Chapter 1
::In the jounin Lounge::
"NNNNOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Kakashi runs for his life. Sasuke and Naruto closely follow him. Naruto finally speeds up and pounces on Kakashi. Sasuke grins and takes out a sailor fuku. Kakashi's eyes widen in horror as he sees this and he runs faster and if running from the devil. Sasuke's eyes gleam and Naruto grabs a bottle of slick sake from Asuma, Iruka immediately tries to comfort the crying jounin. Sasuke grins evily and steps closer to his sensei. "NNNOOO!!!" Kakashi yells at his advancing students. He struggles in Naruto's grip. *BANG* "OW!" "HEY!" "DON'T DO THAT!"
Chapter 2
Everyone stares in horror at the sight that meets them as Sasuke and Naruto drag Kakashi out from behind a curtain. Sasuke and Naruto grin. "Well?" They ask. ::Silence:: Kakashi whimpers and tugs at the tight, blue, flowery kimono. Naruto smiles sweetly and steps closer to Iruka, who cowers in fear. Naruto occupies himself with Iruka while Sasuke goes toward the elite jounin, Ebisu. Neji suddenly appears ontop of Kakashi's head. "Need some help?" Kakashi whimpers and nods, struggling with his last piece of energy to get out of the rope tying him to the ceiling. Neji suddenly figures out he's defying gravity and falls to the floor in a head plant. He gets up groaning and goes to help Kakashi out of his shackles. (The camera zooms behind the two people to Ebisu and Sasuke.) Ebisu seems to be keeping Sasuke at bay long enough to run out of the room, but to his surprise, Sasuke appears behind him, and puts the rope around his arms and legs. Anko and Sakura collapse into a fit of giggles royally scaring Ino and Shikamaru, who shrink into a corner. Meanwhile Kakashi has been inching away for the last few minutes. He quickly steps behind the curtain and shoots out a few seconds later in his normal clothes. He is out the door before Naruto, who dives at him, can get a hold. "Don't leave us Kakashi!" yell Iruka, and Ebisu. Neji grabs at him but misses and face plants again. "Kakashi!!" The two other jounins yell, running at him, half dressed to grab him and bring him back, making him suffer too. Sakura, wanting a part of the action, and the older guys, runs at them, and immobilizes the three men. Iruka glares and steps on her head but she wriggles free. "Get offa me!" She yells. Sasuke tosses her a sailor fuku, which she catches. She turns back to Iruka and Ebisu. Inner Sakura: "Yes!" "This is the kinda action I've been waiting for!" Sakura jumps on Ebisu first and de-clothes him, then makes him put on the fuku, laughing as he does. ((Ah... I wanna do that to Ebisu...)) He screams, and Naruto and Asuke watch Anko hand Sakura (who's behind a curtain with Ebisu) a bottle of oil, and another small bottle. Then, hearing Ebisu scream in terror, they start off to help him, but are stopped by Anko who goes over to help Sakura. "ECCHI HENTAI!!" Sasuke and Naruto yell, but decide to do something, grab two ropes, and tackle Ino and Sakura. Sakura and Ino scream as they too, are dragged behind the screen. They pass a grinning Ebisu on the way. Sakura squeaks and Ino struggles as the two boys do the unspeakable. "HEY, NO!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Sakura giggles and Ino groans. "I don't care any more..." God, just kill me now..." Moans Ino, Sakura giggles again. Ino sighs. "I don't even get Sasuke... "Naruto and Sasuke quickly switch, then they each pull out a bit of oil and rub it on. The girls scream as the boys do this, and Ebisu, Kakashi, and all the boys grin. Kakashi, Ebisu, and Iruka suddenly jump on Anko, but in the struggle of the three boys, she slips behind the curtain to help the girls. She pulls the boys off them and looks at their hands. "Never let boys paint your nails..." she says, gesturing to green and brown stripes on their hands.
END
::In the jounin Lounge::
"NNNNOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Kakashi runs for his life. Sasuke and Naruto closely follow him. Naruto finally speeds up and pounces on Kakashi. Sasuke grins and takes out a sailor fuku. Kakashi's eyes widen in horror as he sees this and he runs faster and if running from the devil. Sasuke's eyes gleam and Naruto grabs a bottle of slick sake from Asuma, Iruka immediately tries to comfort the crying jounin. Sasuke grins evily and steps closer to his sensei. "NNNOOO!!!" Kakashi yells at his advancing students. He struggles in Naruto's grip. *BANG* "OW!" "HEY!" "DON'T DO THAT!"
Chapter 2
Everyone stares in horror at the sight that meets them as Sasuke and Naruto drag Kakashi out from behind a curtain. Sasuke and Naruto grin. "Well?" They ask. ::Silence:: Kakashi whimpers and tugs at the tight, blue, flowery kimono. Naruto smiles sweetly and steps closer to Iruka, who cowers in fear. Naruto occupies himself with Iruka while Sasuke goes toward the elite jounin, Ebisu. Neji suddenly appears ontop of Kakashi's head. "Need some help?" Kakashi whimpers and nods, struggling with his last piece of energy to get out of the rope tying him to the ceiling. Neji suddenly figures out he's defying gravity and falls to the floor in a head plant. He gets up groaning and goes to help Kakashi out of his shackles. (The camera zooms behind the two people to Ebisu and Sasuke.) Ebisu seems to be keeping Sasuke at bay long enough to run out of the room, but to his surprise, Sasuke appears behind him, and puts the rope around his arms and legs. Anko and Sakura collapse into a fit of giggles royally scaring Ino and Shikamaru, who shrink into a corner. Meanwhile Kakashi has been inching away for the last few minutes. He quickly steps behind the curtain and shoots out a few seconds later in his normal clothes. He is out the door before Naruto, who dives at him, can get a hold. "Don't leave us Kakashi!" yell Iruka, and Ebisu. Neji grabs at him but misses and face plants again. "Kakashi!!" The two other jounins yell, running at him, half dressed to grab him and bring him back, making him suffer too. Sakura, wanting a part of the action, and the older guys, runs at them, and immobilizes the three men. Iruka glares and steps on her head but she wriggles free. "Get offa me!" She yells. Sasuke tosses her a sailor fuku, which she catches. She turns back to Iruka and Ebisu. Inner Sakura: "Yes!" "This is the kinda action I've been waiting for!" Sakura jumps on Ebisu first and de-clothes him, then makes him put on the fuku, laughing as he does. ((Ah... I wanna do that to Ebisu...)) He screams, and Naruto and Asuke watch Anko hand Sakura (who's behind a curtain with Ebisu) a bottle of oil, and another small bottle. Then, hearing Ebisu scream in terror, they start off to help him, but are stopped by Anko who goes over to help Sakura. "ECCHI HENTAI!!" Sasuke and Naruto yell, but decide to do something, grab two ropes, and tackle Ino and Sakura. Sakura and Ino scream as they too, are dragged behind the screen. They pass a grinning Ebisu on the way. Sakura squeaks and Ino struggles as the two boys do the unspeakable. "HEY, NO!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Sakura giggles and Ino groans. "I don't care any more..." God, just kill me now..." Moans Ino, Sakura giggles again. Ino sighs. "I don't even get Sasuke... "Naruto and Sasuke quickly switch, then they each pull out a bit of oil and rub it on. The girls scream as the boys do this, and Ebisu, Kakashi, and all the boys grin. Kakashi, Ebisu, and Iruka suddenly jump on Anko, but in the struggle of the three boys, she slips behind the curtain to help the girls. She pulls the boys off them and looks at their hands. "Never let boys paint your nails..." she says, gesturing to green and brown stripes on their hands.
END