matt engarde was most pleased. shelly de killer had completed his mission and now the dastardly juan corrida was dead. he took the bear from de killer.
"hahaha thank you" said engarde "i have something to give you too hold on a minute."
engarde went into his room to get the video footage.
"alright lets hope this works." engarde put the tape in his tv and he watched it.
-INSIDE THE TV-
de killer snuck quietly into corridas room. he had been paid handsomely to murder the man and de killer was sad because he was secretly a very big fan of the jamming ninja and knew this would be the end of juan. he tried to hold back his tears but he couldn't. he then ran to corrida but he was so loud and corrida turned in shock
"AAAAAH" screamed corrida "MATT BET ME TO IT"
"wait you were going to hire... ME?" said de killer
"yeh"
omgomgomgomg this was the best day of de killers life his hero juan corrida was a fan of him!
"iiiiiiiiii" stammered de killer with excitement
"what"
"IM A FAN OF YOU TOO!"
meanwhile in the real world matt fell out of his seat in raging shock
"NO WAY!" shout corrida and he went brite red
"YES" said de killer who was also bright red
the two hugged and kissed and jumped onto the sofa and matt cudnt see what was happening because fucking bears were in the way but he saw their clothes fly across the room.
"hey junie" said de killer
"what" said juan
"we shoud get married"
"but who will attend"
"the bears"
"thats a great idea!" said juan so he and de killer moved all the chairs so they were facing the front of the room and so that there was an aisle in between them and suddenly-
"hey i think theres something in this guys eye" and corrida pulled the camera out if the big bear. matts blood went cold.
"i dont care just put it back so we can get married" said de killer so corrida put it back and matt sighed with releef. corrida then moved the bear to the front so it was facing de killer while the rest of the bears were all sitting on the seats to watch the grand ceremony. de killer stood waiting at the front of the room. after 5 minutes corrida came out of the bedroom and joined de killer at the front. then corrida muttered in a bear voice
"do you juan corrida take shelly de killer as your husband" and then he said "i do" and he muttered again "do you shelly de killer take juan corrida as your wife" and de killer said "i do" so corrida muttered "then i pronounce you shelly and juan de killer husband and wife." they kissed and confetti fell and everyone cheered except they were all fucking teddy bears. they walked down the aisle happily and picked up their clothes at the end of the room.
"so what now" said corrida
de killer threw away his clothes and so did juan and they ran into the bedroom and shit got loud.
50 minutes later de killer walked out crying. he was saluted toward the bedroom and placed down his scarf and a card and hidden inside the card was a message saying "in memory of my beloved juan de killer he died in my arms"
matt stared at the tv is shock and disbelief.
THE END
