Well Happy new year-ish and a newish story. I have had this sitting around for a while and felt like I needed to post something.

Overall the concept isn't new. Actually it is a bit overdone. Take that back. Way overdone. Hopefully I can do something to change the status que and make a better place. (Doubtful)

Please leave comments on ways I can improve as for as writing and storytelling go. I am not sure if the person I have beta-ing this wants there name attached to it.

I own neither Highschool DXD or Naruto. Probably making this illegal. Don't sue me. Please.

Enjoy the story.

~X~X~

If I had to sum up the ability to live for eternity I would have to say boring. I use the word boring because while others may be in a similar situation as me, some at least find someone to stay with for the sum total of eternity, there for removing the option of loneliness.

Back to my original statement, at some point you will realize that while you may not have seen everything there is in the multi-verse (yet), you begin to see a pattern develop.

Character A finds a problem in the world (genocide, hatred, destruction of the world, not getting any from significant other) then goes forth to resolve the issue (World Peace, utopia, fixed relationship, got a new sig other, hit the red light district) or dies trying (destruction of the world, School Days).

While the individual twists and turns change and add variety to the story, with time, you then begin to realize that those characters begin to fall into specific categories (jock, perv, pretty boy, play boy, girl next door, childhood friend, 'dat' bitch, the quiet one, the rich one, bitch, emo, airhead and etc). While there may be more stereotypes and they may sometimes try to stray from their character they never really get that far.

Which finally brings me to my current situation in which my eternal friend Kurama has once again played his role as a pain in my posterior quite well.

"You signed me up for high school again."

"You were moping around the house."

"No, I was mopping the dining room! There is a distinct difference."

"Well that's beside the point."

"The point being?"

"You are signed up for Kuoh Academy or something like that, which just recently changed from being an all-girls school to co-ed and you start class next week."

"It is Saturday. I start school Monday. That is not what that phrase implies."

"Just think of it this way-at least you are not cross dressing, faking your age, or your abilities this time."

"I always have to fake may age. No one believes I was born three big bangs plus years ago."

"So your new house is nice, the basement is huge."

"You are staying on the island then."

"Yep."

"How did you even get me registered?"

"They invented the internet again."

"Your posting my life story as a fanfic again, aren't you."

"Yep. Enjoy your new school."

"You know I hate you sometimes."

"Yep."

~O~O~

The light breeze buffeted my rough cut blonde hair, the sun resting on my whisker marks and blue eyes wasn't really helping my headache as I continued on my journey to my new school for the first time. I was wearing the standard uniform, a vertical striped shirt black pants and matching jacket with a string tie. It had taken me years to pull off, but wearing a tie correctly is in my mind one of the biggest accomplishments of my life.

To be honest it was more of a fluke then anything that I was alive still. If we were correct in our guesses, it was some mesh of being the host to the nine/ten tails, being a Sage, and Uzumaki that I was still alive.

And there was the gate to the school- it was nice wrought iron one with those spiky tip things that seem to go in and out of popularity. The only thing I could compare them to would be the girl standing next to it- mainly in the fact that she looked sharp, hard, and particularly hard to swing without getting my head bit off. Her black hair was in a no-nonsense bob contrasting nicely with her rounded red glasses. The uniform was the one I was starting to believe was the standard one with the short cape some sort of weird and entirely pointless tailed corset thing and a skirt that was short enough that I swear I could see half the girl's underwear while trying to look them in the eye. Seriously they had to have thrown darts to figure out the guys uniform and had a council of old fetish fashion designers create the girls.

She looked at me with a barely raised eye, "So you're the new student."

"The name is Uzumaki Naruto, it is a pleasure to meet you." My hand went forward a bit to see if she would shake it.

Ignoring my hand completely she continued. "Shitori Sona, I am the student council president. There was some concern about the documentation for your arrival, specifically the test scores. You will have to retake the entrance exam. Fortunately we have a test moderator on staff for these occasions but, unfortunately, he was needed to sub one of the classes for the second year students. You will have to take the tests during his class. If you would please follow me so we can get you into your proper classes soon that would be very much appreciated."

My hand ran through my hair as a barely audible, "This is going to be one of those days," escaped my lips.

~O~O~

The class started out easily enough with everyone in the same class as they were last year (except me obviously). I was asked to introduce myself. To be honest it was fairly normal with the three guys claiming their undying hatred of me for being too damn ruggedly handsome. Although there was the girl in those huge pink glasses and twin braids that fell out of her chair giggling "it can be any size I want," seemingly causing some of the girls stare at her, then me for some reason.

After that fun tidbit I was led to the back of the class by Sona, to a desk where I sat down and was handed a test which I promptly began to read through (due to my continued nasty experiences with the "did you read the instructions test"). I then promptly filled in all the dots, matched the correct answers, wrote out the essays, showed my work for the math problems, and wrote a three page dissertation on the effects of simulated violence on adolescent minds complete with an additional page and half of references in MLA style. On my second read through to quickly double check my work I realized the references were actually supposed to be in Chicago style and quickly remedying my mistake I turned and handed the test to Sona, which at this point you could clearly see her violet eyes visibly twitching.

Looking at the clock then hearing the bell ring I quickly deduced it was lunch, and seeing Sona start to leave then turn looking at me with a flinty look in her eye. "Meet me in the student council room after lunch for your class placement." Turning around her hair and cape flaring for the brief time it took and walked out with a crisp air.

Seeing that as my cue to leave, I slid my chair back before making a B line for the door before anyone could intercept me. Using my ever trusty nose I quickly went to work looking for what passed as a cafeteria here.

While I was able to find a handful of vending machines, the "cooking" club (they mainly baked), and the food research club (which was actually more of the cooking club) but yet with all of that they had no actual cafeteria.

Leaving me with my tried and true go to: Cup Ramen.

~O~O~

Sitting at my desk I slowly rubbed my nose under my red glasses as I tried to remove some of the frustration I had been dealing with since Saturday. From what I could tell the almost sole source of this frustration came from one bright blue eyed and sunny haired blond.

Luckily I was going to start the final stages of the vetting process for who would be the next addition to my peerage. One Genshirou Saiji. His personality seemed like it would work well with everyone else's and from what I could tell he had a high chance of manifesting a sacred gear. That along with his athletic ability pointed to him being a good candidate for my peerage.

The knocking on the door followed by Momo going over and opening it revealing Saiji. I motioned him to the chair in front of my desk, and he came over and slowly sat himself down clasping his hands on his lap in an attempt to hide his nervousness.

"Mr. Genshirou do you know why I called you here today?"

"No Ms. Shitori."

"I believe you might have what it takes to be a member of the student council." The smile that lite up his face was brilliant. "You would of course have to go through a probation period to see if you actual have what it takes but I feel confident in your abilities."

Standing up from my desk and walking around it causing Saiji to also stand up. "So while it is not yet official I would like to welcome you to student coun-"

"He just wants to knock you up."

The voice came from the door. Turning quickly my frustration trying to leak onto my face as I turn to possible the second most annoying person I have ever meet.

It was only a minor problem when his paperwork showed up late Friday night with everything filled in correctly but seemingly more as a joke then anything with his birthday simple listed as the 10 of October and his parents listed as Mr & Mrs. MacBastard. His test scores didn't help, putting him at the highest possible score to only be put in his last year of high school.

It became slightly concerning when a good number of the shares to the school were bought up by some up unto this point unknown entity.

It was mildly exasperating when the previously unsellable house next to mine went off the market and someone planted a mailbox reading Uzumaki Residence right next to the walkway. With accompanying sign saying "Danger Leave the Walkway at your own Risk."

It was only to be expected when he answered pretty much every question on the secondary test we give our transfers to make sure they didn't bluff their way in the best way possible. Including the essay question.

It only reached almost insufferable as I looked at the blond standing in the doorway chopsticks in one hand and a cheap cup of ramen in his other lifting another bunch of noodles to his mouth.

"What did you just say Uzumaki."

Holding the noodles right in front of his mouth he repeated something that should never be said in public as if he was discussing the weather. "He wants to knock you up. If you want the exact wording 'he just wants to knock you up.'-slurp"

The look of horror on Saiji's face might have been funny in any other circumstance.

"You better have some evidence to back that up Mr. Uzumaki or I will have to discipline you for defaming a fellow student."

"Ms. Shotori if he wanted to try to be part of the student government he would have tried to be a student representative or something. He is not wearing one of the armbands to an obviously important meeting so there is that. He carries himself more as an athlete probably baseball if I had to guess and while a good number of them do it for the enjoyment of the sport it can also be said the same number due it to be with their friends, the same number to be popular and in turn to try and pick up chicks.

"Sports makes him carnally appealing, I am guessing because you are recruiting him and from what little I have heard about you he obviously is smart enough to make him attractive to you."

"Uzumaki that is circumstantial at best."

"Throughout this entire monologue he has yet to try and defend himself, and he looks like he wants to faint." Slowly walking forward he continues his rant. "Over all it was a good idea might have worked but, now it is just going to be awkward. My bad about that."

"As a reconciliation might I suggest going and seeing if Ryoka over in class 2-4 would like to go to karaoke with you Friday night." The blond annoyance took a step to side giving a straight shot to the door which Saiji took advantage of not even looking back.

"Why are you even here Uzumaki?"

"I needed to pick up my schedule for my classes like you told me to."

Realizing that I had indeed asked him to come here I turned to my desk to find the insufferable paper that brought him here. "Why did you have to traumatize Mr. Genshirou like that."

"Both of you were about to make a mistake you would both regret in the future."

Turning and slamming the paper in his chest not even getting him to flinch as he puts his hand on it so it doesn't fall when I leave it hanging. Taking a step forward to stare into his eyes our noses almost touching. "And what do mean by that."

"Take it as you will Ns. Shitori. I need to get to class soon. As a side note do you have a recommendation for a club for me to join?"

I can slowly feel a smile overtake my face as the next words leave my mouth, "The Kendo club is always looking to recruit talented people."

"Thank you, I will keep that in mind." Turning he walks out of the room throwing his cup into the trashcan and pocketing the chopsticks.

"Tsubaki, Momo after school request a more in depth background check and go over the current one with a fine toothed comb. Reya, Ruruko you will go and monitor his house make sure there is nothing that he can detect. Tsubasa, try and tail him if you think he has caught on pull off and try again later. Tomoe go to the kendo club and monitor the situation there if you have a chance to fight him do it I want you to figure out if he has any combat training and if so what kind."

"Hai"

"Good everyone back to classes, we don't have much time left for our break."

~O~O~

As I walked to my class the last couple of minutes rolled through my mind. I hated it when people tried manipulating others. Officially making me one of the biggest hypocrites in the entire universe. I continually tried to help people guiding them to do what I would think would help them the most. I honestly hated myself for it more often than not.

The reasons for both were odd to think about sometimes. Rarely do you find someone trying to guide (see manipulate) people to become their best selves. The biggest example of this happened to have happened to someone I cared about.

Sauske. His brother tried to help him become strong and only left him open to more and more hate and being manipulated by others. Itachi only meant to make his brother strong to be able to fight the incoming storm but only left him controlled by that very same storm until I dragged him out.

The thing is no one knows everything and if you aren't careful that same advice you meant to try and save someone can just as easily hurt them.

I know I had just hurt Genshirou but he would have only fallen in love with her more and his poor self-esteem would have never been able to get to the point where he would ask to marry her and Sona would have just brushed him off. I couldn't be positive about this but through the years I had seen the same dance a thousand times and could probably do the steps without thinking. Hell I had probably danced it a few times.

The only way I could think of raising his self-esteem with girls was to have him date other girls. He might be able to go back to Sona later but, he needed to build himself up.

That was one of the odd things about this school. Most of the guys would score around an 8 or 9 in the sexy department if I used a panel of girls but there was apparently some anomaly making them think if they weren't pulling a ten they didn't have a chance. Which was odd considering I could count all the guys I had seen on both hands in a school this large that was just weird. Then again the recent conversion, but still guys should be clamoring to get in here.

Entering the class room I took an awkward look around to try and find an open seat then just decided to go stand in the back.

After another brief look around the class room I was able to pick out what at least in my mind were a few irregularities

First, the red head with the waist length hair probably around the same length my mother had if what Kurama said was true. She had the standard uniform on allowing me to know how much she liked to wear see through silk, the embroidery was nice though. Her most noticeable assets though outside of the normal joke, and ocean blue eyes, well that would have been her chest. Yes I meant her boobs. I have known many people with massive mammaries such as Tsunade, Boa Hancock, and that guy that Aladdin liked to torment but I will be honest in saying I have seen less impressive ones on cows. Now to be fair those cows had yet to fully grow into their udders but the point still stands.

Second the black haired, I guess since we are in Japan, traditional beauty standing next to her with a chest that just barely beat the red head's, as astounding as that is. Her hair was in a nice nearly floor length and fairly neat pony tail that you could tell which hairs she had left out on purpose. Like the first girl she was fairly tall and also like the first girl she kept looking between me and the third girl.

The third one was slight and clearly not in our grade and had yet to hit her stride in womanly development. She had her hair frame her face and light brown green eyes nicely with the back cut more into the traditional bob cut. As for her uniform she had dropped the shoulder cape but kept the fetish corset. Why they wore them I may never know, but what I do know is that she was crunching the back of that chair her hand was resting on while shaking in her boots or shoes in this case. Her staring at me was kind of unnerving, the way her associates next to her were trying to calm her down even more so. Honestly trying to stick a lollipop in a girl's mouth like that, what was wrong with them?

With my own curiosity sated I took a deep breath and made the aura that I put out more um how would I put it calming maybe or soothing? "You know class is about to start again you may want to head out."

Seeing her muscles relax a bit and the slight shock that this caused her, just made me more confused. When the words I had spoken finally hit her the annoyance seemed to fade away as she turned and ran out of the class room just barely fitting between Sona and the long haired student council girl who I would guess is Tsubaki and probably the vice-president.

With what was at that time the only two pairs of girls still standing both staring at each other with that look. I guess I should be more specific on that, the one which basically says what the hell just happened mixed with the 'we need to talk about Naruto behind his back'. I have dealt with these looks a lot.

With that fun bit of business completed school continued on as normal aside from the seemingly mandatory introductions that take place in every school show I have ever seen. For the seconed time today. They went something like this.

"We have a new student, would you please introduce yourself."

"Hello my name is Uzumaki Naruto, nice to meet you all."

"Are there any questions that have to be asked for the sole purpose of plot development? Yes Ms. Shinra."

"My name is Shinra Tsubaki where was your last school?"

"Scotland. It was very green. Um I guess you with the red hair?"

"My name is Gremory Rias why did you end up transferring here?"

"My Guardian and I decided it was time for me to move on." Well to be honest it was more of Kurama being a Kurama and me graduating in spite of one professor Snape. Then with a gesture towards the girl with the unrealistically long hair, "I guess your next?"

"What do you look for in a relationship?"

"A girl."

"Anything else?"

"No not really. Did you have a question Shitori?"

"What hobbies do you have?"

"I have many hobbies."

"That's good Uzumaki please sit down in the spot reserved for main characters in the last row over by the window."

While not exactly how it went down it was close enough and honestly I have been through this enough times to practically guess where I would be sitting without even trying. Also the questions can't forget those.

After that the rest of the school day was pretty normal except for the fact that I needed to go and copy all of the questions out of a couple people's books so I could do the homework. I might have just written my answers out at the same time, but that is beside the point. I mean honestly it took me an extra minute.

Upon finishing that I opted to go and find the kendo club considering I needed something to do and if they are as good as stated by Sona then it should at least be worth noting.

While on the outside the school looked very grandiose, the inside however looked only slightly less grandiose and very empty. I know I had read something about that in some religious text any way it will come to me eventually. So while the school was very nice there was (as always found in corridors that were very time dependent to be filled) a lot of room to move in and get lost in unless you knew your way.

Having been a ninja for many years and having an intrinsic knowledge of how to navigate the unknown, I immediately looked for someone that knew how to get around this school. Spotting the girl with braids from earlier I made my approach "Hello your from that class I was in earlier I didn't catch your name."

She turned around spotting me she blinked.

"Kiryuu Aika. Nice to talk to you Uzumaki what can I do for you, or do you for..." She winked suggestively.

That was a bit forward. "Well I was trying to get to the Kendo Club and needed directions. Because to be honest I have no clue how to get there. So do you think you could help me out?" Her arms began to take the favored female position of being on her waist with the head tilted to one side with her hip cocked a little bit as she did that look that just screamed are you an idiot or something. "What, are you planning on joining or something?"

"Maybe? I like Kendo, it's enjoyable, and I just haven't found a good group to spar with in a while. If they are as good as Shitori-san said it was I think I could enjoy myself there."

"She did tell you that it is an all-girls club right?"

"As in that men can't join, or that men are too intimidated to join?"

And there is the curious chin scratch, "Ahh… I actually don't know. I guess I can show you how to get there."

"Thanks! This really means a lot to me."

"Do you really enjoy kendo that much?"

"Well not particularly. I just like finding challenges and if our kendo club is as highly rated as everyone makes it sound then they should be a challenge."

"So I take it your one of those people that does something just because people say you can't."

"No, I would be one of those people that just smiles and waves."

"While doing it."

"Well I have never actually given birth."

"Humph, well the club is this way."

"So Kiryuu what do you enjoy doing?"

"Asking personal questions so quickly, aggressive-I like it."

"Well I kind have nothing to go on right now besides the hours of me taking a test we shared."

"Fair enough, I enjoy embarrassing cocky boys or as I like to think of them - the small cocks - and putting them in their place."

"I will admit doing that can be fun though I usually just try and up show them in everything I can just to prove my point."

"Oh are you looking for a challenge."

"Well we are heading to go see if I can join the Kendo club which may or may not have a gender requirement which if they do I am going to challenge them anyway. Which we just talked about, so yea maybe."

"Well we are here. Mind if I watch?"

"You can watch if you want, it shouldn't be that interesting though, just a normal question and if they shoot me down a simple challenge."

There she goes again giving me that 'are you stupid' look. Well this one is basically contained in a straight 'are you freaking kidding me' face without any other real body cues so yea… Now on to challenge the kendo club… I mean join- totally meant join.

Opening the door I needed to step aside as girl a rushed past me to grab something important out in the hallway while yelling something. Having to side step another girl as she also apparently needed to get out of the hallway while having to duck as someone else over extended themselves and tripped, somehow avoiding what was inevitability an accidental hit to the forehead. Having eventually made it to the center of the room I decided to make myself known. "Hello I am here to join the kendo club."

Out of the two girls that hadn't accidently tripped or needed to grab something from outside the one with the pink hair was the first to respond. "You do realize there is no men's kendo club and this is a girls club right?"

"Wait isn't there a law about equal clubs or something like that?"

"Nope definitely not."

"Huh. Well I am here to challenge the Kendo club then."

"You do realize that we have the national first and third ranked kendokas for our age group here?"

"Sounds fun. Who is the second?"

"Kirigaya Suguha. Wait you're actually going to challenge us?"

"That was the plan-I need a workout and the student council president recommended that I come here."

The girl with the long brown hair interrupted what would no doubt have been another outburst by swinging out her hand. "Very well if you want to fall to our blades who am I to stop you. First to three points wins with a five minute timer if that time is reached the person with the most points wins. Combat will not stop until someone scores. There is one condition if we win you have to admit girls are better than boys. Grab your gear."

"Can I borrow some?"

"Um, all we have is girls gear."

"I can work with that."

"Are you some sort of weird pervert?"

"Totally, because you know wearing some girls sweaty combat gear is totally a fetish… You know what? It probably is." Raising my right hand into some sort of right angle hand pointed up. I think that's how you do it. "I swear to not to get off on your sweaty old kendo gear."

At this point the reactions in the room were fairly varied the brunette and the pinkette in front of me were switching between different faces of frustration, shock, and appalment while Aika was holding her stomach trying not to laugh. The red head from the student council did a brief snort while still keeping an observant eye on me, unlike the other two girls looking in through the window.

When the two who I had pegged as leaders of the kendo club finally came to grips with the situation they led me to the back where I grabbed something that looked like it could fit. It was really only the guards because there was no way I was going to try on the robe thing which I could never remember the name of. Was it a hakuma? Anyway if I did that I couldn't get out of saying I had somehow gotten into girls pants. If I did that and it would have somehow invalidated my earlier argument.

Which brings us up to the time of the duels. In which I was still wearing my uniform (tie included), the face mask, arm guard, throat guard, and shoulder guards. Also I was holding a shinai considering I was facing off against the pink haired girl it really shouldn't have been surprising that I was holding one but none the less I was.

Having forgotten one key thing up to this point I opted to get it out of the way to make our duel easier. "So my name is Uzumaki Naruto… what is your name missss…."

"Katase."

"Is that a first name or a last name?"

"Does it matter?"

"I guess not."

"Murayama can we please start this fight."

"One second, was that a first or a last name?"

"Doesn't matter we will begin the match when I after the count of three. One… two… three."

Katase opted to go for an early throat strike- overall good move, she can shift her position to defend fairly easily and it forces me onto the defensive. I opt to dodge by taking back one step to the… yea left wait mmm .325 seconds and strike downwards from a raised position striking her wrists then rolling around her arm bringing my hilt up behind her arm pit with the blade resting in it. To be fair that was actually really stupid of me because just like now she could clamp her arm down on it pinning it and try to go all ham on me with her shinai like she is currently doing. Which basically leaves me side stepping for the next 4 going on five minutes. Is there a rule about this? Probably not I mean who would be dumb enough to purposely disarm themselves.

After allowing for the time to run out I think that was the time at least Murayama gives the final score, "Katase 0, Naruto 1. You ready for round two mister show off."

"I would like my shinai back please."

In a rather good display of athletic ability she threw it at me making it appear somewhat like a buzz saw you know with the spinning and everything but I digress. Reaching my hand out I grab it with a roll of my wrist so as not to break my arm.

"Katase can you please start the match."

"Yes captain on the count of three. One… Two… three"

The brunette is playing it safer than her pink haired compatriot playing a defensive game with her shinai in a mid-guard position.

Seeing my moment of distraction, as I tried to come up with some sort of bad pun, she come at me with gusto, keeping herself well defended while placing her strikes with surprising accuracy. To be honest Katase was equally as good she just got ambitious with her first strike which let me get my one strike in. Leaving me with but one real choice.

Forcing myself into her guard I take my left hand off the hilt using it to reinforce the back of my "blade" to help block her retaliatory strike and hitting her in the throat guard with my hilt throwing her off balance giving me a shot at striking her wrist. And that's five minutes."

"Murayama 0, Uzumaki 1."

"Cool… So can I join your club?"

"NO THIS IS A GIRLS ONLY CLUB!" How they got that synced up like that is pretty freaky, almost like that one time… no best not to think about that.

"Ahh ok then. I will be on my way."

"NO! One more duel." The in step talking is still going on weird they usually branch off to finishing each other's sentences by now.

"Why? I can't join the club, and I have already beaten some of the best girls in Japan. There is no reason for me to stay."

"Then how about a bet."

"You face the two of us…"

"…at the same time."

"If we win…"

"…you admit that girls are better."

"If you win…" There is the finishing sentences thing hmm.

"…you can command both of us to do one thing at any time…"

"… and we will do it."

"So basically if you win I need to tell everyone that two girls are better than one guy in Kendo and if you lose I get to command both of you at potentially different points to do something like walk into the wrong locker room to change for gym. Why is this a good idea for you again?"

"BECAUSE WE WON'T LOSE!" And there back in sync is this some sort of weird friend ship ability Tia would know.

"Well then I guess I can do it if you are so insistent."

"Meguri can you please ref the match."

Turning to look at the red head in the corner I see a glint of excitement in her eyes as she gives off a cheery smile. "I would love to on behalf of the student council." Yep so confirmed student council and confirmed red head mmm… yea unless she dyed it recently but she doesn't look the type, meh will withhold judgement judgment for now."

"The match will start on the count of three and will continue on until five minutes. If both teams are tied at that point we will continue until next point. Is every one clear?"

"""Hai.""" Which translates to yes I think. I am pretty sure I am supposed to speak this fluently by now I mean it was my original language I mean it is kind of odd that I was always told it was Japanese even back in the elemental nations who knows how long ago, heck it was even called that back in old space not Germany where everyone still spoke it. Weird.

"Well then. One… Two… Three."

In an impressive show of team work they rush me (that wasn't the impressive part) while keeping each other guarded (that was), not really allowing me any room to make a counter attack and actually barely enough room to block. Keeping a nice and steady back pedal I kept myself moving in a circle so as not to go out of bounds having to work in side steps occasionally to allow myself the breathing room needed even though they are clearly trying to stop me from keeping my circular motion.

Waiting for the opening I have been looking for the with brown haired one going for a horizontal strike with the pink one going for a shoulder to hip slash I duck down and roll behind them going for a body shot but they were able to both dodge my strike putting them almost on either side of me. Well so much for that idea. Now having to block and dodge strikes from both the front and the back I am hard pressed to not go crazy and stay at what as people would say a normal level of ability. On a side note it hurts having to do something like that in this stuff.

Well I honestly have not come up with a good way to get out of this and we are at almost five minutes. So it looks like we are going to have to go with bad ideas. With Katase going for a vertical chop I drop my shinai grabbing the middle of her blade in a sword grab pulling her forward and using her blade to block Murayama's slash, stepping on the end of the hilt of my shinai causing it to go right between the pinkette's legs while guiding her shinai into the brunette's throat-all the while blocking the strike from the last blade.

"Match. Katase and Murayama 0 and Uzumaki 1."

Grabbing between her crouch and rolling on the ground is Katase giving me a death glare while mumbling something about "never having three kids and being a stay at home mom". Meanwhile it looks like Murayama is somehow about to become a super saiyan. Good for her.

"Well thanks for the tour Kiryuu, good seeing you again Meguri, and thanks for the matches Katse and Murayama. I got to go and do something else bye." It was at this point I did the same thing that any sane man would do. Run like a saint out of a strip club. Well unless you were the saint of strippers. So like any saint that wasn't the patron saint of strippers out of a strip club.

~O~O~

"Sona. The reason that Koneko was in our class room during lunch was that she felt the natural energy in the area was acting weird. I think it is that new boy Naruto. Because she basically just looked at him like he was some sort of blessed angel showed up and was gunning for her or something before bolting when he looked at her and smiled."

"Honestly wouldn't surprise me. Do you know the reason I had to leave the party Saturday?"

"I am assuming it was because of Naruto."

"Yes and do you want to know the reason he is driving me all the way up the wall and half way to heaven."

"I am going to assume you are just going to tell me."

"His background is too perfect. Literally the only thing wrong with him is the fact that his incoming paperwork looks like it was done by some one more as a joke then an actual attempt. He has no actual hospital record, if he was born no group in heaven, hell, the dimensional gap, or anywhere in between has any record of it. The only real number we have on him is that his birthday is the tenth of October.

"He goes and takes all of the placement exams and gets all of the answers correct, I give him the test you need to get a doctorates in psychology and he passed it before noon with the paper. He literally wrote a three page doctorate level paper in under an hour.

Do you know what happens next?

"No, Sona, please enlighten me.

"Then when I am about to start the process of getting another peerage member he walks in and ruins that by pointing out that the boy just wants to get me pregnant and leave me, scaring him and getting him to leave before I can say a word. AHHHH."

"Dibs."

"What?"

"I call dibs."

"You want to try and put him in your peerage?"

"Yes, he is obviously smart and if he can get natural energy to respond to him, powerful. I need strong pieces if I am going to be able to break off my engagement."

"You have no idea what kind of trouble you're getting yourself into."

"Why do you say that?"

"Have you seen the trouble he has caused so far? I sent him to the kendo club to blow off some steam."

"His or yours."

"Both but at this point it wouldn't surprise me if he somehow beat them all embarrassed them and got them to promise him their virginity in order to do it."

'knock'

"Come in."

In walked my knight hopefully she has good news, please Tomoe have good news. "How did his trip to the kendo club go."

"Well even though I wasn't able to challenge him Katase and Murayama were and they put up a good showing for themselves."

"So they beat him?"

"No he beat them quite soundly by basically dodging around them the entire time and getting one strike in each time. Except for the last match where he hit both of them almost at the same time at the five minute mark.

"Wait, both of them."

"Yes Kaichou. He had three matches altogether the first two he faced each of them one on one while in the last match he faced both of them at the same time."

"They didn't make any stupid bets did they?"

"Well they did promise that if they lost they would do any one thing for him."

"You say they as in Katse and Murayama correct."

"Yes Kaichou."

"Bless it to heaven."

"Oh I am so going to try and get him into my peerage and you can't stop me Sona."

"Rias I can see nothing good from him joining your peerage."

"He just proved he is talented and can use a sword, he probably has some sort of youkai ancestry because he can apparently manipulate nature, and apparently he is frustrating for anyone to find information on. He could help a lot if I could blind side Raiser with him."

"You do realize the frustrating to deal with part right?"

"Yes, which is a drawback I will admit but I am grasping at straws and I need people. I have my eyes on some else to but I still have more pieces I can have and I need as many good fighters as I can get."

"Who is the other one?"

"Hyoudou Issei."

"One of the perverted trio. Rias are you really that desperate?"

"Grasping at straws here Sona."

"Yes but are you taking into account how easy he is going to be to distract and take out, Why do you want him anyway?"

"He has a sacred gear. He hasn't unlocked it yet but I am willing to take the bet that it will be worth it."

"You're taking a pretty big gamble Rias." She was probably digging herself a grave right now but, there wasn't that much that either her or I could right now. Why did things have to turn out this way? "Remember Rias, if you need help just ask me and I will see what I can do."

"Thank you, I need to get going for some club activities." Standing up and brushing her skirt off, Rias made her way to the door.

I spoke up halfway through her shutting the door on her way out. "Good luck Rias." There was a slight pause before the door closes all of the way with a resounding click.

"Tomoe I need you to stay at my house tonight if you can, so you can help me monitor the situation at Uzumaki's house."

"Yes Kaichou. Is there anything else I need to be aware of?"

"No but there is a very good chance we are going to have a strategizing session over the weekend to figure out how we are going to deal with him. I don't think this is going to go as well as Rias is hoping for."

~O~O~

After having made a quick escape from the "righteous" female fury that had taken over the kendo club aside from the student council girl (they did say her name was Tomoe) and from Kiryuu who in hindsight really just disappeared from the scene altogether after making it into the club room.

Any way after having made it out of the lion's den I took a much more sedate pace. A lot of things had happened today apparently the student council president was some sort of megalomaniac trying to bend people to her will. It honestly kind of made me wonder what she had on the rest of the student council. They were obviously friends now but something was just a little off. I do hope they aren't planning on going for world domination because the two girls they have trying to tail me can barely keep up with me as it is and I just don't want to see them having to go and run around like that they would just get utterly worn out.

Other than that the other big things of note was the loli who could apparently sense the way nature chakra acted around me and Kiryuu and her not so subtle attempts of trying to follow me around for her no doubt own clearly pure and innocent reasons.

The odds of Sona trying to spy on me were basically guaranteed the fact that there may have been some new cameras installed on my way home and apparently some things set up around my house proper including a deer camera. If they actually got into my house I would give them mad props but it looked more like they were going with a more distance method somehow expecting me to notice if they did something to my house. They were right but then again I think they were just being paranoid.

I mean honestly I hadn't even begun to install any of my traps yet. Then they would really have to be paranoid but only if they stepped on the grass. I mean who honestly booby traps there their walkway, it's like they don't want any visitors and that's just mean.

It's not like I really had anything to hide in my house. I kept most of it elsewhere and would probably only have minimal gear here until I built another one of my awesome underground training areas of amazingness (patent repending). I mean you really can't just leave that kind of hardware just floating around where people can see it.

"Come to think about it I should probably introduce myself to my neighbors at some point. Meh this weekend should be fine. Now what to have for dinner tonight? You know what, Ramen sounds good!"