Tell me this is all a dream
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When I opened my eyes what greeted me was a bright light.
'Damn, I fell asleep for like 9 hours… who turned the damn lights on?' '
Then I felt my body been lifted up by something.
'AHhhh, who's big enough to carry me! I can't be like a baby or something! '
Then I tried to do something… I tried to speak but all I hear was cries
'Ughhh. I can't be dead, right? I'm going to be pissed off if I didn't wake up from this dream'
So I calmed myself and started to sleep. For a long time I hope.
I tried to open my eyes and all I see was a bright light
'I gotta find a dimmed room next time for sure'
I tried to stretch my arms but I can't my arms feel heavy so do my legs
'Am I a cripple now?!, it can't be I just slept for like 9 hours there's no side effect on that!' '
"Waah. gur. Wahh" was all I can say, and then I heard footsteps going towards me.
"Ohh Nise-chan your -? Let – feed -" some lady said.
'Arggh, I am a BABY right now' was all I can think.
Is this my mom? She sounds like a good lady?
Provided by my eyes all the things that I could see is like in 144p. She got my feeding bottle instead of breast feeding me.
'Great, my case of being a baby in an unknown timeline or universe is getting me angry but being an orphan is much more making me angrier '
The best way to solve this problem to me is to cry so fucking loud.
I wonder how many decibels is that? Hah. Then I feel something in my mouth. It was milk… it is delicious… but I am kinda grossed out that these came from this lady and not from cows.
EEWWWWW!
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For the next few days or months because being a baby sucks. And like you don't know 'anything' even the fucking time. Well this sucks. But hey I gathered some basic information.
First is that I am at the orphanage and I am not adopted by that lady. How did I know this? It is just the basic sense that every night there's some baby crying. I haven't slept like for 2 hours and I am wasting my time on thinking how to live a normal life.
Second I am at Japan I don't know which part of it but everything seems traditional and kinda old school. I hope the modernization reaches here because who can live without INTERNET.
The final news is that I can't speak Japanese; I only understand them since I am a basement dweller and anime stuff (a weeb).
So I am kinda lucky? At least my weeb dreams are completed to be in Japan, but no parents and family stuff and might possibly be in a province. GREAT.
;-;
My progress so far is kinda good I can now walk and cry louder YaY! For the sleepless nights. The matrons take care of us so well I kinda appreciate they're doing their job.
"Hey, Nise-chan do you want to go outside? You're daydreaming again." our matron named Aiko asked me. 'Yes I am daydreaming and you literally interrupted it but I can go outside as long I get more sleep later' I thought "Mhhm, I wanna go outside" I responded. 'Strange that she didn't ask other older kids' "Prepare now we're going for the park" she said.
After preparing clothes with her help we went outside. I just wore some baggy clothes since they're comfortable. I was kinda small I just realized that, but meh who cares.
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We arrived at the park and Aiko-san left me because she has something to pick up. Who can leave a child at the park without supervision!
Oh dang! Adults these days so irresponsible!
"Oii! want build a sand castle with me?" some kid ask
'Woah some random kid asked me to build a sand castle with him and he has a puppy this young…adults these days assigning a puppy to guard this child' I thought
"Are you gonna join me?" he asked
"Yah sure I'll join you!" I answered.
After long time of building castles he got bored and invited me to play tag with the other kids.
"Oh yah I never asked your name mine is Kiba what's yours? " Kiba asked
"Oh my name is Nise. Just call me Nise" I answered 'What a coincidence a kid named Kiba who has a dog kinda like from Naruto his parents might be an anime fan, oh well ' I thought
"Oi can we join this game of tag" Kiba asked and the puppy just barked softly Cute.
"Sure, except for that girly beside you" the kid answered
'What an asshole and he is just a kid'' I thought
"Hey I will not join until Nise-chan joins" Kiba defended me
'Woah Kiba the –chan honorifics already?' I thought
"Hey I am not girly you asshole and nobody wants to join your pussy game anyways" I defended myself
"What?" was all they can say and I think some adults heard it too. But who cares.
"I just wanna go home right now" I mutter to myself. And just on cue Aiko-chan my savior saved me from this suffocating awkwardness.
"What happened here Nise-chan?" she asked me. To add combos to the damage I made. I cried so loud but it was just acting. 'Hue Hue Hue I am so evil ' I thought "*sniff*Th-they to-told us not to join the ga-game*sobs* W-we di-din't do an-anything to-too"I said just as I sob so loudly
Kiba and the other kids looked at me weirdly cause I just did that. Since my guardian matron is here to the rescue she lectured them "Hey, you kids are being unfair to others I'm going to tell your mothers if you didn't let them join next time" the kid almost cried and some others too. "Ne. let's go now Nise-chan" she said just as I nodded in agreement.
We arrived at the orphanage and it is strange that it's quiet. Usually it is noisy and some kids playing in the mud. But when we opened the entrance I was greeted by a small banner with the writing 'Happy Birthday Nise- Chan' and a loud shout of 'Happy Birthday!'.
"Ahh, Thank you guys for this small party" I sheepishly said. "Is it the reason why you take me out to play Aiko-san?" I asked "Mmnm, yes and look what I got for you.. A cake" she said
It was a small chocolate cake, but I was surprised what was written on it.
I was speechless 'cause it was written in white Icing 'Happy 4th Birthday!'
'4th birthday? So I forgot all my memories for the last three years… curse this fucking small memory!' I thought
"Uhmm, thanks Aiko-san for this cake!" I said happily while processing the thought.
"You're welcome of course, now I have one question for you… Do you want to be a ninja?" she asked me.
I just stared at her for a good 10 seconds and all I could was "*Fake Yawn* Im kinda sleepy now Aiko-san can I eat the cake tomorrow?"
"Sure, just eat it after lunch" she answered
I went back to my room and lie down thinking 'Ninja? Am I at Feudal Japan or is she just playing with me for what just happened earlier' I thought
But hey for all what happened At least I have some cake.
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Ehh. This is my first story. Please leave a review or comments. Sorry in advance if my grammar is wrong because English is not my first language.
Disclaimer: I own some Narutomaki for my Ramen but not Naruto.
~Oxymoron