On a specific planet… during a specific time… in a specific town located in a specific state… a specific girl with a specific amount of imagination began to write a specific story that would be the ending of a specific trilogy that starred a specific set of cartoon characters, along with two specific co-authors she knew.
Specifically speaking.
Toni: In other words…
Luca: MISSING IN FICTION PART THREE IS FINALLY UP!
Crowd: (cheers)
Fangpuss: You might be wondering why we're doing the opening author-note this time, rather than the authoress herself.
Stutz: T-Turns out this s-story's going to be so e-epic that e-everyone's b-busy getting r-r-ready for it.
Toni: So, we took the liberty of deciding to introduce the story for them ^-^ (Wherever Girl, if you're reading this, don't kill us off)
Luca: But before we introduce the summary, lets give you all a heads-up on what has happened in the past two stories… Broadway style!
Fangpuss: Start the music!
(Music begins to play)
Toni: There was danger all around
Bunch of freak shows in our town
Cameos everywhere you looked
Let loose a sorceress from a book
Fangpuss: Portal to doom sucked us up
Graphic violence made half of us throw up
Kids on their own on the trail
We knew we wouldn't fail
Luca and Stutz: Awkward moments from last time
Ended up online
We're screwed… oh well
It's a whacked out tale
But it went pretty well
We ruled
Toni: (damn)
Toni, Fangpuss, Luca, and Stutz: Last M-I-F
Toni and Luca: We were parodizing songs
Avoiding getting shot
Stutz and Fangpuss: Met new kids
But we forgot
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: Last M-I-F
Luca and Stutz: Yeah we saw a lot of blood
Beat the bad guys like heroes should
Then we partied 'cuz we could
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: Last M-I-F
Toni and Fangpuss: Evil then took a dive
Everyone gave hi-fives
Cuz we just saved all our lives
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: And This M-I-F
(Do it all again)
This M-I-F
(Do it all again)
Luca: Sequel was then underway
Didn't have much to say
Half the team went away
Then it was time to save the day
Stutz: Met lots of guest-stars
Evil was lurking in the dark
All the cowards were on the run
It was anything but fun
Toni and Fangpuss: Awkward moments from last time
Ended up online
We're screwed… oh well
It's a whacked out tale
But it went pretty well
We ruled
Luca: (Damn)
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: Last M-I-F
Toni and Stutz: We were finding memories we had lost
Finding clues with a cost
Luca and Fangpuss: A few people fell in love
But they forgot
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: Last M-I-F
Stutz and Fangpuss: We were ripping off other shows
Searching for friends high and low
Reading off disclaimers as it goes
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: Last M-I-F
Toni and Luca: Cliffhangers came nonstop
Until evil finally dropped
Despite a few plans sorta flopped
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: This M-I-F
(Do it all again)
This M-I-F
(Do it all again)
(They run onto a stage, where the rest of the others are setting up props, lighting up lights, painting walls and a bunch of other stuff)
Others: (M-I-F 3)
(M-I-F 3)
(M-I-F 3)
(They finally opening the curtains, as lights began to flash and everyone dances to the rhythm)
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: This M-I-F
We're gonna get in deep
Fight off more evil creeps
Put chaos back to sleep
This M-I-F
When evil breaks the law
We're gonna break some bad-guy jaws
And think up plans with no flaws
This M-I-F
This time we're gonna fly
Heroism's gonna reach the sky
Stutz: Lets hope no one d-dies
Toni, Luca, Stutz, and Fangpuss: This M-I-F
Here we go… again
The music ends and everyone stands in front of the title that's lit up with giant neon lights:
MISSING IN FICTION III
Final Fiction Fantasy
Luca: And here's the summary to go along with it:
It's a race against time as the gang travels all over to find Lamone and defeat Finneas once and for all. But with love being tested, crumbling friendships, awkward moments, a future at stake, and deception around every corner, this journey will be the most difficult yet. Will they be able to keep their faith and their sanity, or is this their last adventure?
Stutz: And, as u-usual, the authoress and her co-authors don't own anyone except their OC.
Toni: Now lets wrap this up and start the story already!
(They walk off. …Stutz comes back)
Stutz: Also, the song w-we r-r-ripped off is Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night". …I h-hope w-w-we don't face another l-lawsuit for this.