once upon a time a moose named sam walk into hte bar and sayd "give me teh beast beer" to the rly hawt barchickentender.
the gurl giggle vry high and she give sam the mooes 3 alcohol and her fone #. sam feel vry embarrass and blush liek animu skool gurl but he tak phoen numbah anyway.
but then gurl jump on hte counte r and start 2 maek out with sam who is afriad bc he do not kno how 2 sex.
the gril say seductavely, 'u wanna frick frack'
sam swallowde nervos and bit his lips as he say ya.
girl and moose maek out in teh bar but than guuurl turn in2 hte wearwolf and try 2 eat samoose. sam cry 5 tear as he taek gun in his underpnats and shoot girl in sholder.
the girl caclkes loud and hises, 'u miss me'. sam is vry sad.
'but ilu' he saids, feeling despress. girl eats 8 ppl in da bar while sam crys tho and he gets vry pissy at her.
"fuck u' he saids and he shots her in teh heart. but sam cant not help but feels the sad in his soul.
but wait a fckin minute sam do not hav soul
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