A/N This is just an idea I got at a website I am a member at. These are
all from the Sorcerer's Stone. I hope you like it!
Aunt Petunia: "Well get a move on, I want you to look after the underpants. And don't you dare let it burn, I want everything perfect on Duddy's birthday."
Harry: "I had a dream about underpants," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying."
Hagrid: "Yeah, you'll be needin' one," said Hagrid, "but we gotta get yer underpants first."
Hagrid: "Morning," said Hagrid to a free goblin. "We've come ter take some underpants outta Mr. Harry Potter's safe."
Malfoy: "Have you got your own underpants?"
Uncle Vernon: "Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic underpants all got punctures, have they?"
Hermione: "Has anyone seen underpants? Neville's lost one."
Malfoy: "Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasley's have red hair, freckles, and more underpants than they can afford."
Percy: "Mad?" said Percy airily. "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Underpants, Harry?"
Snape: "Idiot boy!" snarled Snape, clearing the spilled potion away with one wave of his wand. "I suppose you added the underpants before taking the cauldron off the fire?"
Neville: "Malfoy's got my underpants, Professor."
Malfoy: "Did you see his underpants, the great lump?"
Peeves: "UNDERPANTS OUT OF BED!" Peeves bellowed, "UNDERPANTS OUT OF BED DOWN THE CHARMS CORRIDOR!"
Wood: "What's underpants?"
Wood: "Don't worry, the Weasleys are more than a match for the Underpants – I mean, they're like a pair of human Underpants themselves."
Text: Their underpants rose off the desk and hovered about four feet above their heads.
Harry: "She doesn't know about the underpants."
Hagrid: "If I didn' know better, I'd say he'd lost control of his underpants…but he can't have…"
* Did you think these were a little weird? They weren't inappropriate, were they? Let me know if you think they are. I found some dialogue where replacing one word with "underpants" would be quite inappropriate. Please review, and if you want more I can certainly do it.
Aunt Petunia: "Well get a move on, I want you to look after the underpants. And don't you dare let it burn, I want everything perfect on Duddy's birthday."
Harry: "I had a dream about underpants," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying."
Hagrid: "Yeah, you'll be needin' one," said Hagrid, "but we gotta get yer underpants first."
Hagrid: "Morning," said Hagrid to a free goblin. "We've come ter take some underpants outta Mr. Harry Potter's safe."
Malfoy: "Have you got your own underpants?"
Uncle Vernon: "Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic underpants all got punctures, have they?"
Hermione: "Has anyone seen underpants? Neville's lost one."
Malfoy: "Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasley's have red hair, freckles, and more underpants than they can afford."
Percy: "Mad?" said Percy airily. "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Underpants, Harry?"
Snape: "Idiot boy!" snarled Snape, clearing the spilled potion away with one wave of his wand. "I suppose you added the underpants before taking the cauldron off the fire?"
Neville: "Malfoy's got my underpants, Professor."
Malfoy: "Did you see his underpants, the great lump?"
Peeves: "UNDERPANTS OUT OF BED!" Peeves bellowed, "UNDERPANTS OUT OF BED DOWN THE CHARMS CORRIDOR!"
Wood: "What's underpants?"
Wood: "Don't worry, the Weasleys are more than a match for the Underpants – I mean, they're like a pair of human Underpants themselves."
Text: Their underpants rose off the desk and hovered about four feet above their heads.
Harry: "She doesn't know about the underpants."
Hagrid: "If I didn' know better, I'd say he'd lost control of his underpants…but he can't have…"
* Did you think these were a little weird? They weren't inappropriate, were they? Let me know if you think they are. I found some dialogue where replacing one word with "underpants" would be quite inappropriate. Please review, and if you want more I can certainly do it.