The sound of rough bristles filled the room. "Kisame, be a dear and fetch me some dango please." A soft and harmonious voice flew over to the man on his knees. "Yes dear." The large shark like man got up off the floor and put the scrub brush into a bucket of soapy water. "Anything else Angel?" Kisame inquired, turning to face the handsome young man on the couch. Itachi let a thoughtful look cross his face as he contemplated the question. "No, that's all. Go now Kisa-koi." Plump, succulent lips closed around a strawberry. As Itachi continued to eat the ruby red fruit, Kisame went to acquire dango for his lover.
As Kisame tree hopped through the rain and hail, for that night it was very stormy, he heard a crack and whipped his head around. A branch crashed to the forest floor and the next thing he knew he was falling to the ground. Cursing himself for getting distracted, the missing-nin took a look at his ankle. Swollen and purple, the ankle throbbed in protest whenever he tried to stand. "Log damn it!" he yelled, cursing the heavens for his misfortune. Numbing his ankle, foot, shin, and knee, Kisame managed to get to Itachi's favorite Dango shop, The Tea Truffle Diner. Now The Tea Truffle Diner, or the 'TTD' to most everyone who went there, was a good ways away. In fact, this diner was not even in Ame, it was in a little town a few miles outside of it.
The diner was always sunny and the weather was to. It also happened to be 1287 miles away from the base. As Kisame was closing in on the establishment, he felt a tug on his ring. Rolling his eyes he sat down and began to meditate. Not even a minute later, Kisame felt his subconscious float into the room. Pein stood there fuming. "Where the hell have you been?" Pein shouted with his eyes narrowed. "Sorry, Itachi sent me out for some Dango, I'm almost at TTD. Do you wa-"before Kisame could finish, Pein interrupted.
"We have an important meeting in 3 hours. I swear to myself I will make it shark fin soup the theme tomorrow at dinner if you're late." Pein abruptly hung up and Kisame's eyes snapped open. As soon as Kisame finished getting the dango he rushed to the base. He had arrived five minutes early and was coated in wet leaves, burn marks, and branches stuck out of his cloak and hair. He carried the petite white box with Itachi's dango to his room and went to shower. After a shower with a new record of 2 minutes, Kisame rushed to the meeting room.
The door slammed open while Kisame panted and walked to his seat with purple splotchy cheeks. In his hand was the perfect and pristine white box. Sitting down he passed it over to Itachi. "Hm…I'm not really hungry right now and this dango is cold. Next time come back a bit faster." Itachi said with a hint of annoyance. "Sorry Angel." Kisame apologized looking down at his lap with shame. "It's fine Kisa-koi, just don't let it happen again." Itachi tilted his head and glanced at Pein, who happened to be glaring at him.
"Now that your lovers spat is over, we have some important matters to discuss." Pein looked at all of them accusingly. "We have to much money." Pein stated, clearly and plainly. "What!? You can never have too much money! All due respect Leader-sama bu-"Kakuzu started to go off on a rant, but Pein shut him up quickly. "Silence!" Pein glowered at him. "All of you are no longer allowed to go out on bounty missions, only Sasori and Orochimaru are allowed to until further notice. That is final." Pein nodded at the aforementioned people.
"Now we must discuss the issue of your relationships and partnerships." Konan's eyebrow delicately rose at this, for she and Na-Pein had discussed this before and decided to let it alone. Apparently she wasn't as in the loop as she thought… "We will be switching the teams until you and your new partner get along. There will be no complaints or fighting, or else." Everyone glanced at their significant other and gave them a look, except Itachi. Itachi looked nonchalant and calm. "These are the new teams…."
****Tell me what you think about the first chapter! I hope to get another chapter up soon, please post a review down below telling me what you thought about my story! Also I will put a voting poll for who you want Konan to be paired with, I'll take it into consideration who you guys want, but I have a pretty nice plan already. Thank you for reading and if you have any questions please put it in a review and I'll answer it in the next chapter.