Spotty: Well, it's time once more for my insane brain to be put to use.

Anubis: What are you doing this time? And why am I here?

Spotty: One step at a time, dog-boy!

Anubis: Never call me that again!

Spotty: What should I never call you, dog-boy?

Anubis: You really irk me, Spotty. You really do.

Spotty: Well, let's get this show on the road.

Anubis: You know, I think I found something that I hate even more than you!

Spotty: And what is that?

Anubis: Your horrible fanfics!

Spotty: Watevah.

Sadie: Nooooooo! I'm included! Well, might as well say the disclaimer. Here goes. Spotty doesn't own The Kane Chronicles or Wikipedia, and I'm very glad about it.

Spotty: Hey!

The day was like any other at Brooklyn House. Except the fact that it wasn't any other day. It was Bast's birthday. Everyone had gotten her a present, but to save you the time of reading about lots of boring gifts, I'll give you the highlights.

Sadie got Bast a sweater that said "We Love You, Aunt Kitty," and Bast tried very hard to rip it to shreds. Luckily for Sadie, she had cast an anti-destroy spell on it. Carter got Bast a new book (of course) that was called "How to Grow Catnip in Your Brooklyn Apartment," and he had written it. It was basically a bunch of Wikipedia printouts about cats and catnip, and a couple about Brooklyn Bridge and magic in the Western world.

Felix, of course, got bast a penguin. It had nothing to do with her, but he claimed that he had accidentally left his present for her in Antarctica while visiting his penguin colony. His "real" present for Bast was a coloring book about penguins. Walt gave her an amulet, claiming that if she did a simple cleaning spell while wearing it, all of Brooklyn House would be instantly cleaned, and she wouldn't have to worry about any more cleaning spells gone awry. What actually happened was that glowing letters appeared and followed her around for the rest of the day that read things like "I gotta hairball, so fuzz off!" and "I heart Catnip!"

Though these presents were hilarious, the best by far was the present from Anubis. He had shown up with a small cake that read "Happy B-day, Cat-Lady." The cake's writing really annoyed Bast, but she decided to try it since it was chocolate flavor. The moment that Bast took a bite of the cake, she couldn't stop eating it. It was so unbelievably delicious that she just had to eat it all.

The moment that Bast finished eating the cake, she felt a strange feeling coursing through her veins. A few minutes later, and a transformation began. A few more minutes, and she looked like a dog, but not just any dog. A small, insignificant chihuahua.

"Why you little..." she growled at Anubis. "What have you done? When will I be me again?"

Spotty: Ahhh. This is da life. Let's see what poor Aunt Kitty does to Anubis now!

Anubis: Kill me now!

Spotty: Really?

Anubis: NO!

Spotty: Whatevah.

Bast: Anubis, I hate you. I really do.

Anubis: So, Bast. Should I call you Aunt Poochie now that you're a doggie?

Bast: Ugggh!

Spotty: So please review, and soon, because I don't think that Bast and Anubis will be off each other's throats for long, but I'll see what I can do, so REVIEW! Also, please read and review my other stories, especially Phobias, Nutters, and a Little Love.