Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I do own Mr. Fuzz.
Before we begin this story I take some inspiration from Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, some from my own diseased mind.
Hello, I am Mr. Fuzz, I am a telekinetic Antelope, I will now take you to the (Theme song plays) Do-do-do-do-do-do, Really-odd-how-the-heck-did-I-get-here-place. We will now take you to a normal day at Hogwarts.
(HP=Harry Potter, that's all I'm telling you, figure the rest out.)
HP: Hurry up Ron! Let's go Hermione! Or We'll be late for explaining of Most Characters!
RW: I'm come'n!
HG: Blab blab dribble dribble yack yack!
HP: Ron can you understand a word she says?
RW: No, but then why do we keep her around?
HP: In those rare moments were I cannot figure a way out, or does not know a spell, and we can understand her, we follow her advice to get out, and plus look at those legs!
RW: You've got a point...
HP: Of course I do, I'm Harry Potter!
RW: Oh great! Here comes Ginny and Luna!
GWandL: I we're here, thrown in to confuse the simple minded into asking, 'Which one will Harry choose?' on message boards all across the nation (by nation I mean the good ol' US of A) while J.K. laughs non-ceasingly at our stupidity while it is clear that Hermione is the one for him! And here comes Neville, I'll let him explain why he is here.
NL: Hi I'm the klutz in the book that everyone points there finger and laughs at, and thrown in the prophecy again to confuse the simple minded into asking 'Which is the One?' on message board across the nation again while J.K. laughs non-ceasingly at our stupidity while it is clear that Harry is the one! Here comes Malfoy!
DM: I am the arch-enemy of Harry Potter, because every good Hero needs a villan to fight!
RW: I am the side-kick of Harry Potter thrown in to make him look good!
HP: And I last but not least, I Harry Potter am the Hero of this book for every good book needs a Hero! And I fulfill that! With me staring at Hermione's legs and Ron at my side I rule!