One day during a regular world conference America was giving a presentation about building a giant hero that would protect the world from global warming. No one was really listening expect for England, who was finding his former colony's plan ridiculous.
The elder nation sighed and calmly said, "That will never work. It's impossible."
America laughed loudly, bringing the other nations' attention back to the presentation, and said, "Silly England, of course it will work if all the countries help!"
"And let me guess you be the-" England said beginning to lose his patients, but was cut off by yelling of the younger nation.
"THE HERO!" shouted said younger nation striking his signature hero pose. Then he laughed obnoxiously.
But we are not here to talk about that. No, were here to talk about a former nation currently blogging in his brother's basement.
"Kesesesesesese!" Laughed the Prussian albino sitting in front of his laptop typing away about how awesome he is.
"Man, being so awesome is making me hungry." He said closing his laptop and stood up and stretched. Looking over at his little yellow feathery friend, who chirped and wobbled a bit.
He laughed again and said "You too, Gilbird?" Then put his feathery friend on his top of his head and walked up the stairs. When he got to the top he opened the door and looked around. "West?" He called walking into the clean kitchen and saw a note on the counter.
"Dear Gilbert,
I have gone to America's for the world conference. I should be back in a week.
Please try to keep the house clean!
Don't break anything,
Ludwig"
Gilbert read the note out loud and shrugged. "Since West is gone for the week looks like I got the house to myself!" He said grabbing a bowl for a cabinet deciding to have cereal, but while doing so he managed to knock over a different bowl, which shattered when it hit the hard wooden floor.
"Oops! Sorry, West." He said and started to clean the mess. After he finished he got himself some cereal and some birdseed for Gilbird and turned on the international radio station and heard and catchy song form America.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
Gilbert soon found himself nodding his head to the song. He liked it and it gave him a great idea. Yes, and he was going to need a plane ticket to America.
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me.
Yep. This is my first story on Fanfiction so it's probably bad not to mention I wrote it in about 2 hours. The song is called Without Me if you couldn't tell and I don't own it or Hetalia