And Trunks and Goten are like 7 years
old .....
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'Trunks!' Bulma called.
"Where is that son of mine?"
she
thought as she searched for the correct lipstick colour.
'I'm here mom', young Trunks said
with a cheeky smile on his face. 'And look who's here … its Goten!'
Goten popped out from behind a houseplant.
'Hiyaz, Aunt Bulma' he exclaimed.
'Trunks and me have got a secret plan and we're gonna - '
Trunks cut him off and covered his
mouth and whispered in his ear; 'Don't tell her!!'.
Bulma over heard the little comment.
'Don't tell me what?' she asked,
'come on, you can tell me anything!'.
'Oh, nothing important mom' Trunks
said.
Bulma looked curiosly at their faces
... something was going on here.
"I wonder what these boys are
up to" she thought, "I guess it can't be that important, they're
just little kids".
She picked up her keys.
'Listen boys, I have to do some
shopping, ok?' she said, 'It might take a few hours, can you manage being
at home by yourselves?'
Goten elbowed Trunks.
'Uh ... sure!' Trunks and Goten's
faces lit up. "this is going to be great!" they thought.
'Are you sure you don't wanna come
along?' Bulma insisted. 'Vegeta is gone somewhere sulking again so I doubt
it he'll be back soon'.
'Don't worry Aunt Bulma, we'll be
ok!' Goten assured her.
'Alright then'.
Bulma put on the last of her make-up
and left.
=-=
'Are you thinking what I'm thinking
Goten?' Trunks asked.
'You bet ... but ... you first,
okay?' Goten said.
'No way!. It was your idea.'
'Oh ok.'
Goten walked up to the kitchen counter.
Slowly, he picked up the phone.
'Who should I dial first?' Goten
asked.
Trunks walked up to Goten.
'Look. Here's the phone book. Just
pick out a number and ...'
'But ... Trunks ... I haven't used
a phone before ... what do I do?' Goten was extremely puzzled.
Trunks was just as puzzled as Goten.
'Ok, just look at the number in
the book, and find them on the phone and you press the buttons. Since we
can't read that properly, we won't be able to know who we're dialing.'
'Right, Gotcha Trunks'.
Goten dialed a random phone number
and ....
'Hello' the voice said.
'Hi ... um' Goten put on
a deep voice. 'Is this the Homeless Shelter?'
'Who the hell are you?'
'Uh .... hi my name is what,
my name is what, my name is slim shady.'
'Oh me God! Is it really you
Slim Shady?'
'Quite possibly.'
'OH I LOVE YOU! AAAAAAAAHHH!!
ITS REALLY YOU!! OH MY GOD!!!'
'what a lunatic'.
Goten hung up.
Almost immediatly, Trunks and Goten
burst out laughing.
'That was hilarious! Do it again!!'
Trunks said.
'Its your turn, Trunks.'
'Ok, lets see ....'
Trunks dialed ...
"I'm sorry, but the person you're
trying to reach is unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep and
Frieza will get back to you as soon as possible."
'Frieza?' Trunks asked Goten. 'Who
is she/he?'
'Dunno. Just leave a message and
see.'
'Alrighty then ...'
BEEP!!
'lalala um ... well this is the
story of a girl named Frieza ... early morning ... she wakes up ... knock
knock knock on the door ... its time for make-up ... perfect smile ...
now get lost and join the saiyan community.' Trunks said into the speaker.
He hung up.
'Well ... ya know I really hope Frieza
is a girl.' Trunks said.
'I think so. Frieza does sound like
a girl's name...sort of .'
'Well, its your turn now.'
But before Goten dialed, the phone
rang.
'Uh ... hello?' Goten said
'I demand to know who this is!'
the
voice said
'Um ...' He tried to think
of a fake name. 'My name is .... Goku'.
'WHAT!'
'Goku'
'THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THE WRATH
OF FRIEZA!!'
'huh?'
Pause.
'Trunks!' Goten said.
'what.'
'Its Frieza!!'
'Really?'
'Just hang up, we might get in deep
trouble.'
'Ok whatever'.
Goten hung up.
'Do you think we should stop now?'
Trunks asked.
'No way! We're just getting started'.
Trunks paused.
'THATS IT! I've got a perfect idea!'.
he shouted out.
'What it is?' Goten asked, full
of curiosity.
'Well ... a while back, mom gave
dad a mobile phone. You know the ones you can take anywhere.'he started
off, 'and i also know that mom keeps his number stuck to the refridgerator
door, for emergencies. And ... if I use my brand new VoiceDisguiser 2020
that I got for Christmas, we can fake mom's voice and annoy dad!' Trunks
said as he got up to get his voice disguiser.
'Great idea!' Goten said, 'although,
don't ya think that Vegeta will be extremely angry?'
'Don't worry, we'll be ok'. Trunks
assured him.
'I sure hope so'.
Trunks went to the fridge door and
took off the yellow post-it label. He punched in the numbers he read. He
drew the voice disguiser closer to his mouth. He switched it onto a lady's
voice, the closest voice to Bulma.
'Ok, here goes nothing ...'
'What is it!' Vegeta answered,
after a few hundred rings.
'Hi Vegeta!' Trunks said.
'What is it, woman?' he said,
sounding angrier then ever.
'Well, Vegeta since you're always
like never home, I thought maybe you could ... -'
'Forget it woman. I am not going
to waste my precious training time dealing with un-important beings.'
'Oh shut up you never do anything
anywayz. Now listen! You're going to do some shopping.'
'WHAT!?!?! Shopping? No ... no
... please no ... anything ... but not shopping.' Vegeta said, sounding
way too desperate.
'Oh ok. What about spending some
quality time with the boys? Goten and Trunks are home alone and ...-'
'WHAT!?!?! Are you mad woman?
Leaving those rebels at home - ALONE!'
'well .. um ... yeah .. so ....
um ....'
Vegeta's anger level began to rise.
He dropped the phone on the ground and was just about to crush it when
he heard a laughter coming from it. He picked it up and started listening.
It seemed as though he could hear Goten and Trunks talking and laughing
...
'Woooohoooo Trunks you did it!'
Goten shouted out.
'I know I know...and its all
thanks to my VoiceDisguiser 2020.' Trunks
said, feeling proud of his achievement.
'Boy, we would be in deep trouble
if we got caught - '
'Hey! We won't get in trouble
because we won't get caught. Now lets get some ice-cream.'
Vegeta heard foot-steps walk away.
"Those little dirtbags forgot
to turn off the phone, I'll show them. I'll just go over there and give
those crazy boys and that crazy woman a piece of my mind." Vegeta thought.
=-=
Well, I suppose you already know
what happens next. Please read and review, and tell
me if you want more added or something. Hope you enjoyed it :)
