Help me pick out a muse, my divine readers.

This story takes place in Chapter 23, or so I recall, Lloyd is the boss.

Based of the support conversation between Wil and Wallace.

Disclaimer: LilyLisa31 does not own Fire Emblem characters or anything from that area, so don't sue.

Chapter 1:Mr. Manuel of Knightly Prowess

In the mist of battle Wil, the archer stands poised with bow. Suddenly….

Clank….Clank…

A shadow of mountain appears of armor moves in front of him. Since when do mountains move, thought Wil.

Twenty to Thirty turns later…..

"Ho! You there! You are Wil, correct? Yes, I remember you! Have you become a fine warrior?" Said the mountain of armor. "Gah! Since when do mountains move and TALK." Wil was startled a jump a few yards away to see who it was trying to talk to him. "Then he finally saw who it was…..Oh, great... If it isn't Mr. "Manual of Knightly Prowess"! I mean...General Wallace!"

No wonder I couldn't see whom it was, the mountain was Mr. Manual of Knightly Prowess. The guy's huge. Well, that explained why the sun suddenly stopped shining.

"Young Wil! You were in the Caelin army, yes? So then, you must have benefited from my Manual of Knightly Prowess! You must be a strapping lad now, not like the puny boy I knew... ...But...you...aren't."

Are you kidding me that Manual of Knightly Prowess almost killed me? Wil thought.

"Yeah, I, umm..."

"Have you not been training like the manual suggested? What a weak little husk you are! How can you serve Lady Lyndis like that?"

Training? Oh that, I quit after I got that broken leg and……….

"I, ahh... I'm sorry?"

"Pfaw! Worry not, I need no special thanks! Training new recruits is my hobby, as a matter of fact! I trained Sain and Kent, and look at them now!"

"B-But..."

"If you follow my fast and effective secret training regimen for just ten short days, I promise you big, beautiful muscles that will be sure to turn a few heads! Wahahahahahaha!" General Wallace said flexing his arms.

I think I rather keep my arms then putting them in danger of that training. I almost broke it the first time lifting the weights that the manual suggested I do.

"Umm, excuse me!" Wil shouted before running at the speed Matthew does when Serra is talking to him to find a hiding spot.

"Huh? Hey! Get back here! You think I'll let you escape?" Wallace said before clanking after him.

Throughout the day you would hear…

CLANK CLANK CLANK from Wallace

And

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! From Wil.

Well, what do you think?

I know it was horrible.

Oh well!

If you want me to continue, tell me.

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