On the streets, Spongebob was screaming and running from a terrifying monster. Sometime later, Spongebob was eaten by the creature. Mike was looking at the whole thing while tying a rope around two street lights while he groaned.
"Could he for once not get eaten when being chased by a giant monster?" said Mike.
The monster walked over to the tied rope and tripped. After tripping, the monster crashed onto the ground and Spongebob came flying out, covered up in saliva. Mike walked over to Spongebob.
"Did I pass?" said Spongebob.
Suddenly, the streets turned into a black room. Turns out Spongebob and Mike were training to be better warriors for the residents.
"Pass? Try another fail."Said a voice on the speakers.
"Seriously Duncan? I try my best, I always do." Said Spongebob.
"Come on, I saw the whole thing." Said Duncan,"Every time you enter the simulator, the same results always happens. You get into serious trouble. Now Mike on the other hand, he passed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to meet up with my parole officer."
After Duncan left the room, Spongebob and Mike exited the simulator. Spongebob had a depressed look on his face.
"Don't listen to him, you did a good job no matter what he thinks." Said Mike.
He saw that Spongebob was already walking up the stairs.
"Hey, where you going?" asked Mike.
"To get some things off of my mind." Said Spongebob.
Mike then felt pretty bad for Spongebob. True he was of no use to the residents of the mansion, but he does try his best.
Later, Mike entered the living room and saw Spongebob watching TV. Mike sat down next to the depressed sponge.
"Hey." Said Mike, "Sorry about what happened in the simulator."
"What's to be sorry about? I wouldn't last one minute against someone that does pose a serious threat to others." Said Spongebob.
"Hey, that's not like you. You can do the impossible. You can regenerate lost limbs, your immune to all kinds of dangerous chemicals and you can breathe air and water." Said Mike.
"Not the point. I might be able to do all those things, but I'm not a hero. I'm just a fry cook." Said Spongebob.
"Look, being a hero is not about having lots of powers, it's having the courage to stand up for what you believe in." said Mike.
"I have no courage. I just need to go somewhere to clear my mind off of things." Said Spongebob.
"Hey comic book fans." Said a voice on TV, "Do you need to get something's out of your mind?"
Spongebob and Mike looked at the TV with looks of awe on their faces.
"Then come on down to the Comic Con down in San Diego, California. They'll be lots of thing there, things worth a fortune, comics, cartoons, video games and more. So if you want to come over to Comic Con, order yourself an entry pass or two. Because the convention starts in the weekend and you may want to get them right now."
Spongebob and Mike looked at each other.
"So how about it, a weekend at San Diego for a comic book convention to get your mind off of things, what do you say?" said Mike.
"Well…sure why not?" said Spongebob.
"That's the spirit." Said Mike.
Mike grabbed the phone and dialed a number and put the phone to his ear.
"Hello? Yeah I'll take two Comic Con entry passes. You got that many left? Okay good, bye." Said Mike before he hung up the phone.
Spongebob and Mike heard the doorbell ring and went to the front door and saw a deliveryman named Porky Pig (Looney Tunes) with a big envelope in his hands.
"Special delivery for a M-M-M-M-M-Mike." Said Porky.
"That's me." Said Mike.
"Sign here." Said Porky.
Porky gave Mike a clipboard with an order form and signed his name on it before giving it back to Porky who gave Mike the envelope before leaving.
"Now that's what I call express delivery." Said Spongebob.
Mike opened the envelope and pulled out the two Comic Con entry passes that he ordered.
"Here they are, the keys we need to enter the convention." Said Mike.
"And we need just one more thing." Said Spongebob.
"What?" said Mike.
Spongebob ran out the room and returned dressed like Batman and put a Robin costume on Mike.
"I asked Robin if I could borrow one of his outfits." Said Spongebob.
"Now all we need is a ride to put all the stuff we get at the convention into." Said Mike.
Just then, Shaggy and Scooby entered the house and Spongebob got an idea.
"Hey Shaggy, you think me and Mike could borrow your van for the entire week?" asked Spongebob.
"Why?" asked Shaggy.
"I need to get some things off of my mind." Said Spongebob.
"And to do that, we're going to Comic Con." Said Mike.
"Really?" said Scooby, "Ran re ro?"
"Can't, we have the last two entry passes." Said Spongebob.
"Like okay man." Shaggy gave Mike the keys to his van, "Just try not to get a scratch on it."
"Will do." Said Mike.
Spongebob and Mike then ran outside and drove off in Shaggy's van.
