Kala: Woot. My first fanfic. Huzzah! I would like to warn you all of two things. 1- Yes, I do make up words and yes, I do expect you to know what they mean. 2- Half of this stuff has a perverted second meaning…
Rima: We already know you're a pervert, just shut up and-
Nagi: Sleep with me!
Rima: That's MY line!
Nagi: It's MY favorite song!
Kala: Both of you STOP FIGHTING! Now, will someone do the honors?
Nagi: Yes, yes… Kala does not-
Tadase: Kala does not own Shugo Chara! or any of its characters!!
Kala: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!
Tadase: How dare you inquire your king in such a way!
Nagi: Aren't you forgetting something?
Kala: I know, I know. Kudos to Bree (PandaBear-36) for helping me out on some of this.
Chapter 1: Cats Are Lazy Bastards!
*Normal POV*
"You're lucky," said Kusukusu, half in her egg. "Being in love with your best friend and all."
"Not really," said a short blonde girl. "He thinks we're just friends. That's all we'll ever be."
"Rima!" A voice called from down the hall. The blonde could recognize this voice anywhere.
A boy with long indigo hair was waving to her as he advanced down the hall.
"Oh, hey Nagi." Rima, the petite blonde said, her heart beating uncontrollably fast.
Yaya, a girl with pigtails walked by, commenting on how Nagihiko should ask her out. "Aww, you two would make such a cute couple."
"NO WE WOULDN'T!" Both Nagi and Rima said in unison.
*Rima's POV*
I didn't mean it. I loved Nagi, he was awesome. I didn't care that he was a cross dresser. But, if I told him how I felt, it would ruin our friendship. No one knew how I felt, and I didn't plan on telling anyone.
"So, what's up?" Nagihiko asked, smiling.
"Going to Amu's house tonight, you?"
He was interrupted by Kukai, once again, saying we would be a cute couple.
And once again I denied my feelings.
"Nothing, but tomorrow I'm probably gonna have Tadase come over to help with some Guardian work." He said, with a pained expression.
"Awesome." I said, an automatic response. "What's wrong?"
He gave me a fake smile, and though I'm sure he knew I could see the pain in his eyes, he responded, "it's nothing…" and started to walk away. I grabbed his arm and pulled him back.
"I know you better than that. You're lying. Something's wrong." I demanded to know the real answer.
"Whatever," he said, and walked off. "Have fun at Amu's" he said over his shoulder.
*Nagi's POV*
So the rumors were true. Rima did like Kukai. That would explain why she practically spazzed out when he, yet again, said she and I should go out. Though, Kukai was going out with Utau Hoshina, that famous singer… So he couldn't reciprocate Rima's feelings. Whatever; I don't care. I don't like her anyway, just as a friend. Maybe I did sorta have a tiny crush on her last year… but she is pure evil. Most of the time. But we're JUST FRIENDS! Why is everyone trying to force us together?
I walked into my next class to see that the seats have been moved. Great! New lab partners. I actually liked my previous seat, next to Amu-chan.
Rima was really jealous. She supposedly thinks I'm trying to steal Amu away from her… but I'm friends with both of them.
I went around the room, looking at the name tags to find my new seat. I came across Rima's spot. I wondered who her lab partner was; please don't let it be Kukai.
I looked at the desk beside of hers. "Nagihiko Fujisaki" was written on it. WOOT!
I took my place and waited for my new lab partner.
"Hey, Nagihiko. Who's your new lab partner?" Said a voice from behind me. I whipped my head around to see Amu looking at me.
"Rima," I answered. "Yours?"
"What's that?" Said Rima's voice, one I would recognize anywhere. I turned around to face her.
"Speak of the devil," I muttered.
"Howdy, lab partner." Rima said as she sat down beside me.
"Sorry I was such an asshole earlier."
"What's that? I didn't hear you." She said sarcastically.
"Oh, you're lucky I even apologized. Just shut up!" I told her.
"And sleep with me."
Rima knows that's my favorite song…
*Rima's POV*
I still want to know what he was mad at me for.
"Wassup?" Rhythm said to Kusukusu as they did this complicated-yet-epic handshake of theirs.
Kusukusu blushed and said hi to Rhythm.
"So…" I said to Nagi. "Why were you mad at me?"
"No reason," he said stiffly, as if I had struck up a sore subject. "Just… PMSing. You know, don't cha?"
"Kitty!" I said, trying to change the subject.
"What the fuck." Nagi said, looking around frantically for a cat.
"I know about your love for cats, but they're lazy bastards!"
Nagihiko spazzed as soon as those words came out of my mouth. "No they're not!" He screamed, arms flailing.
"Nagihiko!" Said the teacher in a disappointed tone. He was one of her best students, after all. "What was that? Do I need to separate you two already?"
He shook his head. Hard. Very hard. So hard that his purple hair swung around and hit my face. I flicked him in the head and I heard a laugh from behind me that sounded very familiar. Amu! I turned to see Amu covering her mouth with her hands, laughing.
"Ohai, Amu-chan." I said, disgusted.
"Sup, Rima?" She replied.
"I'm trying to keep this one out of trouble." I said, glaring at Nagihiko.
"It's your fault! You had me thinking there was a cat in here, and you dissed cats, too!" Nagi said, glaring back.
"Fuck you." I told him, jokingly.
"I don't have ten dollars." He said, and turned away.
"Knew you couldn't afford me." I told him. And with that, I turned back to Amu.
"You two really should go out." She said. Dammit, why does everyone think that?!
"No we shouldn't!" I said. "What are we gunna do at your house tonight?" I asked her, trying to change the subject.
Kala: Wasn't that totally awesome?!
Nagi: Nope.
Rima: Don't be mean. It was awesome.
Nagi: Fuck you.
Ikuto: Ah, children. Calm yourselves.
Rima: PEDOPHILE ALERT!
Kala: The hell... how'd you get here? STOP WITH THE UNEXPECTED VISITS!
Kairi: Would someone just do the honors before I whip out my samurai sword.
Kala: *hyperventilate* KAIRIII!! Gawsh... stop scaring me, you bitches.
Nadeshiko: Please R&R!
Amu: NADESHIKOOO! YOU'RE BACK!