MY HAM SANDWICH!
By: BanzaiLizard (check out my other stories)
It all takes place in the Outlaw Star Where Jim, Gene, Melfina and even Gilliam were fighting over a ham sandwich!
" ITS MINE!" said Jim.
"NO ITS MINE!" said Gene.
" JUST GIVE IT UP!" yelled Melfina.
All the sudden Gene pulled out his Caster, Jim pulled out a gun, Gilliam's little robots went berserk and Melfina pulled out a spatula?
" FREEZE" they all, yelled at once.
" Lets draw straws," said Jim.
Melfina went into the kitchen and got four straws.
" Ok draw the straws," said Melfina.
They all drew straws and they were all the same size.
" YOU IDIOTS!" Gene yelled.
" OH MY GODS IT'S A K PIRATE!" he said as he pointed in the distance.
Gene grabbed the Ham Sandwich and ran. Gene jumped into the escape pod. Then out of nowhere Gilliam's voice came and said;
" Gene I'm afraid I cant let you do that"
A claw came and took the sandwich and Gene was shot out into space. Three are left.
Melfina jumped into her chamber and made Gilliam drop it and bring it to her. Jim opened the chamber with a wrench, took the sandwich and then locked Melfina in. Two are left.
Jim began to run down the halls. Gilliam pinched Jim's cheek and reached for the sandwich.
" IF I DON'T GET IT NOBODY GETS IT!" yelled Jim as he opened an air lock door and the sandwich got sucked out into space.
The place went back to normal, till another HAM SANDWICH WAS MADE. Bum, bum, bum.
1 END… for now
By: BanzaiLizard (check out my other stories)
It all takes place in the Outlaw Star Where Jim, Gene, Melfina and even Gilliam were fighting over a ham sandwich!
" ITS MINE!" said Jim.
"NO ITS MINE!" said Gene.
" JUST GIVE IT UP!" yelled Melfina.
All the sudden Gene pulled out his Caster, Jim pulled out a gun, Gilliam's little robots went berserk and Melfina pulled out a spatula?
" FREEZE" they all, yelled at once.
" Lets draw straws," said Jim.
Melfina went into the kitchen and got four straws.
" Ok draw the straws," said Melfina.
They all drew straws and they were all the same size.
" YOU IDIOTS!" Gene yelled.
" OH MY GODS IT'S A K PIRATE!" he said as he pointed in the distance.
Gene grabbed the Ham Sandwich and ran. Gene jumped into the escape pod. Then out of nowhere Gilliam's voice came and said;
" Gene I'm afraid I cant let you do that"
A claw came and took the sandwich and Gene was shot out into space. Three are left.
Melfina jumped into her chamber and made Gilliam drop it and bring it to her. Jim opened the chamber with a wrench, took the sandwich and then locked Melfina in. Two are left.
Jim began to run down the halls. Gilliam pinched Jim's cheek and reached for the sandwich.
" IF I DON'T GET IT NOBODY GETS IT!" yelled Jim as he opened an air lock door and the sandwich got sucked out into space.
The place went back to normal, till another HAM SANDWICH WAS MADE. Bum, bum, bum.
1 END… for now