SHIP AI

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0831, Day cycle Alpha.

RE: Noticeboard

Welcome to the SSV NORMANDY. This space is for notices and announcements that need to be communicated to any or all crew members. All crew members are permitted to post on this noticeboard via their Alliance profile once directly synced with the ship. Please keep all notices in adherence to Alliance code Section C, Subparagraph 24a regarding appropriate electronic communications. Current settings for the noticeboard:

ALL CREW MEMBERS MAY MAKE POSTS, AT THE DISCRETION OF SENIOR OFFICERS

AUTHORS MAY REMAIN ANONYMOUS

POSTS WILL NOT BE PRE-APPROVED BY OFFICERS PRIOR TO RELEASE

COMMENTS ENABLED

Please enjoy your time on the SSV NORMANDY.

FL JEFFREY MOREAU

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0902, Day cycle Alpha.01

RE: DON'T TAKE MY [redacted] FOOD

PRIORITY: HIGH

Dear ALL CREW. I am staking my claim on the pastries in the galley fridge. No one is to touch these, steal these, or otherwise remove them while I am at the helm. Especially the cheese danish, God help the person that [redacted]'s with my cheese danish!

Kind regards,

-J

COMMENTS ENABLED:

0936, FL MOREAU. I am absolutely serious about this guys.

0938, FL MOREAU. I'm watching you Gardener.

1009, FL MOREAU. ADAMS. GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF THE FRIDGE.

1011, ENG ADAMS. I was just looking...

1015, FL MOREAU. WELL LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

1020, CMDR SHEPARD. Joker. What did the AI JUST post about the appropriate use of this noticeboard.

1021, FL MOREAU. It was a message vital to the survival of this mission and the mental wellbeing of a member of the crew. Ie: Me.

1023, CMDR SHEPARD. Danish news is not a good reason to send a ship-wide message that interrupted my meeting with the Council about our impending doom at the hands of a race of sentient machines set on annihilating the universe. The AI said it was mission critical. I hung up on them.

10,23, FL MOREAU. HAHAHAHAHA-

====Message board locked by CMDR SHEPARD===

===FL JEFFREY MORROW barred from posting for 3 DAYS by CMDR SHEPARD===

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MS RUPERT GARDNER

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1251, Day cycle Alpha.01.

Please note that bunk assignments are listed below. These are allocated at random, and CANNOT BE CHANGED for any reason. Please do not ask me to reassign your pod. You will instead receive decaf coffee for a month.

-Gardner

COMMENTS ENABLED:

1300, FL MOREAU. Thank you ma'am.

1305, MS GARDNER. That's MESS SERGEANT , Joker, NOT MY MARITAL STATUS.

1306, FL MOREAU. Yes Sir, Ma'am.

1307, CMDR SHEPARD. Joker how did you get around the comment ban...

1308, FL MOREAU. Ah hahaha a magician never reveals his secrets...

===FL JEFFREY MOREAUhas been barred from posting for 5 DAYS by CMDR SHEPARD===

1345, FL MOREAU. Takes more than that to get rid of me Commander!

1350, CMDR SHEPARD. ...

DAY CYCLE ALPHA.02

0703, MS GARDNER has changed a file.

0710, LT KAIDAN ALENKO. Gardener. I thought you said bunk changes were prohibited.

0711, MS GARDNER. It was an emergency. I just shuffled things around a bit!

0730, LT KAIDAN ALENKO. You moved yourself into the only unoccupied sector of the crew quarters, then extended two pods together to form a larger sleeping surface.

0735, MS GARDNER. Sir, it really was an emergency.

0737, LT KAIDAN ALENKO. Enlighten me.

0749, MS GARDNER. Joker sleep talks. You know what his mind is like. It was a scarring experience, I can't take any more. Plus my family has a history of arthritis, I'm just trying to head it off now since I'm not getting any younger. You know, for the good of the mission.

0750, LT KAIDAN ALENKO has removed BUNK ALLOCATION from MS RUPERT GARDNER's list of duties. LT KAIDAN ALENKO has reversed previous file change.

0752, LT KAIDAN ALENKO. Nice try.

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