Title: Penalty
Series: Bleach
Parings: None romantically. Hints of Byakuya/Yachiru/OC friendship.
Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Kubo. Mane is an OC of mine that will be appearing in other stories - if I ever get off my lazy arse and fully write them out, that is.
Summary: Byakuya Kuchki would forever learn why it was a general bad idea to ignore the whims and wishes of the Eleventh Division's Vice Captian and newest Fourth Seat.
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Penalty
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Byakuya Kuchki was a rock.
A solid, emotionless rock.
A solid, emotionless rock who's hair was currently in pig tails and nails were being done in neon "Bubble Gum Sugar Spice" pink.
He could hear his zanpaktou laughing at him. Traitor.
"Ne, ne, let's use the green lipstick, neechan!",came the voice of one of his tormentors.
A shake of the head from the other gave him a slight sense of hope.
"No, let's go with that teal blue colour. The one that looks like that jello Ikkaku tried to make last week.",the other torturer stated with sadistic glee.
His hope vanished. And he wondered if it was possible to get a restraining order that would be enforced against the pink-twin-terrors of the Seretei. That thought quickly came crashing down as he remembered both of them previously chasing and beating down the Second Division's Fukutaichou for 'disturbing' their girl time at the hot springs last week.
Shifting uncomfortably as something wet, cold, squishy and hopefully non-once living, if there was a God that knew of Yachiru Kusajiri, was plastered all over his face he let loose what was meant to be a fierce growl that somehow came out as a strangled groan.
His second tormentor suddenly spoke up as the first pink haired menace giggled excitedly in the back ground. "Ne, what's wrong Byakuya? Feeling...pretty yet?"
Another, louder laugh came from somewhere in the back of his mind.
"Even Fruity-kun would agree he's super pretty now!",the fukutaicho of the Eleventh exclaimed happily. The fact that said individual wore a neon orange turtleneck didn't rekindle much faith in Byakuya's mind.
"Well, this is what you get.",Mane spoke again, as if she was calmly explaining how flowers grew or discussing the weather. "Yachiru and I set aside a whole day for you and you ignored us. You had to make it up to us somehow..." A snicker came forth.
"Couldn't I of just taken you both to the zoo or something?",he asked in defeat.
Silence.
"You really want to go out looking like this? We arn't even finished yet!"
He could feel his zanpaktou rolling around with laughter. In fact, the damned thing actually fell over from it's place in the corner.
"Yeah, Byakushi! We hafta do your eye brows and then you can take us out for ice cream, but after the tea party, of course!",Yachiru listed off the activities still planned out for the day.
"Because today is Byakushi day.",Mane grinned, he could hear her grinning. And smirking.
"...can tomorrow be Abarai Day, then?",Byakuya asked, not wanting to suffer alone.
"Only if you buy us candy too!"
"And more make-up!"
"And a new hair brush would be nice, what the hell do you put in your hair? Glue?"
As the girls continued to list on their demands, Byakuya felt himself dumbly nodding to each one. Anything to make the rest suffer with him. He could only wish they'd both make a Senbonzakura day so the damned zanpaktou would stop mocking him.
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Penalty
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I have tons of drabbles I usually never post because they contain OCs, or Original Characters, and I have quite the doubt that many would be interested in them. However, while rereading this one I just couldn't help but laugh so loudly that I had to share! Thank you for reading and if you'd review this story I'd appreciate that too.