It was your average day in New York. People screaming and running, bullets flying through the air, and… wait what?

Oh yeah, The Avengers were facing yet another attack from, get this, aliens.

I however was sitting at the edge of one the roofs. "Man they're getting eaten up alive," I said to no one in particular. I cringed when I saw Capt. taking a hit by one of those blasters the aliens were using, "ouch." Suddenly a pigeon landed beside me. I looked down at it, "Hey Kevin!" The pigeon just tilted his head. "Well welcome to the show!" I exclaimed while make a huge gesture with my hands when I got an idea. I snapped my fingers making a bucket of popcorn appear in my hands. I started munching on the popcorn while watching the show.

"Oh…."

"Ah…."

"What the fudge! Foul I call foul!" I threw a handful of popcorn down at the scene as Kevin nodded his head in agreement. "That was so not fair! I call do over! Do over do- Never mind."

Kevin and I went back to cringing and ohing when one of the aliens happened to speed past us and then slowly back up and look at us curiously.

"Can you please move," I asked. The alien creature looked around him… or her. It could be a her. I never know with aliens. Anyways they looked around Her/his self until they pointed at themselves and made a strange gurgling sound. I sighed annoyed, "yes you. Can you please move. I'm trying to watch here." Kevin chirped in response.

The alien looked at Kevin then at me, then at Kevin, then at me, then at Kevin, that back to me. "So are you going to move or what?" I asked annoyed. The alien shrugged and flew off.

In the time wasted by the alien Earth's Mightiest Heroes were currently all in hero poses in a circle.

"Call it Captain," Tony said as the team noticed even more aliens descending.

"Alright listen up, until we close that portal our priority is containment. Barton I want you on that roof," Steve commanded as he pointed to one of the building that was still standing, "eyes on everything, call out any patterns or strays, Stark," Steve continued until he was interrupted by a person, that person being me, appear in the middle of the circle they had formed and screamed hi.

"Diamond?" Steve asked.

"No dur Capsicle," I responded.

Tony chuckled, "See, it's a cool name." Clint chuckled. Natasha and Bruce just sigh in frustration.

"Shut it IronAss," I replied smirking.

Thor and Clint ooohhhed. "She got you there Tony," Clint said to Tony.

Tony, "You know it. These buns are made of steel."

I just shook my head at him.

"Anyways," Steve said interrupting, "What are you doing here Diamond?"

"Oh you know, being bored and what not. I would be with my other friends, but uh long story," I said rubbing the back of my neck.

Tony, "Sweetheart, I know were cool, hey wait did you say other friends?" Tony asked as he walked up to me.

"Yes I said, 'other friends.' I know people," was my reply.

"Diamond. Stark," Steve said in his commander voice.

Tony and I just looked at Steve then at each other.

"You mad bro?" we asked in unison.

"Guys," Steve said as he held up his hand as if to silence us.

"Aw, he mad," Tony said.

"So mad. Come on Capsicle don't give us the cold shoulder," I said smirking.

Tony and I half fived. "This is serious. We are in a middle of a fight and you can get seriously hurt," Steve tried to reason with me to leave.

"I'm more than capable of handling myself and even if I do get hurt I'll just make my wounds into battle stories," I said as I started walking towards Steve when an alien swooped by and picked me up. The Avengers quickly took action and started chasing after me.

I was busy dangling above the city the only thing keeping me up is the alien holding my arm. Speaking of which. I looked up lo behold it was the alien who blocked my view. "You!?" I screamed up at the alien. It just looked down at me and gurgled. I huffed and tried asking politely for it to let me down, but to no avail. Getting pissed off I decided to just swing up and knock the alien out. it fell to the ground and, well… you know. I cringed, "ow…. oh well," I said shrugging. I then looked at the steering wheel? "All right how the heck do you drive this thing?" I asked while pressing some buttons. I accidently pressed a button making a laser beam release behind me accidently almost hitting Tony.

"Diamond!" Tony yelled. "Sorry!" I shouted tilting my head back a little . "Alright so I know not to press that button again. "How about this one?" I asked while pressing some green button. The "vehicle" stopped. "Yes!" I said as I raised my hands up holding my signature peace sign. Only for it to start going backwards…. fast. I flew past The Avengers. "Peace guys!"

They slowed to a stop and turned around towards my direction, but they then started screaming at me. "What?! I can't hear you!" I yelled at them.

They started making signs with their hands pointing behind me.

I turned around to see that I was heading right towards Loki. "Uh oh." I looked around me looking for anything that might break my fall. Yes. I was going to jump. What do you expect? I can't control this thing. To utter horrible luck there was no where soft to land and I was getting very closer. Loki still hadn't noticed. "Well this sucks," I said while stepping of the "vehicle" while saluting. Loki turned around right when it crashed into him.

I was slowly falling to my death. "Well this sucks," I said. "Yes it does," said a voice out of nowhere. My eyes widened. "no…" "oh yes. I'm back," " I thought I got rid of you!" I exclaimed.

"So you thought, but now I'm back and now you're going to have to stay falling till the next chapter," the voice said. "Oh heck no, this is my story," I began to say, but was interrupted by the voice. "Yeah not anymore. I'm controlling this story now," I said. "Ladies and gentleman I am Diamonds narrator that she got rid of in her other story." Diamond just sighed and rested her head on her hand and the other hand on her hip still falling. "Just get on with it will you?" Diamond said in very rude tone of hers. "Uhg," she said as she rolled her eyes.

"So will Diamond live? Or will she do us all a favor and go splat?" I said. "Hey! People love me!" Diamond yelled as she sat or well sort of. "Whatever honey, live in your fantasy. Diamond does not own The Avengers and To Be Continued….