Warnings: Masturbation, Gay Sex, Cussing.
"Fella, you can be such an asshole." Sheamus said to his rival, travel partner, and occasional friend, Cesaro.
"I'm the asshole? You're the one who embarrassed me out there." Cesaro yelled at Sheamus.
"I would stop but it's just so much fun. Maybe if you were a little nicer, I wouldn't be so tough to you." Sheamus said, as Cesaro rolled his eyes.
"Whatever. No hard feelings I guess. I'm gonna go take a shower. See you later." Cesaro said, still a little mad.
"Bye man, I might go grab a pint while you're gone so don't expect me to be here." Sheamus said. Cesaro nodded and slammed the bathroom door. Sheamus changed and headed out the door. The whole argument started over the WWE 2K15 Roster Reveal. Sheamus and Cesaro bickered nearly the entire time, over who was the better wrestler and their native countries. It wasn't a very serious fight, but it certainly was a little awkward for other people. Even "Stone Cold" Steve Austin acknowledged their bromance-like feel. Cesaro didn't mind Steve calling it that either. Cesaro was openly gay to all of his friends. Sheamus knew and was always cool about it, probably because Cesaro told him that he didn't have feelings towards Sheamus. That was a lie. Cesaro had always found Sheamus very attractive, not to mention hilarious and sweet. But Sheamus was 100% straight. Cesaro thought about what happened that day in the shower. He remembered all of the silly insults they made to each other and he laughed. But Cesaro thought about something else more. He thought about how damn hot Sheamus looked in his suit and how it hugged his ass way more than it should've. Cesaro started to notice his erection start to grow as he thought about it more. Cesaro remembered that he heard the front door to their hotel room close so Sheamus must be gone. Cesaro hadn't gotten off in a while and this was the perfect time. Cesaro got out of the shower and didn't even care to dry off with a towel. They had separate beds afterall. Cesaro jumped ontop of his bed and began to rub his cock.
"God I've missed this!" Cesaro yelled. Cesaro moaned at the feeling. He thought about Sheamus's hot ass and the bulges he's seen while wrestling. He sped up the pace and the sounds of fapping filled the room. Cesaro looked at and admired his 7-inch cock. As nice as his own cock was, he wishes he could see Sheamus's. He knew it'd be enormous. Cesaro imagined impaling himself onto Sheamus and riding him. Cesaro jacked off even faster and moaned Sheamus's name.
"Um..." An irish voice said from across the room.