Chappie 1: An unforeseen doodad

Our scene begins with a sick girl in bed. It seems she's on the brink of death. Suddenly a man appears and approaches her. He is dressed in a red and blue skin-tight suit that fits him snugly. He whispers her name under his breath and kneels down beside her bed.

"Spidey?" She speaks!

"I'm here." He reaches for her hand and clutches it tightly.

"I'm sorry." The girl breaks off as a tear falls gently down her face.

The man reaches over and lets the tear drop in his hand. "You haven't done anything wrong."

"I will always love you." These are her last words.

The man leans in takes off his mask and the kisses the girl on her lips. He stands and just as he is about to exit the girl stirs and sits up. He turns and is amazed.

"You have a healing touch."

The man grins and walks over to her and he scoops her in his arms.

"What about MJ?"

"I love you Farquar, you are the only one for me."

"I love you too my spidey, but please, call me Jenni. I still haven't forgiven my drunken pirate parents for the foul name they bestowed on me."

"Are you ready to fly?"

"Indeed! But one tiny request, can we go pick up a friend of mine first?"

e ponders for a moment that replies, "Alright, your wish is my command. Who do you want to pick up?"

"My friend, Lorilie."

"To Lorilie's casa it is…"

Pick up Lorilie and fly around for a little while

Suddenly they encounter the green goblin and he says, "Do you know these guys?"

Spiderman replies, "Yes sir."

Suddenly Lorilie's eyes turn to hearts and have a certain glow/twinkle to them. She attacks Green Goblin because (isn't it obvious?) she's in love. She rides on his back and they glide around for a while. During their adventure they pass Mr. Jameson's office and Goblin says, "Do you this guy?"

Jenni chuckles to herself at her foolish friend. "What a funny weenie."

Spiderman decides to take Jenni back to his apartment. He sits her down on his bed and gazes at her intently.

"Spidey? My spidey senses tell me its time to fondle!"

Spiderman just replies with a loud, "Indeed!"

As soon as they are about to fondle, Lorilie bursts in and screams, "The Green Goblin will attack the city if you don't… if you… if you don't show him you doodad."

Spiderman and Jenni both gasp!

Lorilie notices Spidey's doodad is hanging out already and realizes what was about to go down. She grins and takes a picture with her Polaroid camera. Then she jumps on her glider to show Green Goblin. She finally arrives and gives him el picture.

Lorilie: "Is this sufficient enough for you?"

Goblin: "Erm…"

Lorilie: "Oh stop your babbling!"

Goblin: "I do not babble!"

Lorilie: "Don't worry it makes you sexier."

Goblin: "You think I'm sexy?"

Lorilie: "Goblin, have you ever sail hoisted?"

Goblin: "Erm… sail hoisting?"

Lorilie: sighs, looks to audience Do u believe this guy?

Goblin: "Oooooooo I get it! Sailing, right?"

Lorilie: "FONDLING U BLESSED DOODAD!!!!!!"

Goblin: "Fondling?"

Lorilie: steps back "Go fly a kite!"

Goblin: "What is with this Wilhelmi chatter?"

Lorilie: "You know Ms. Wilhelmi?"

Goblin: "Who doesn't?"

Lorilie: "Goblin?" Pushes him on the bed Can I call u greenie? Sits upon him

Goblin: "Er…"

Lorilie: Fiddle faddles with her clothes

Goblin: squirms

Lorilie: "IT IS TIME!" (says it just like Rafiki in the lion king)

Goblin: finalizes realizes what's going on "Why didn't u say so, luv? Let me go get some rum!"

Lorilie: "Greenie!!!! Your using pirate chatter!"

Goblin: "Aye, miss!" takes off mask thingy

Lorilie: gasps "Jack?" (Whoa , whoa, whoa, she thinks to herself.) Wheezes

Goblin: Captain Jack Sparrow, luv.

Lorilie: "All this time you made think it was a stupid goblin, but its you!!!"

Goblin: "Aye."

Lorilie: slaps jack "Dont do it again!" Then kisses him

Lorilie helps Jack out of his goblin suit. It was very hard. Jack grabbed some rum and sat with Lorilie on the bed.

Jack: "Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

Lorilie, the drunk lass, laughs and chugs more rum down her throat. Jack leans over and kisses her. Then the fondling begins…

OK, well that's the first chapter of my story. Don't worry friends you will all be appearing in it, I just gotta decide if I want to go the pirate route or Spiderman. Please review!!!