Okay, I have yet another story for you to read! I've hit writes block once again and felt the need to write something else in the mean time. Enjoy!

Farting Teachers and Melting Cups

"Hey, how are you?"

"Not too bad."

"Did you hear what happened last night?"

"Lucy's such an idiot!"

"You're a loser."

All the gossip just washed over the young girl's head. She cared nothing for gossip.

All she wanted to do was find her class. Music.

Demyx was sitting in his usual place near the window, the seat in front of him empty.

It was normally empty. Well, not anymore. A young girl with beautiful blue hair sat down in front of him, the sun gently bouncing off the silver streaks in her hair.

She looked like she should be in the beauty class, the way she was so pretty.

Demyx's friend Saix sat down beside him and glanced at the new kid. A smirk slid on his face.

"Oi!" Demyx hissed at his friend. "You know her?" Saix just nodded.

"Today's going to be good." Saix said, eyes sliding close.

"Okay everyone!" Mr. Tawny had just walked in and everyone focused on him. "Now let's see who's here…"

As he sat down, a loud bang echoed in the room.

Saix covered his nose. Demyx just looked on in confusion.

Then the smell hit him.

Everybody ran out of the room, covering their noses and laughing at the teacher, who vainly tried to deny he farted. Saix was roaring with laughter as Mr. Tawny tried to determine who put the stink bomb in the room.

But he never did find out, because it was a shame that Silver only had that one bomb in her bag at the time.

It had reached the ears of every student and teacher by the time morning break had come.

Silver was sipping on a raspberry smoothie by the time her cousin had come into the room.

"Hey Saix."

Saix gave his cousin a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "That was pretty good for your first day. I still liked it when you dumped that toilet water over our year seven teacher."

"You seriously need to grow up." Xemnas had sat down beside his boyfriend and was stealing his chocolate cake.

"Ah, I'm only in Year Ten." Silver shrugged as she took another sip of her drink.

"Hey, you guys!" Demyx had wandered over to them.

Silver leaned over to whisper something in Saix's ear. He chuckled.

"I thought you would." His reply earned him a punch in the arm.

A ring tone broke the confused silence that had settled on the group.

Silver rummaged through her bag and pulled out a slim white phone.

Demyx thought it looked familiar.

"I still have it?" Silver looked confused but answered the call anyway.

"Hello?"

"Hey! Who's this?"

"Ouch!" Silver rubbed her throbbing ear. "Axel, for fucks sake! I told you that Roxas would give you a ring once he had his phone back!"

"You still got it?"

"Yeah, so it seems…"

"Whaddya mean, 'so it seems'? You're the one who answered the fucking thing!"

"How about you shut the hell up before you burst my eardrum!"

"Fine, fine… so you at school?"

"Yep. Roxas here?"

"Nup. He's got a head cold."

"Haha."

"That isn't funny!"

Silver rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

A hand on her shoulder almost made her jump. "Do that one more time, and you won't like being a pyromaniac for too long!"

The red head just shrugged. He sat down and took a sip from the almost empty raspberry smoothie.

Growling, Silver whipped out something from her bag. Demyx looked on in curiosity and then gasped as his eyes widened.

Nobody had noticed yet, but Silver had placed her lighter underneath the paper cup.

"You dare me?" She mouthed.

Demyx's eyes widened even more, but he nodded anyway.

A quick flash and the whole cup was set alight.

Demyx held onto the table to stop him from tumbling over in laughter.

The bottom of the cup gave way, causing what was left of the drink to put out the fire and fall into Axel's lap.

Swearing at the top of his voice, Axel shoved everyone aside to get to his dorm.

Everyone at the table was still cracking up; Demyx was about to wet his pants laughing, while Saix was reduced to tears.

Demyx's conclusion: This year will be very fun, indeed.

Well, first chapter up! Please R&R! I hope I don't get stuck again!

Next chapter: Demyx finds out about Saix's cousin's prankster past and asked for some help. What chaos follows the simple request?