.

"She goes and kills herself AGAIN." she finished.

"Too bad I put fake cement all around my house." I giggled.

" I am now more interested than I was before. I am to the point now where I can't wait to go buy the first book."

"The First book is really good. You get to meet the notorious Tigerclaw,not yet Tigerstar until book 5. that's why he's so much fun to torture in the most random girly babyish ways! he's the bad guy!" I giggled.

"Yeah I'm getting the first one tomorrow. So far I've counted two of the characters with the beginning of their name Tiger... Is there any more? Just curious." Shadow said.

"Yeah, Tigerstar, Tigerheart, Tigerclaw before tigerstar, and Tigerstar's son Lionblaze also relates to a Tiger. Back in the olden days of the clans, they say there were only two legendary clans, because all books have myths, Tigerclan and Lionclan." I responded.

"Myths make books better." Shadow said. "It's always fun to hurt the bad guys! I can name five things to do to Voldemort off the top of my head." she giggled. At that moment Len walked in for some reason unknown to my mind.

" Making Voldy skip through a field of daises singing girls just wanna have fun at the top of his lungs is pretty good…" I thought aloud.

"That IS a good thing to do to Voldemort! And there's a certain Vocaloid who's going to be made to do it…" Shadow smiled at Len, and Len took off to Canada.

"So what do you plan to do to Potatowes next? It's always fun to guess." Shadow said.

"Hey, I am making a story called Potawtoes Night mare and so far here's what I have: Being called Potawtoes, being forced to do the hula whilst in a fairy costume whilst singing Magnet with Firestar, seeing Draco Malfoy, being jabbed with a marshmellow spork Yellow blaster and a popsicle spear, being forced to eat Brussels sprouts whilst listening to Nyan cat, being killed by a midget, getting all his fur died pink with red and purple hearts, being attacked by flying Evil Dancing Hamsters and popsicles and a Raccoon named Blackfoot, being locked in a closet with Foxpaw and Icepaw while they were off their meds, playing a game of got your nose with Voldemort, which had gone terribly wrong, watching Lucius Malfoy dance to the song 'Get Down', watching a movie about birth, being forced to sit through a documentary on eggplants, watching Fred and George Weasley laugh hysterically at him when he ate some puking pastles, being beaten by Ninja's spiky bow staff, being brutally mauled by a baby duck in a tu tu, being Ninja's sparring partner for tae kwon do, meting Edward Cullen, being shoved into a wall by Ninja and Nadie whilst they repeatedly screamed "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!", BEING LECTURED BY SNAPE, being eaten alive by Hatsune Mikuo because he tasted like strawberries, being shaved bald by Nadie while being forced to sing show tunes, Watching Edward Cullen and Cedric Diggory do a jig, Having hiccupped while using a toothpick thus choking on it, Being disowned by his own mother, Meeting the other half of the people he knows…and a whole bunch of other stuff that I haven't typed yet." I said.

"Wow, he's gone through a lot. I love it so far !" Shadow laughed.

I giggled. "uh huh. I have about... 4 more full written pages to type up. so the fun doesn't stop there!"

"F-four? I must have missed a lot. Can't wait to read it!" Shadow giggled.

"Want some pie? Or Pizza? I have both." I asked.

"Pizza please." Shadow told me. I called in Jayfeather.

"Hello." He said.

"Jayfeather, could you cook us a pizza?" I asked. "And bring out some pie for me too."

"Sure." Jayfeather smiled, his unseeing eyes resting upon the couch.

"Thanks!" I told him as he walked into the kitchen.

"But of course I write pretty big, so that might explain why I had nine pages total... ninja wrote half of it too though, and she writes really really small. Sometimes I envy her writing…" I went into a thought process.

"Those poor Korean children, having to eat something so foul ." Shadow smiled. "Oh. I write in giant print too, but on like 72 so I feel accomplished when I have more than 40 pages for one chapter."

"That's true…" I said thoughtfully. "Oh, and by the way, there are 4 series with 6 books each. Hollyleaf killed herself in the third series The Power of Three book 6 Dawn."

Just then Potawtoes walked in.

"There's this website you can go on that you can get your warrior name. Go to 'Explore the world of warriors' and then click 'clans' when you get the dropdown menu. My warrior name is Brightshadow and I'm in Windclan. TIGERSTAR IS A SHOTA! I'm not joking he is! Hmmm…" I glanced evily at potatoes and he gulped and sped off for the nearest Toys 'R' Us.

"So Tigerstar's has a relationship with an older man? Ahahaha, more to shame him for..…" Shadow grinned.

I could hear Len shouting from Canada.

Len POV

I was runing in Canada with a Beaver on my head and screaming SHOTAS UNITE! At the top of my lungs. I heard Shadow yell something back…

Shadow POV

"Good Len , embrace it, don't fight it." I yelled back.

"yeah! I say Potawtoes was in love with Goosefeather, the Medicne cat in Blustar's Prophecy before the first book. Sadly heres what goosefeather said: "KEEP THAT CREATURE AWAY FROM ME!" aaaaah, It starts so young! Tigerstar was then known as Tigerkit because he was a kitten at the time." Nadie said. I heard Potawtoes yell from the local Toys 'R' Us 'SHOTAS UNITE!' And Nadie did a face palm.

Shadow: ~Facepalm~ Len… -_-

Len: What?

Shadow: The Beaver… just, no.

Nadie: Potawtoes….. -_-

Potawtoes: I was looking at all the cute little Barbie dolls!

Nadie: … O.o TMI Dude, TMI!

Len: And the Bratz. ^-^

Nadie and Shadow: ~pick both boys up and throw them back to Korea where they can be eaten as Popsicles~Goosefeather: A SIGN! A SIGN!

Nadie: ~giggles~ well that was fun.

Shadow: ^-^

~screams can be heard from Korea~

Jayfeather: REVIEW!