Completely Awesome Randomness: An Attack on Titan oneshot(?).
"I am a Taco Titan!" Heichou Levi's voice screamed as he ran around the the paddocks steps stumbling and carvat askew.
Hanji, Eren and Mikasa ran after the wayward severely drunk man. "Heichou please! You are not safe running around alone." Hanji cried out to his favorite person he glared at Eren. "Damnit Eren! I told you not to give him so much! He has a delicate constitution! What the hell were you thinking?!" The scientist cried out looking on in horror as Levi threw himself on the older troops. Erwin is going to kill me. I told him that Levi would be safe and not drunk but then Eren had to do this shit! Hanji was furious and the scientist had no idea how to fix the problem.
"Relax Hanji! Heichou is fine and Erwin doesn't have to know a thing. We just have to catch him!" Eren said with a smile as Mikasa smirked at the scene.
And that is how the Survey Corps was banned from drinking...and glitter. Erwin was not pleased when he woke up the next morning to Levi's naked pink glitter covered ass in his bed and his three best troops passed out black and blue on the floor next to his bed.