Sunday School.
Amy wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. Often she slept most the way through. One day the teacher called on her to answer a question. "Who created the Universe?" She asked when Amy didn't stir from her slumber Sonic a hedgehog who was sat behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty" she shouted "Well done" the teacher said as Amy fell back off to sleep.
A while later the teacher called upon Amy for another question. "Who is our lord and savior" when Amy didn't respond from her slumber Sonic jabbed her again. "Jesus Christ" She cried.
Later on the teacher asked Amy a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to their twenty-third child" Once again she didn't wake from her slumber so Sonic jabbed her again. This time she shouted "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'll break it in half."
The Teacher Fainted