A/N: I'm sorry this chapter doesn't have much to do with transformers; I just needed an intro chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers or Death Note...... *sob*

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"And that, my friends, is why humans are SOOOO interesting" Ryuk said with one of his psychotic, wheezing laughs.

"Now, anyone got any apples?"

Three young Shinigami groaned as he said this, for they knew all too well of Ryuk's addiction to the apples of the human world.

"No Ryuk. If you want an apple so badly, then why don't you go to the human world and get one yourself?" asked a small, female Shinigami.

"But the human world is so BORING without Light around, Kyuuen." Ryuk replied with a grin, bearing his long filed teeth.

"I dunno if you ask me, this....what's it called? 'Gum?' Oh well, what ever it is, I think it's better than apples" said a tall male Shinigami sitting on a wall about five feet away from the others. He had a small paper package in hand.

The last Shinigami, a female dressed in a bright orange outfit, gasped upon hearing this. Her name was Seizon.

"GUM!!! Omigosh!!! Gimme some! Pleeeaaaase!?!"

"Ugh, fine," replied the male, named Konrinzai, "Just make sure you give some to Kyuu too." He smiled toward Kyuuen as he threw the package to Seizon.

"Hehehehe, now now kiddies," Ryuk said, turning to face Konrinzai and Kyuuen, "you know the rules"

"Oh! Of course Ryuk! You know I'd never stray from the rules!" Kyuuen said, as her faced colored.

"Uh huuuh......." Konrinzai rolled his eyes at Ryuk

"Aw come on guys I was just messin with ya! Lighten up" Ryuk said with another grin

"Ewww you two gross me out," said Seizon, glaring at the other two Shinigami.

Kyuuen sighed "Yeah, whatever.... Oh and Ryuk, I hear that a new portal appeared today"

Ryuk cackled and flew off to find the portal, shouting back thanks as he approached it.

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"Hey bro! What's up??" Called a young, blue bot, to another yellow bot

"Uh, hey Sideswipe. Nothing really, I'm just trying to find Red Alert for Optimus. How bout you? What you up to?" replied the yellow bot whose name was Hotshot.

"Eh, nothing really, just bored outta my mind. Hey, you think we could go hang out at the oil bar later??"

"Sure thing. Oh! There's Red, I'll talk to you later okay?"

"Mmhmm, see ya around" Sideswipe said waving to Hotshot as he walked off.

When Sideswipe turned to go back to his quarters, he noticed a very small black book lying on the base's floor. He bent over to pick it up, and get a better look.

"Death....note?"

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A/N: Thanks so much for reading! This is probably the closest to good writing that I have ever gotten ^^' Please review, I'd like to know what you think. I only have one rule: please no profanity, which includes foul language. Thanks again =D