A/N: It's been awhile since I've written something. So I thought I might as well go back to my roots. While this technically can be considered another chapter of Super SS, it follows its own story arc, like my other fanfic 'Super Collider'. And everyone knows how massively popular 'Super Collider' is (lol). Please read 'Super Collider'.

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Going more into depth, 'Super Seven' is a grab bag of gags and story bits. Some parts might be funny. Some parts might be unintentionally unfunny. Some parts might be intentionally unfunny. I have an odd sense of humor as well as things I kinda want to say about the 'To aru Majutsu' series. I enjoy being unconventional, so don't take things too seriously when weird things happen. I aim to entertain. And as per usual, when I take aim... it's always hit or miss.

Thank you and enjoy. This is 'Super Seven'.

The Super Seven

The seven Level 5s of Academy City were gathered around a long table. Preoccupying themselves one way or another, they all more or less sat in silence.

"…"

Accelerator was scanning the contents of a book. Kakine Teitoku seemed to be in hibernation mode, vibrating in place at a certain time interval.

"…"

Mugino Shizuri played with her phone, moving her thumbs in an almost calculated pattern. Sogiita Gunha positioned himself in the Ikari Gendo pose for some reason.

"…"

As for Misaka Mikoto…

She had lost all color. With her mouth slightly open, she wanted to scream.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE…!

The Number 3's Circumstances

Misaka Mikoto clutched her head. Amidst her confusion, she tried gathering her thoughts.

Okay, hold on. Let's backtrack.

She recalled having a conversation with someone. And her response:

[ "What's that now?-! I can skip out on some of my supplementary curriculum?-! And all I have to do is sit in a room for one hour a day?-! Oh hell yeah!" ]

The Number 3 looked back in regret.

Yeah… I guess that's what happened. But…

Sneaking a glance at the others…

Is it the same with these guys too…?

As she raised her head, she noticed Shokuhou Misaki pull a whiteboard into the room.

Eh…?

Taking the Lead!

Shokuhou Misaki cleared her throat before speaking.

"So! It has come to my attention that Academy City has gathered all seven of us here for a social experiment. In fact, looking closely at this situation, we're retreading the same plot-line as Chapter 8 of 'To Aru Super SS II'."

Please don't point that out.

"But… instead of singing karaoke or playing the King Game, we've been formed into a club of some sort."

Huh? Club? Is this really supposed to be a club? There's no way! There's absolutely no way!

"With that in mind… I suggest we create a proper name for our group-"

[ SFX: SLAM! ]

Sogiita Gunha pounded his palms on the table. Standing up...

"I OBJECT TO THIS!"

That's right! That's right! To be assembled here for the creation of a club is probably one of the stupidest ideas-

"JUST WHO DECIDED THAT YOU GET TO BE THE LEADER, HUH?"

God dang it! I forgot you were an idiot!

Contest

Shokuhou Misaki crossed her arms under her adequately sized bosom.

"Hmm? So you want to be the leader, huh?"

A dark energy hung about her being.

"Yeah. You got a problem with that?"

Sogiita Gunha emitted an equally dark aura.

( Gunha: How should we settle this? A contest of strength? Should we take this outside? )

( Misaki: As expected, a guts-brained idiot such as yourself has nothing else on his mind. )

Misaka Mikoto looked elsewhere for relief. She turned to the inactive members of the group.

"Oi, don't you guys have something to say about this? Are you really okay with being part of some club?"

...?-!

To her surprise, Accelerator, Kakine Teitoku, and Mugino Shizuri had formed a judge's panel. A banner reading 'Shokuhou vs. Sogiita 2015' was stretched above them.

The Judges

Accelerator spoke dully.

"While there are many qualities that make a leader, for now let's focus on the ability to attract followers… not that I care or anything."

Obviously you care…! In fact, you're getting way too into this…!

Mugino Shizuri continued where Accelerator left off.

"That said, the two of you should tweet out a message. Whoever gets the most retweets within the allotted time limit will earn the title of 'leader'… I also couldn't care less. More so than anyone else in this room."

( Accelerator: Really? I'm pretty sure I care less than you do. )

( Shizuri: No, no. My level of caring is absolutely zero. )

( Accelerator: Well my level of caring is negative one. )

( Shizuri: I misspoke. My level is actually negative one thousand. )

Stop arguing over useless things…!

"…Eh?"

Kakine Teitoku woke up from his slumber. He looked around the room. After a second of confusion, he went back to sleep.

Take notice! THIS is a guy who doesn't care…!

Blue Bird of Happiness

Shokuhou Misaki and Sogiita Gunha both pulled out their phones. The Number 5 had a mischievous grin.

"I feel sorry for you. I've gotten quite the following on my Tw*tter account. I'd say this contest is already over."

The Number 7 smirked.

"High and mighty, aren't ya? Don't underestimate what guts can do. I'll be sure to knock you down a few pegs."

Sogiita Gunha stared blankly at his phone.

"…"

He spoke up again.

"Question. What exactly is a Tw*tter account?"

And so the contest ended in Shokuhou Misaki's victory.

To be continued...

Extra

Shokuhou Misaki put on an orange hood. And from that… she shrunk into an adorable creature!

"Cola!"

A 2 liter bottle appeared!

"Potato chips!"

A bag of chips appeared!

"I didn't choose the slacker life! The slacker life chose me!"

The Number 5 began snacking in bed as she played games on her PS *ita.

In the aftermath of those activities…

The girl stood on a scale.

She gained weight.