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A/N: These are letters between James, Lily, Remus and Sirius. Please read and review, reviews make my day! xx

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Dear She-who-makes-the-sun-look-dark,
How are you? My summer has been excellent, but not as good as it could be as you are not here with me... I am going to keep this brief, because I have heard that you are inclined to tear up my letters if they are longer than 2 inches of parchment.
I'll be blunt: Will you go out with me, dearest Lily?

Yours,
He-who-will-soon-be-your-boyfriend.

To He-who-makes-me-want-to-throw-up,
My summer was going excellently, until you contacted me. You were correct about the ripping thing, surprisingly, so I'm sure Remus must have told you. Either way, your letter has been fed to my owl.

Definitely not yours,
She-who-dislikes-James-Potter.

Dear Remus,
I am going slowly INSANE! Please tell your friend Mr Not-so-hot-hotshot, that I have NO interest in him at all, and will play Twister with an sedated elephant before going out with him. Its head might be smaller!
RVSP or I will go bonkers!

Love,
Lily x

Hello Lily,
I have told James numerous times to give up, however he is very 'determined' (which is a good quality, actually). He means well, and likes you a lot, I think. I will speak to him AGAIN, but I think he has selective hearing. Please refrain from going insane, as I need someone who I can have a proper conversation with.

Help is on the way,
Your favourite werewolf.

Padfoot,
Lily-flower fed my last letter to her owl. Any ideas on how to get her to actually read it?
Prongs.

Prongs,
Ask Moony. I may be an irrestible ladies' man, but that doesn't mean that I know how to deal with a tigress.
Ha ha ha, she fed your letter to her deranged owl,
Padfoot.

Prongs,
Lily is not appreciating the offer of a date. She said, I quote, that she would rather "play Twister with an sedated elephant." I like sane Lily, thank you very much.
Stop sending my best friend insane,
Your favourite werewolf.

Dear She-who-has-eyes-I-could-drown-in,
Do you like playing Twister? If so, London Zoo has a very suitable elephant you could borrow and drug. Then we can go out.
When is your birthday?
Yours,
He-who-knows-a-werewolf-and-therefore-is-cool.

To He-who-loves-his-broomstick-more-than-his-mother,

a) I do not like board games; I was being sarcastic.
b) Drugging is against the law.
c)I would still not go out with you.
d) I know a werewolf too, HA!
e) You may need to protect said werewolf as I am going to send him a Howler after he told you what I wrote to him.
f)My birthday is the 30th January.
g)Why do you care?
h) Please, go ahead and drown in my eyes. The world would be relieved, and I would NOT miss you.
I) That letter was torn up then burnt in my house. My mother now thinks I'm insane thanks to you.
j) I am insane, thanks to you.
Still not yours,
She-who-James-Potter-drives-up-the-wall.

TWO YEARS LATER...

Dear She-who-makes-me-happy,
How are you? I know I saw you like... 10 minutes ago when we said goodbye, but I am missing you already. Can I come over?
James x

Dear He-who-I-might-like-just-a-little-bit,
I am just the same as 10 minutes ago, James.
I haven't even said hello to my family yet.
Lily x
P.S: Oh, and James...
Of course you can come over.