Lexi: Welcome everyone, to the D. Gray Man Torture Game! I am your host, Schlapalapadingdong! *gestures to two guys standing next to her* And these are my slaves, Devit and Jasdero!
Jasdero: And together we are Jasdevi! Hee!
Devit: We are not your slaves!
Lexi: I am paying you so you are whatever I want you to be. You are my slaves!
Devit: I'm not getting paid for anything!
Jasdero: Dero is!
Lexi: *glomps Jasdero* That's because I love you. Anyways, *pushes Devit into a closet to drown out his complaining* as the summary to this states, this is where all the D. Gray Man characters will be paid-
Devit: *muffled yelling from in the closet* Forced!
Lexi: paid to perform dares sent in by you, the readers. To make things easy, I'm only doing one character per chapter. Character order is randomly selected by the pulling of names out of a hat. (I actually am pulling names out a hat. It builds SUSPENSE!). Though I do take request in consideration. So, Jasdero, do you want to do the honors?
Jasdero: *nods head enthusiastically and reaches into hat* Tyki Mikk! Hee!
Lexi: There ya have it! Now send in all those wonderful dares for Tyki-pon and I'll see you next time!
Jasdero: *waves goodbye*