Author's Note: I was inspired by a recent song parody called "Goodbye Hojo" in the FF7 section and decided to add my own little insane rewrite to the Dixie Chicks mystique. Please don't flame.
Disclaimers: Squall, Fujin, Rinoa, and all associated characters and concepts belong to Squaresoft. "Goodbye Earl" is the Dixie Chicks'. Please don't sue me- I'm not making any money off of this.
GOODBYE SQUALL
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Fujin K. and Rinoa weren't best of friends
But they lived through their Garden days
Both members of the Balamb staff
Both never had much to say
After graduation Fujin K. went out looking for a monetary haul
Rinoa looked all around Balamb and all she found was Squall
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married, Rinoa started gettin' abused
She put on Aura and Zombie status and lied lots to change peoples' views
Well she finally got the nerve
To file for divorce she let the law take it from there
But Squall ignored Angelo Cannon
And sent her to intensive care
Right away Fujin K. flew in from Galbadia
On the wings of Pandemona
Held Rinoa's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Squall had to die
Goodbye, Squall
Those fresh hot dogs
They tasted alright to me, Squall
You're looking weak
You just let me cast a Sleep, Squall
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp, Squall
Garden came by to bring Squall in
Searched the Memorial high and low
Then Nida bowed and said "Thank you, ladies
If you hear from him, let us know."
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer, and summer faded into the fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
That nobody missed at all
Girls found out he was insured, and poverty was cured
So they're pretty damn well set
They can live like queens
On their ample means
Because of who they set out to get:
'Cause Squall had to die
Goodbye, Squall
We're bored tonight
Let's take Ragnaroc for a flight
We'll pack our guns
Hope that's alright
Good, let's go for a ride, Squall, hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey
Disclaimers: Squall, Fujin, Rinoa, and all associated characters and concepts belong to Squaresoft. "Goodbye Earl" is the Dixie Chicks'. Please don't sue me- I'm not making any money off of this.
GOODBYE SQUALL
____________________________________________________________
Fujin K. and Rinoa weren't best of friends
But they lived through their Garden days
Both members of the Balamb staff
Both never had much to say
After graduation Fujin K. went out looking for a monetary haul
Rinoa looked all around Balamb and all she found was Squall
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married, Rinoa started gettin' abused
She put on Aura and Zombie status and lied lots to change peoples' views
Well she finally got the nerve
To file for divorce she let the law take it from there
But Squall ignored Angelo Cannon
And sent her to intensive care
Right away Fujin K. flew in from Galbadia
On the wings of Pandemona
Held Rinoa's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Squall had to die
Goodbye, Squall
Those fresh hot dogs
They tasted alright to me, Squall
You're looking weak
You just let me cast a Sleep, Squall
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp, Squall
Garden came by to bring Squall in
Searched the Memorial high and low
Then Nida bowed and said "Thank you, ladies
If you hear from him, let us know."
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer, and summer faded into the fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
That nobody missed at all
Girls found out he was insured, and poverty was cured
So they're pretty damn well set
They can live like queens
On their ample means
Because of who they set out to get:
'Cause Squall had to die
Goodbye, Squall
We're bored tonight
Let's take Ragnaroc for a flight
We'll pack our guns
Hope that's alright
Good, let's go for a ride, Squall, hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey