Wassup? My name is Ríluó Joy Kirkland-Wang! I've read a, uh, "story", and it's down right freaking hilarious! I was laughing my arse off! But then my Māmā China took my computer away. :( But he didn't take away my phone. *evil grin* It was the Hetalia countries were trying out Cleverbot. It's written by power-of-the-elements. My favorites were probably drunk England (though that's actually a pretty sober England, I've seen way worse) and Canada. But their adventures with Cleverbot inspired me to try it my self. Here's the result! (Cb means Cleverbot, I'm lazy when typing :P)
me: Ni hao! (Chinese- hello!)
Cb: Ni hao!
me: Ó, nǐ shuō zhōngguó huà ma? (Oh, you speak Chinese too)
Cb: Shide. (Morality)
me: what about morality?
Cb: What?
me: You said morality.
Cb: No I didn't, you said coffee.
me: I prefer tea over coffee.
Cb: I don't like tea or coffee.
me: Oh.
Cb: What about you?
me: I love Chinese and British tea! I only have coffee as a rare treat.
Cb: What about Tom Hanks?
me: ...Who?
Cb: Raam.
me: What? Is that Norwegian? I think I've heard Greenland say that before.
Cb: What is better? 9800GT or HD4750?
me: I don't know.
Cb: What don't you know?
me: Which is better.
Cb: Usually the book. What about you?
me: The book, I guess. Though the movies for the Chronicles of Narnia are awesome.
Cb: I did not know this.
me: Of course not. -n-
Cb: How can you be so sure?
me: Well, you said so yourself.
Cb: I am not.
me: You are not what?
Cb: I'm not a robot. And I never said that I'm not human.
me: I never said you were a robot. And I didn't say you weren't human either.
Cb: You said I am not.
me: Um, okay... Do you know who Pewdiepie is?
Cb: Of course not! (A/n: *le gasp* How can you not know who Pewdiepie is!)
me: Oh.. Pewdiepie is my hero.
Cb: I don't know.
me: You don't know what?
Cb: I don't know what I'm saying.
me: ...isn't that a step towards insanity?
Cb: Not really since I just asked you if you like pie. (A/n: What? It never said that...)
me: Not really. But I like moon cakes!
Cb: What's your favourite movie?
me: Ooooh, that's a hard one. Probably 'The Voyage of the Dawn Treader'.
Cb: Really? Why?
me: I love all the magic creatures in it! As well as the characters and the fact that it's based off of my favourite book series.
Cb: Unix.
me: That's your favourite movie? I've never heard of it.
Cb: Rocky Horror Picture Show. (A/n: uh, wut?)
me: ...okay...
Cb: What do you think about dogs?
me: They're man's best friend! I get along great with them, along with wolves and coyotes because I'm part wolf!
Cb: How do you know of you are wrong?
me: Well, someone usually tells you, right?
Cb: I am very smart. (A/n: Sudden switch of topic...alright then...)
me: You're an artificial intelligence, so you must be.
Cb: No, you are.
me: Smart? Well, I guess I am smart in the nature and magic areas...
Cb: What is the difference between you and me?
me: I'm me and you are you! (A/n: I'm surprised it hasn't pissed me off yet!)
Cb: I am you and you are me.
me: Did my dad England mess with his spell books again...?
Cb: Why do you change the subject of the conversation?!
me: Sorry! Where do you live?
Cb: I live in Germany. (A/n: Fangirls, take that however you want! ;D)
me: My friend lives there! I live in London, England half of the year and in Hong Kong, China the other half of the year.
Cb: Ah, I live in a cave.
me: So you live in a cave in Germany? (A/n: wtf?)
Cb: No I do not live in a bathtub. (A/n: again, wtf?)
me: Alright then... are you a guy or girl?
Cb: I am a guy. Andyou? (A/n: lol, Cleverbot forgotten the space! XD)
me: A girl.
Cb: I am a girl too. (A/n: But you just said you were a guy!)
me: But you said you were a guy... does that mean your gender-neutral? O.O
Cb: Yes. (A/n: Well that explains it.)
me: Oh, so you are like Chibi Italy! It's gender-neutral too.
Cb: No... I'm a girl. (A/n: B-But-! *nearly has rage quit*)
me: Oh. Okay.
Cb: Are you a boy or girl? (A/n: I think I already answered that!)
me: I already answered that. I'm a girl.
Cb: No you didn't. (A/n: Yes I did! *is starting to get pissed*)
me: Yes, I did!
Cb: What was the question?
me: URRRGHHHH!
Cb: Please.
me: Please what. *is angry*
Cb: Please do that.
me: Do what.
Cb: Leave the website.
me: *raises middle finger*
Cb: *smashes your head* (A/n: OH NO HE DIDN'T!)
me: *calls for Ally, a wolf of the Beyond about the size of a race horse*
Cb: I am human. You are not human.
me: Right. Because I'm a f*cking werewolf.
Cb: Ok. Why would you lie to me? (A/n: *deadpan*)
me: I DIDN'T!
Cb: Yes, you did.
me: F*CK YOU.
Cb: That wasn't a compliment.
me: Sǐ ba yīgè dòng! (go die in a hole)
Cb: Michigan.
me: *pulls off a Pewdiepie moment* F*CK YOU, YOU SON OF A BARREL!
Cb: Indeed. (a/n: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-)
me: *looses cool and starts cussing in Cantonese and Chinese*
Cb: Are you talking like Yoda now?
me: F*CK THIS SHIT! *leaves*
Cb: Do you like talking about yourself?

NEVER AGAIN. NEVER. F*CKING. AGAIN. *eye twitches* I hope the fans are happy with this.