A/N: I love The Offspring, and this is my favourite song of theirs "Spare Me the Details". You should listen to this song before or after-or during-reading this fic. I'm actually not a fan of songfics but this has been racking at my brain and I finally said "ENOUGH" and here we are. And there's some Style there for you. Enjoy.
Stan's sitting in his room putting on his goth make up when Kyle walks in.
"Hey, dude" Kyle notices Stan's appearance and pulls him away from his mirror and sits him on his bed "What's wrong?"
Stan takes a deep breath.
"My girlfriend, my dumb donut
Went out to a party just the other night"
Kyle nods
"But three hours later and seven shots of jager
She was in the bedroom with another guy!"
Kyle sighs
"And I really don't want to know
So don't tell me anymore"
Stan tries to speak but Kyle cuts him off
"And I really don't want to hear
About her feet all up in the air!"
Wendy walks up to Stan in the hallway
"What's wrong, honey?"
"You cheated on me!"
"Uh, can't we talk about this?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"And well, I'm not the one who's actin' like a ho!
Why must I be the one who has to know?"
"But, Stan-"
"I'm not the one who messed up big time
So spare me the details, if you don't mind!"
Kyle and Stan are sitting in the Marsh's living room and Stan's just explained to his friend that he broke up with Wendy.
"Now I can understand friends who want to tell me
Think they're gonna help me, open up my eyes"
Kyle nods
"But the play-by-play makes me wanna lose it!
Every time you do it, man, it turns the knife!"
Kyle turns to Stan looking annoyed
"And I really don't want to know
So don't tell me anymore"
Kyle stands up and heads for the door
"And I really don't want to hear
About her feet all up in the air!"
Stan answers his ringing phone and finds out its Wendy.
"Why can't we talk about it, Stan?"
"And well, I'm not the one who's actin' like a ho
Why must I be the one who has to know?"
"Stan-"
"I'm not the one who messed up big time
So spare me the details, if you don't mind!"
Kyle storms up to Clyde after finding out Token was the one who slept with Wendy.
"Token did Stan's girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he said she moan-"
"And I don't need to hear about the sounds they were making"
"He said she was grea-"
"And I don't need to hear about how long he was taking"
"Dude, the place was-"
"Or how the walls they were shaking!"
Stan is laying on his bed staring at the ceiling
"Now lying in bed, wallowing in sorrow
Missing the tomorrow that we could of had"
He stares at a picture of Wendy
"Running through my head, over and over
Thing I never told her that just make me sad"
Stan rolls over onto his side and throws the picture away
"And it drives me insane, sittin' with this vision
Stuck with this image burned into my brain"
Stan grabs his head and sits up
"And I feel so dumb that I could ever trust her
But someone else fucked her, then he walked away!"
Kyle walks in but holds his finger up to Stan to tell him to stay silent, he has a wet towel and starts to wipe away the makeup.
"And I don't really want to know
So don't tell me anymore"
Stan huffs
"And I really don't want to hear
About her feet all up in the air!"
A couple months later Wendy walks up to Stan happily.
"Stan, I was wondering if you wanted to try dating again?"
"No, Wendy"
"Come on, Stan!"
"And well I'm not the one who's actin' like a ho
Why must I be the one who has to know?"
Wendy begins to cry
"I'm not the one who messed up big time
So spare me the details if you don't mind!"
Kyle walks up and kisses Stan
"Besides, he's with me now, bitch"
A/N: Did you like it, hate it, want to marry it? Did my best to match the song, review if you want.