A/N: Okie, this is my second story (a one-shot).Hope you like it!

It was a normal day (a Saturday in particular) in Hogwarts except for two mischievous friends. Namely Harry Potter and Ronald Weaseley.

Ron: Say Harry want to annoy people today?

Harry: Okay but whom are we going to annoy?

Ron: Let's go bother Hermione first by calling her Her-my-own and after her Snape.

Harry: Okay. When are we going to start?

Ron: Why not later after lunch?

Harry: Sure. Bye Ron.

Ron: Bye Harry.

After lunch the two boys met up and started for the library.

Harry: Ready Ron? Remember no apologizing we're pretending we don't know Hermione's name ok?

Ron: Ok. Oh I hope mione won't kill us for this later.

Harry: But that's the fun of it you'll never know if she actually will.

In the library Hermione was busy reading when suddenly…

Harry and Ron: Hello Her-me-own!

Hermione: Guys how many times have I told you don't surprise me while I'm reading or I might hex you and land you in the infirmary! Also my name is pronounced as Her-mi-own-ny you should know that already we've been best friends for six years. Unless you're here to prank me aren't you?

Harry and Ron: We don't know what you're talking about Her-me-own.

Hermione: Don't come to me unless it's actually something important. I'll leave the two of you until you both stop being insolent fools!

She then stormed off; out of the library.

Ron: Well that was fast.

Harry: Oh no Hermione is going to kill us!

Ron: Oh don't exaggerate Harry she is just stressed out. Newts are next month after all and we did a fine job so don't worry she'll forgive us later but now let's go bother Professor Snape.

Harry: Okay. Fine

So they went to the dungeons and to potions class to bother Snape.

Harry and Ron: Boo!

Snape: Ack! What are you fools doing here in the dungeon at this time of the hour? Unless you two are up to something?

They both nodded to each other and went to stand on both sides of Snape.

Harry and Ron: Bother,Bother Bother Bother

The two kept on poking Snape until he called for Professor Dumbledor.

Dumbledor what is the: Yes matter Snape?

Snape: These two won't stop bothering me and I have papers to grade!

Dumbledor: Alright. Boys come with me.

Harry: Oh detention for it was good while it lasted eh Ron?

Ron: You said it.

In Professor Dumbledor's office

Dumbledor: Since im felling good today no detention for the both of you but I will still punish you.

Harry: How sir?

Dumbledor:Like this crescere et barbam albus*

Harry: Haha Ron you've gggot a bbeard haha

Ron: You too hahaha

Dumbledor: The spell will wear off tomorrow morning at 11:00 am. Now go back to class.

Ron and Harry: Yyyes Professor.

Today was certainly normal now wasn't it?

A: So hope you liked it.R and R!

P.S.*grow a beard white

P.P.S I changed my username

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