Allright this is my first story (And probably only story since i'm more of a drawing person than a wrighting person) Tell me what you think.

"Ai" talking

"Person" Talking

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN RED VS BLUE OR BLEACH!

In small battlefield of four people on an abandoned temple by a beach littered with blood. A lone figure in grey and yellow battle armor cautiously walked through them to a particular goldfish colored one laying by a wall next to a drop. He took off his helmet revealing bright orange hair and blew it out of his eyes then knelt down to it and proceeded to work on it. After a few seconds of tampering, a small green figure appeared.

"Running display activated, restoring functions, hello how may i be of assistance to you" the small glowing green person said. The grey and yellow armored person replied,

"Instruction, identify yourself." he demanded.

"Executing, i am intelligence program Delta, created by the special operative program, Freelancer. I have been assigned to agent fox-trot 12, or Kenpachi. My assignee was recently killed in combat"

"I noticed, hold on." He stood up and walked off a few feet and put his helmet on, "Come in command, this is recovery one, i've located the Delta AI, he appears intact."

"This is command, we need a full innovatory of the carriers equipment before it can be commissioned" a woman's voice sounded through the radio in his helmet.

"Why do you need that?"

"Recovery one please respond to the directive preform a compete invator-"

"Roger that command, recovery one out" Said the orange headed man somewhat annoyed as he turned off the radio. He turned back to the AI and crouched down to it. "Delta, instruction, run a full system diagnostic with detail on armor compotes,analyze innovatory."

"Executing….. Result, all components present, armor at 72% peak capacity"

"Hmm not bad for an old logsmith, " The carrot top said thoughtfully, "Hey i need you to start a countdown for me, 100 on the clock." Then started working on the armor again.

"Initiating, 99, 98, may i make an inquiry?" Delta asked.

"Go ahead"

"why was i not destroyed?"

"What?"

"When an assignee is killed in action, protocol dictates that all intelligence program will-"

"Yeah thats what they told me at first too, but you where incepted until you could be recovered, i'm here to recover you."

"Recovery carries risks, destruction assures that an AI will not into enemy hands-"

"Are you complaining?" Recovery one asked.

"Not at all, just noting a discerns."

"What do you want from me kai, you cost a lot of money okay, it's cheeper to recover you then it is to delete you, go bitch to the accountints " The man shot back.

"If i offended you, i do apologize." The man rolled his eyes,

"Yeah i'm all busted up about it, now store yourself in a portable component okay? I'm moving you."

"You could insert me into your own AI slot, i do not show it as occupied"

" I don't think so." He shot back angrily

"If you are having difficulty, i can walk you through the implantation procedure." The little green figure offered.

"I don't do that"

"…. Are you Agent Ichigo Kurosaki?" Delta asked hesitantly.

"Thats me."

"Then i understand, you have…Difficulties with your assigned Ai unit"

"Difficulties?" He scoffed, "yeah i suppose thats a word."

"In that case i must insist that you terminate my program, destruction assures that an-" Ichigo sighed

"Delta just relax, i don't think you are in any danger of getting hijacked by one of the four dead guys here with us .

"Three." Ichigos eyes widened,

"What."

"My sensors indicate that only three in earth human forms, yourself and only one other remain inactive."

"WHAT, AUGH" He jumped back as bullets wizzed past his head, "Great thanks for telling me" he said sarcastically, and hid behind a pillar.

"I suggest you return fire." Delta called out.

"Ya think?" Just then a plasma grenade landed a few feet in front of him."SON OF A-" Ichigo said as he jumped back just in time for it to explode and barley miss him. He ran across the clearing firing as another figure in white armor ran at the same time retiring the gesture.

Click Click "Damn!" he said as he reloaded his gun as fast as he could, while the other figure reloaded, looked at him, turned and ran away, leaving Kurosaki dumbfounded.

"What the hell?"

"Perhaps he realized that Kenpachi's equipment was charged to detonate, currently t minus" Panic rushed through ichigo as realization practically smack him in the face, like the girl he hit on when he was drunk.

"INSTRUCTION STORAGE NOW!" He yelled as he rushed toward the wall of the temple.

"Executing" delta said as he disappeared "Two, one.." he closed his eyes and leapt over as Kenpachi's body armor exploded. He landed on the ground with a grunt,

"Well, at least that was easier then the last one." ichigo said trailing off as the radio turned on. Walking to his car he heard,

"Recovery one, this is command we have a distress signal, immediate response necessary!"

"I just wrapped that up command, i'm headed home."

"Negative recovery one, this is a new signal."

"Thats the fifth one this month!" he scowled as he reached his car.

"Affirmative."

Sigh, "Alright send me the coordinates.." He said as he started to drive off the beach.

"I'm On my way."

Herp derp review please *hands out cookies and does puppy eyes*