It was a bright, sunny Sunday morning as Butters got out of bed with a smile on his face.
"Today is gonna be a good day and I feel it," Butters said to himself as he walked downstairs for some breakfast. As he flew downstairs to be hit with the blistering aroma of blueberry pancakes. Eagerly moving towards the smell, he is quickly greeted by a tender voice.
"Good morning Butters!" said Mrs. Scotch.
"Hiya ma!"
"I made blueberry pancakes, you're favorite,"
"Aww geez, thanks mom!"
"No problem," his mom followed up as she walked by and kissed her son on the cheek. "So any plans today sweetie?" Butters thought to himself for a moment and wondered if he had any plans.
"I don't know, maybe I'll just hang out with one of my friends today," Butters replied viciously attacking his pancakes.
"Alright dear, just let me know okay?"
"Yes ma," Butters replied. Huh, I wonder who I should hang out with today? He thought to himself. Hmm, how about Jimmy? Nah, he's going on vacation with his family so that's a no. There's Craig and Tweek ,but I already went out to Shakey's with them twice this week. Token? Nah. Clyde? Nah. Kenny? nope. It's weird to have so many friends at school and yet have no one to hang out with. He thought to himself while eating his precious blueberry pancakes.
Stan and/or Kyle? Hmm maybe. Gosh, as long as they don't bring that annoying but hole Eric Cartman, he can be such a mean spirit sometimes. He enjoys ruining my day a lot, he's always bullying me and making fun of me. You know what, the next time he makes fun of me, I'm just going to kick him square in the nuts! Yeah, that'll show him. Butters thought while half way through his precious blueberry pancakes.
I'm gonna kick him in the nuts soo hard, that he's going to cry like a little girl. Yes! And as he doused in tears, I'm going to be standing over him laughing at his pain and misery. For I am Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and maker of doom! The most notorious super villain the world has ever seen. For I am the bane of all that is good in the world and the destroyer of fools who try to thwart me. Those who practice virtue shall be plagued with vice, and those who practice vice shall find virtue in me, and will be deemed righteous in my eyes. Yes, surely! For the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE, WITH GREAT VENGENE, AND FURRIOUS ANGER, THOSE WHO WILL ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS! AND YOU WOULD KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, AND I SHALL LAY MY VENGENCE UPON THEE...wait a minute, what the heck was I thinking about? Butters thought to himself as he finished his precious blueberry pancakes. Oh yeah, I was supposed to text someone or something, huh. OH BOY A TEXT he thought to himself as he looked at the text.