EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SHADOW
VS
YUGI
BEGIN
[SHADOW]
ALRIGHT SPIKY JERK TIME TO BATTLE YOU TO DEATH
USING SHITTY TRADING CARD IS BULLSHIT I SAID
YOU SHOULD FUCK YOUR GIRL TEA BECAUSE SHE A FUCKING CUNT
I CAN BEAT YOU WITH CHAOS SPEAR SO YOU NEED TO RUN
I MAY NOT SMILE BUT I AM STILL EVIL
THE ANNIE IN YOUR SHOW IS NOT SO BUEATIFUL
I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL YOU SHY LITTLE PUKE
I JUST HIT YOU WITH A BLAST SO YOUR FRIENDS CAN DIE TOO
[YUGI]
HEY DON'T TALK LIKE THAT YOU SHITTY LITTLE FAKER
TRYING TO COPY SONIC JUST TO MAKE YOUR LIFE COOLER
IF YOU'RE THE ULIMATE LIFE FORM THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DIE
IF YOU HATE SAVING PEOPLE THEN DON'T BOTHER WASTING TIME
I MAY BE SHY BUT I AM STILL MORE TOUGH
YOU WANNA PLAY DIRTY THEN I WILL PLAY ROUGH
I WILL USE MY TRADING CARD AND USE IT AS A POKEMON
ONE SINGLE BLAST AND YOU WILL BE GONE
[SHADOW]
OH DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH YOU JUST DON'T GET IT NOW
I CAN EVEN BEAT YOUR FRIEND BAKURA BECAUSE HE A FUCKING COW
DON'T FORGET YUGI YOUR NAME IS SO BAD
YOUR HAIR IS A MESS BUT MINE IS MORE RAD
IF YOU HAD A SIBLING I WILL BEAT THEM ALL AT ONCE
NOT TO CLONE THEM ALONE IT WILL BE PRETTY STUNT
DAMMIT YUGI YOU ARE JUST LIKE FUCKING ASH
YOU COULDN'T EVEN BEAT ME I AM MORE BRASH
[YUGI]
THAT WHAT YOU THINK YOU WANT TO BREAK YOUR PROMISE
BUT YOUR LITTLE SLUTTY FRIEND MARIA MADE YOU KEEP IT
YOU CAN'T STOP ME I DON'T NEED YOUR POWER
EVEN WITH YOUR SUPER FORM YOU'LL BE GONE FOREVER
I THINK YOU HAD A CRUSH ON LITTLE MISS AMY
WHEN THE FANS SEES IT THEY'LL MAKE FUCKING SHADMY
I'M LEAVING YOU ASSHOLE TIME FOR ME TO GO
I GOT MORE BATTLE CARD TO COLLECT ALONE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE