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Summary: When Arthur's dad comes back and drags him to Japan, he was shocked. He was forced to go into their middle school as a younger person, forced to pretend he was their age. Meeting some new friends starting from a kid named Sawada Tsunayoshi, a hopeless kid who he quickly tunes back to shape, eventually passing the normal students and catching up to him and Gokudera Hayato in terms of English and Math. But when a weird baby shows up and says he's Tsuna's tutor, the battle begins! Will he find his flame to help, or be casted aside, useless? Find out!

I shouldn't be here. I should be back in Texas playing video games and understanding what the hell people were saying!

The name's Arthur Moebius, but right now I'm having a bit of a problem, let me explain.

I'm from Texas and my dad just randomly popped up and dragged me to Japan by blackmailing my mom. He dragged me to this town named Namimori and forced me to pretend I was younger to make me go back to their school. So, now I have no clue what the hell anyone is saying and it's a pain in the ass.

"Moebius?" The teacher said in horrible mispronunciation as I walked nervously into the classroom, observing my new class. The only people that stood out was the kid in front, who didn't really care for anything, two girls that seemed pretty dense, a kid with hair that defined the laws of physics, and a carefree kid.

"Hai?" I said in horrible Japanese as I never learned it, only knowing like two words with horrible pronunciation for both, fun.

I didn't know what she said next but I figured it was somewhere along the lines of "Introduce yourself" I tried my language.

"Hello, my name is Arthur Moebius or Moebius Arthur here in Japan. I'm going to be your new classmate." I used my English and it seemed that very little had any clue what I said as whispering between people occurred. Well, I was fucked.

Until a kid started speaking Italian.

"Idiota! Parlare giapponese non Inglese!" The kid yelled in Italian as I responded, happy. (Idiot! Speak Japanese not English!)

"Italiano? Salve, Come stai?" I asked back, ignoring his insult. (Italian? Hello, how are you?)

I caught him by surprise as the teacher pointed behind the Physics head kid as he raised his hand, waving to me. I smiled back and sat behind him, crushing some spitballs aiming for his face while I was at it.

"Sup? The name's Arthur." I asked as I caught somebody trying to back his desk and more, what was with this school!?

"Hey, the name is Sawada Tsunayoshi, just call me Tsuna." He answered back in forced English, broken at times. I commended him for even trying.

"Does this happen every day?" I asked as I snapped a guy's hand for trying to punch him, caught 5 more spitballs, crushed a hand for trying to push his desk again and ARCEUS WHAT WAS WITH THIS SCHOOL!? even the teacher didn't care as he definitely noticed! God!

"Yeah..." Tsuna answered as if he was used to it, his smile being so fragile that a gust could have destroyed it. Someone was going to pay...

Okay, just came and already got a friend, a guy I needed to beat sense into and teachers I need to smack.

Good start.

The bell rang as some other students took Tsuna away, I ran after them, worried they were bullies as I followed them to the roof, seeing them sitting down eating lunch, I sighed and started to turn away before Tsuna ran up to me, stopping me. He turned me back around and introduced me to his Japanese friends.

"Um...hi?" I asked in English, unsure if they knew the language.

"Hey. The name's Hana." One of the two girls from earlier answered, staring me like I was a body ready to be Autopsied.

"My name's Kyoko." The other girl said in broken English.

"Takashi." The carefree guy said simply, most likely not knowing how to pronounce the words.

"Hayato Gokudera, mi chiamano Gokudera" Gokudera said in Italian, I nodded as I turned around and looked towards the roof, feeling watched.

"Anyone up there?" I asked them as they laughed, I stared in confusion as they nodded. I walked over towards the ladder and went up, ignoring their warnings.

"Hello!?" I yelled as loud as my voice would as a Tonfa nearly met my neck as I ducked. He tried again as I grabbed it and knocked him off the roof.

"Oh fuck..." I said as I saw his bloodlust eyes as he grinned.

"HIIIIEEE!" Tsuna yelled as my eyes narrowed. He maybe the one who hurt my new friend. I felt a flame light up inside me as I jumped down the ladder, glaring at the guy. I pointed to the open area away from the others, he nodded as we walked over. We got into fighting positions as I dodged his first tonfa and grabbed his second, making sure to not push him towards the ledges as I took his second tonfa and kept my distance. He came right up to me as I narrowly dodged and retaliated.

"Hn." He said as I threw his tonfa back to him. "The name's Hibari, herbivore." He said as he went up the ladder as the others just stared at me.

"How..." Tsuna started as I smiled nicely.

"I won't let anyone hurt my friends, I won't back away when my friends are in danger, I already trust you guys as my friends EVEN HIBARI!" I intentionally raised my voice, knowing he'll hear me as I caught his tonfa aimed at my face.

"Damn," Gokudera said as they stared at me before my ears started to hurt like hell.

"EXTREME! YOU BEAT HIBARI! EXTREME!" I glared at the bastard who came screaming like hell.

"Onii-chan!" Kyoko said as I recognized what she said. That was her older brother?! Well, fuck me!

"THE NAME'S RYOHEI TO THE EXTREME!" He said in badly broken English as he yelled at the top of his voice.

"Ow ow, ow...anyone else hear ringing in their ears?" I asked as my ears started to hurt badly.

"You get used to it." Hana said simply.

"The name's Arthur, nice to meet you guys." I introduced, nearly forgetting to.

"So, now what?" Tsuna asked.

"How about I help you catch up? You teach me Japanese, I help you with your Math grades, seem fair?" I offered, needing the Japanese teaching, if my dad sticks me in the middle of nowhere again I swear to Arceus...

"Well...about that..." Tsuna started before a baby(At least I thought it was) landed on his head and aimed a gun at me.

"Chaosuu." The baby said as he STILL HAD THE GUN AIMED AT MY FACE!

"Can you please get the gun from my face, I kinda need my life." I asked as Hana told me.

"It's a fake." Hana said bluntly, I stared at her.

"That's not a fake, I can see the bullet from here, it is loaded and it looks too real to be a fake." I replied as he cocked the gun. I tried to disarm him and failed as he narrowly missed, scaring the hell out of me.

"HOW DO YOU CALL THAT FAKE!?" I screamed as Tsuna "HIEE!" and Ryohei "EXTREME!" while Hibari "Hn." and threw me his tonfa with a faint smile.

"Arthur, he of all people made Hibari smile!?" Tsuna bluntly said as I fought with a weapon not my own, struggling to survive.

"LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE!" I yelled as I kept some distance, before the bastard ran up a wall and behind me, knocking me to the ground and holding the gun to my head.

"Fuck." I said simply.

"What, are you going to let me kill you?" He said with an evil glint in his eye as he continued. "If you do, I'll go after Dame-Tsuna over there." He said as my eyes turned flame blue. "Good." He said as we continued.

The tonfa seemed to change and split into two as two Twin daggers were made as chains connected the blade. I grinned.

"Time to kick someone's ass." I said as we were about to start. *DING DONG DING DONG!* The bell rang as we stopped. The twin chain daggers becoming the tonfa again.

"Welcome to the club." Tsuna said with a light smile as we went off to class. I may like going back to school this year.

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