This is my first upload, be gentle. Please. My friend happens to be madly obsessed with Axel, I happen to annoy her about it. Therefore she dubbed me Larxene. So this was an actual txt war between her and myself. Hope you like it. Tell me if you want more.
Larxene: Axel answer the phone. Roxas is hiding in your closet. Ironic he hasn't come out of the closet if you get my drift. The irony is he's in your closet. Xemnas wants you. Don't know why. Axel, one more thing. Tell Marluxia to get his flowers outta my room.
Axel:He's in my closet?? Sweet! Screw Xemnas! He can damnwell wait! I'm not leaving my room while Roxas is here! Marluxia? Will do! Marluxia is an idiot. Next time I see him I'll be sure to burn his flowers for good this time. Axel
Larxene: Uh-oh! You better hide. Xemnas saw the txt, you're done for! I think it was Roxas anyway. Demyx says you're a fag. And Zexion he's just standing there-brooding. Thanks for getting rid of the flowers.
Axel: And may I ask what you were doing near Xemnas in the first place? Tell Demyx he's gay and to go screw himself. Nobody cares. Zexion? Sounds like his normal emo self. Np. Axel
Larxene: Zexion says he's not emo and you suck. Demyx says he's gonna shave your head and admits he loves Zexy. Auugh! Xemnas snuck up on me. It's not like I wanted him to be there. Oh btw, Marluxia wants to kill you for destroying his flowers again. Turns out Roxas was in his closet, not yours. You can thank Vexen for that.
Axel: Add Vexen to my list of 'People to burn and torture'. I'd like to ask Zexion how exactly he could NOT think he's emo! I doubt Demyx would even know what a razor is, let alone use it.Tell Mar I don't care. I'll reduce him to ashes anytime. Got it memorised? Axel
Larxene: They are all going to tell Xemnas apparently. Can you come get Roxas, he's trying to get into my room. Someone told him I had ice cream. If he breaks my door, I will kill him. Riku is hiding in the corner of the hallway. You know, the whole darkness thing. If you happen to kill him him whilst getting Roxas, that would be great.
Shit, Roxas just broke my door. Now nothing will stop Marluxia from "decorating" my room. If Roxas puts one foot in my room, he's dead.
Axel: LOL. That kid will do anything for ice cream. trust me, I've tested that theory a few times and it was great:D. Meh let them tell the superior. I don't really care. I'll come get Roxas. If I see Riku, I'll give him to you ;D Axel
Larxene: ...Why would I want Riku? What have you made Roxas do for ice cream! Aren't you worried about the dirt they've got one you? Roxas has gotten into my room. Get the fuck out of my closet! Axel hurry up, he's gonna get my ice cream!
Axel: I've made Roxas do…things. None of your business! And we all know how much you like Riku ;) And no,I'm not worried one bit. I doubt Xemnas will believe them…but then again, I've never really been on his good side. Ah those Suck-ups. They make me sick. They can go get a life. Axel
Larxene: Things? What things? I so do not like Riku. Shit he's in my room too. Get out all of you! Roxas that's not ice cream! It's moisturiser! Xemnas is apparently putting Roxas under Demyx and Zexion's guard from you. He wants to keep you away from Roxas.
Axel: Damn Xemnas. I hope you burn in the fiery depths of hell! Well I don't have to worry about Demyx. Only Zexion. Kinda. Damn it! My fingers are hurting like hell! Axel
Larxene: Fuck. Now I can't get Roxas outta my room! Fuck, Riku is standing in the corner of my room! Can you get Marluxia. He may be able to get them out. Arghh! Roxas there is no ice cream for you in my room! Get out.
Help I have no privacy! Xemnas is standing in my doorway! Fuck what does he want!
Axel: DUDE! That's disgusting! D: I think Xemnas may have a favour to ask of you if you get what I mean! He's a fucking rapist! My advice would be to get the hell outta there if you know what's good for you. Axel
Larxene: How the hell do you know that he's a rapist?! Don't worry, I'm getting out now. Problem, he's in my doorway! God, can't I just be left alone? Seriously, get Marluxia. Tell him I need help. Pink will distract Xemnas long enough for me to run away!
Axel: I know because he tried to get onto ME. You're probably better off attacking him front on instead of relying on flower boy. And I am running out of credit. I'll come get Roxas. Axel
Larxene: Okay. Good. I'm also low on credit. I am free from my room. I'm worried about leaving them there though. He might get into my drawers. Perv!
Axel: Lol well Roxas won't be a problem once I get him. I hope Xemnas doesn't see me. Axel
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