Spin the Wheel

A light blue hedgehog was looking through stuff in a box she had stored in the basement and finally found a somewhat dusty video camera. She brushed off some of the dust and turns it on. "Testing one, two..." The camera was recording.

"Yes!" She turned the camera towards her face. "Hello everyone and welcome to Spin the Wheel, where your fate is decided by a wheel!" She turned the camera to a big spinning wheel in the room. "That wheel right there! I'm Lucy the Hedgehog asking you all a question. Who are the victims? Well, the answer is almost obvious! Anyway, I'm not going to play by myself. I'll just find some guests." She started walking as she held the camera in front of her, taping the house.

"This place is mine and at the same time it isn't. I have a friend over here and he has kinda been on my nerves. But I oughta thank him for making me write this." She turned the camera so she could see it. "You'll soon see what I mean." She turned the camera to the living room and started walking upstairs to the bedrooms.

"This is the hall. There are bedrooms and closets but I hope everything changes for the better eventually." She said as she taped the rooms and the closets. One of the closets had cleaning supplies, the other one had the washing machine along with a few boxes organized in a corner and a few were just empty.

"The empty ones are just for fun. I actually don't know what else to put there." She said, before turning the camera to face her.

"Who in the world are you talking to?" A voice asked, but it came in front of her. She turns the camera, taping a gold cat with red eyes wearing a black robe over his attire. "…Hey."

"Oh, hey Minus. Um, I'm just taping a show." She answered. He raised an eyebrow.

"You're crazy. And leave me out of it."

"But I need a partner and you're my best candidate."

He started to think about it. "…No." He finally answered

"Fine. I guess I'll have to show on camera the se –mpphvm.." Her mouth was covered. Minus was standing in front of her and he grabs the camera.

"Just shut up and do whatever you were doing." He said, uncovering her mouth

"Okay. Your hands smell like tuna." She commented. He rolled his eyes and just started walking back to the basement. She followed and gets in front of the wheel.

"You gotta check this out. Almost every face known here is in that wheel." She said, her eyes glittering like a dream came true.

"…You got a lot of problems." Minus commented as he held the camera.

"Ugh! You win this round. Anyway, what was I supposed to say?"

Minus slapped his forehead with the free hand. "The show segments!"

"Right. Well, the main course is the wheel. Next segment we have over here is all based on this fancy universal remote." She took out a remote with a lot of buttons.

"So, let me get this straight. The whole show depends on a wheel and a stupid universal remote?" He asked. "Yes…. Yes and yes." She nodded smiling.

"…Have I ever told you YOU'RE CRAZY?" Minus asked. She nodded. "Yup, now introduce the next segments." She pressed the middle button of the remote and a camera set on a wheel appears. Minus throws the other camera away.

"…Hello. Well, there are more segments in here than the wheel and the stupid remote. There's also the Pit of Doom. Lucy, if you don't mind?" Lucy nodded and pressed the bottom button of the remote and instantly, there was a gateway to what seemed to be a world of fire.

"Hey, I think that's Silver's world." She commented.

"CLOSE IT!" Minus said and quickly takes the remote, pressing the same button and the gateway closed. He sighed in relief. "Again, you're crazy. Do you want us to die?"

"No. Anyway, that was messed up. Try the second bottom of the top." Minus nodded and pressed the second bottom from the top. A black hole could be seen, and fan girls came out of the black hole, tackling Minus.

"Back, you savage beasts!" He said as he moved his hands to reach out for an ax. Lucy had her ears plugged and just pressed a button, activating a loud mega horn, making Minus and the fan girls cover their ears.

"What the hell?" Minus asked. Lucy took off the ears plugs. "The fan girls are tamed and at your service." She said jokingly. He rolled his eyes once more. "Whatever."

"Okay then. Now that we got these cool features, we have two more! One of them is a special segment I like to call the Webcam of Doom!" She says as she takes the remote and pressed the middle button. A webcam appeared and it turned on. Black Doom could be seen, wearing a pink "I love Girl Scouts" t-shirt

"I will take over the -" His statement was interrupted when Minus lunged at the webcam with an axe, shattering it into nothing instantly. Lucy had a shocked face.

"Umm… was that necessary?" She asked, her eyes widened and her pupils shrinking.

"…Yes." He bluntly answered.

"Okay then… I'll be right back with part of the last segment." She said as she dashed out of the basement. "…Well, as she gets part of the last segment, I'll get the RV." He starts walking out of the basement and towards the house exit, with the camera on wheels following him. Once he was outside, he takes out a small remote from his pocket and pressed it. The garage door opened and an RV could be seen as well as Lucy, standing beside it.

"Behold for the last segment! An RV that can be used for emergency travels!" She said as she showed the RV. "And here's the best part. The main Sonic cast is right inside it, tied up against their will." She said the last part quickly.

"Have you lost it?" Minus asked

"And their fate will be sealed! Tune back here for more and I'm gonna go now before Minus kills me! See ya!" She said as she ran off. Minus was chasing after her with an axe.