Grell : Hello everyone . I bet your wondering why I'm here openin the first chapter even I wasn't here when it was originally written . Well Dez is making some revision and I have a note here for a Grant-Kun saying And I quote " Hi Kitty Grant-chan . Need your help . PM me . PS Kill the read head" Unquote ... Wait a second ! IM THE RED HEAD IM OUT OF HERE ! ( hops through random inter-dimensional pocket )
Warning. Sakura and Kikyo bashings
The pairing is Kagomexitachixsasuke
Enjoy
No Uchiha massacre itachi and sasuke are twins kagome and jack skellington are twins
I own none of these shows even though I wish I did
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Sasuke'spov
The rain was coming down in buckets . It was one of those rare days where the sky seemed to a vendetta against dry soil . The civillian school's were closed until further notice(1). We on the other hand , are ninjas . We're made of stronger stuff than tha-
BOOM
"Sakura... Let go of my arm."
"But Sasuke-kun! The thunder is scary!"
Let me rephrase that. We are shinobi. The girls in our class are useless. They always go on and on Uchiha-samas this Uchiha-samas that. Its pathetic. The only one who didn't harass us was the Hyuga, Hinata. All now the so called kunoichi of our class were ogling us. You notice how I keep refering to myself as plural. Yeah. My twin brother and I have a lovely hoard of fangirls waiting at our every beck and call. Sounds fun right?
Not.
Itachi has it slightly worse though cause he's older by five minutes, making him clan heir.
"Sakura, didn't I tell you to let go of my arm?"
Itachi's pov
While Sasuke continued trying to pry Sakura off his arm , Iruka-sensei finally made his way into the class with two hooded figures next to him. They only reached his waist so they had to be kids. (2) All three of them were soaking yet. Iruka-sensei cleared his throat loudly for the classes attention.
"I would like to introduce your new classmates."
The slightly taller figure removed his cloak.
"The name is Jack S. Taisho. I am 5 years old and am the older twin of Kagome Taisho. I like fighting, my sister , inventing new Justus and Halloween. I dislike fangirls and fanboys and bullies."
By the time he finished his introductions, all the girls except Hinata were drooling over him. He had messy pitch black hair with snowy white tips that reached his shoulders and hung in his eyes. His eyes were a dark nearly black shade of green with red flecks in them and his skin was pale. I immediately felt a sense of pity.
"The poor Taisho. Don't they usually keep to themselves though. I believe Shisui was on a team with the heir."
The next person, Kagome, I assume starts to remove the cloak. My brother and I don't gape ( for the would be very un-Uchiha like ) but out jaws do go slack.. She was breathtakingly beautiful. She had moonlight pale skin and eyes the color of sapphires with red flecks. Her midnight black hair that was in pigtails reached her ankles she had some in a bang that covered her left eye.
"Bad Itachi! Bad! She could end up a fangirl!'
The girl tilted her head and smiled brightly.
"My name is Kagome Taisho, younger twin sister to Jack Taisho. I have the I like oden, animals and my friends. I dislike bullies, when my people ask me for my oden and stalkers."
At the end of her introduction, I noticed that her brother was giving all the boys who stared at her the death glare. "He must not like boys staring at her . Based on his introduction I can understand why he may be overprote..." My train of thought was suddenly cut off by said siblings sitting next to me.
"Hi. My names Kagome and this is Jack, wannabe friends?"
7 Years Later
Jack's Pov
Today was the day. We were to be assigned to our genin teams, the next step in our journey as shinobi of the Leaf. My sister, Naruto and I were on our way to the academy when we suddenly spotted my two best friends, Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha, running cross the roof tops. I couldn't help but think of how we met in class when Kagome sat next to Sasuke after wacking a pink leech off of him. We were friends since that day on. They also have a mega crush on my twin. She just doesn't know it. Its funny how they will literally fall over for her yet she still doesn't seem to get it. Me and the rest of the clan have taken to calling her Da Densest(3).
"Hey temes!" Naruto hollered as he stopped to wave the duo over.
Kagome and I visibly winced. Even after being adopted into the Taisho clan, he still hadn't learned how to control his volume. I was about to scold him about his volume when I suddenly spotted the real reason the "Temes" were running. The two things that scare the shit out of the our little group.
Fangirls and fanboys.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" Kagome shouted.
All five of us ran as fast as we could. We had a lot of practice in avoiding them but today they seemed extra determined .
"Anybody know why they seem to be keeping up today?", Naruto yelled as we ran into the ramen stand we quickly jumped in and hid behind the counter . A fangirl ran into the stand looking for us.
"Hey Gramps! Have you seen Sasuke-kun, Ita-kun or Jack-kun?"
The shop owner had a sympathetic look on his. He pointed in the direction of the Hokage Tower in the opposite directionand told her we went in that way. When she was out of ear shot , the owner told us we could use the back exit of the shop .
"We need a distraction. ",Kagome said to her male companions.
All eyes turned to Naruto.
"Oh hell naw!"
Sasuke's Pov
When we finally got to class, Kagome looked ready to kill. Jack had to forcibly restrain her. That's when I noticed they had on new clothes. Jack wore black cargo pants with his kunai pouch on his left leg (lefty's rule 8P) and an interesting shirt. It was a fitted high neck shirt. The base color was lavender purple with a red border around his neck with stripe that went down the middle of his chest and made red flame design at the bottom. On top the red were light orange flames. He also had red flames on his sleeves under his clan symbol, a white crescent moon cradling a pink jewel with two crossed arrows in the back. Under his shirt was a fitted black shirt that reached his elbows. He had on black arm warmers. Bandages wrapped around his shins and disappeared into black shinobi sandals. His headband was hanging from his belt loops.
I took a look at Kagome and and did a mental double take. She wore a lavender skirt that reached mid-thigh with two black belts crossed over her slender hips and her. Her kunai pouch was on her left leg. She had on a lavender shirt with a collar like mine. The border was black with two simple lines about an inch long slightly curved. The shirt reached to her ribs. From right under her breasts and down the shirt was unzipped and was slightly flared with black flames at the edge. She wore black leather gloves. On her feet were a pair of sandals to match her brothers. Her ankle length hair had bandages that acted as a headband. Instead of chopsticks, she had two kunai in her hair. Her left side of her face was still covered by her bang and her headband on the outside of her shirt around her neck . She was downright hot the only strange thing was that from the neck down, she was covered in tightly wrapped bandages .
I was about to ask about the bandages when the doors burst open to reveal ... ( "I think I should stop here" . looks at angry reader " Just kidding")
No pov
The doors burst open to reveal Ino , Sakura and Kikyo better known as Ino , Skankura and Kinkyho .
"I got here first."
"No way Ino-pig, me and Kikyo did!"
"Yea Ino pig!"
"No way Billboard brow and Loopy!"
CRACK!
Everyone turned to see an amused Jack and a pissed of Kagome with her fist through the desk . The dark aura around her was visible as the tick marks on her forehead .
"Would you three just please SHUT THE HELL UP OR ELSE!"
Naruto chose that same moment to crash through the doors, his clothes in a disaray .
"HOW COULD YOU DRESS ME UP AS TEME 1 AND LEAVE ME AT THE MERCY OF THOSE FANGIRLS!"
Iruka's pov
I walked in to see pure chaos, as per usual when teaching future ninjas. The hole in Kagome's desk was ignored as I made a mental note to have that fixed.
"Everybody sit down. I'm going to announce the teams.
Kagome pov
I paid no attention as I waited for my little groups' names.
"Team 7: Naruto Uzumaki-Taisho," Naruto perked up at his name,"Sakura Haruno," Naruto slouched and received sympathetic looks from the crew, "Sasuke Uchiha," Everyone sent Sasuke sympathetic looks as Sakura cheered,"Itachi Uchiah," It was Itachi's turn to get sympathy as Sakura's cheers turned into squeels of excitement,"Jack S. Taisho,' Sakura was looking at the boys minus as though she won the lottery,"and Kagome Taisho."
"Oh . look , here come the protests." I thought to myself.
"WHY IS THAT BITCH WITH MY JACK!"
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THEIR TEAM?"
"WHY CANT I BE ON THE SAME TEAM AS KAGOME?'
"IRUKA SENSEI, WHY AM I ON THE SOME TEAM AS THAT DEAD LAST BITCH?"
That was the straw that broke the camel's back.
"QUIET!" Iruka shouted. "Kagome, Jack, Sasuke and Itachi were the top students with Naruto in a close second. There was also a request that Kagome and Jack not be separated. You, Sakura are dead last, not Kagome. The top kunoichi and shinobi or in this case, shinobis, must be paired with the dead last in order to even things out help the weakest classmate grow."
Everyone burst into laughter at that last part.
"Everyone wait here until your new senseis come to get you."Iruka said before taking his leave, internally rejoicing at beridding that insane class.
8 hours later
Sasuke's Pov
"Were is he?"
Kagome was pissed that our new sensei was late by several hours and an angry Kagome is a scary Kagome. Naruto decided to prank our new sensei now that he was finished bothering Sakura. She was currently knocked out . Thank Kami for that. I was absorbed in my thoughts when suddenly the doors open and a dusty eraser falls on someone in silver hair, turning it into a dusty rainbow. I'm not sure how to feel about a sensei who was caught in such a simple trap.
"Well," the man drawls. "I hate you guys. Meet me on the roof."
With that said, he disappears in a puff of smoke.
"That was underwhelming." Itachi deadpans.
Kakashi's Pov
When we started introductions, Kagome was giving me a glare that reminded me vaugly of a young Sesshomaru.
"Maybe I shouldn't have come so late."
"Okay let's get these intros over with . You first pinky." I state pointing at Sakura.
"My name is Sakura I like (stares at the three boys she stalks and giggles madly). My hobbies are (stares and giggles again). My dreams are to (once again she stares and giggles), And I hate Kagome and Naruto!
"However shall I live on." Kagome stated dramatically with a roll of the eyes.
"Your next blondie."
"My name is Naruto Uzamaki-Taisho." Naruto starts, practically bouncing in his seat on the wall. "I like ramen, training with my sibling , pulling pranks and April Fool's Day. I dislike how cup ramen takes a long time to heat up ,when stalkers bother Kagome and Jack and people with zero sense of humor. My dream is to become Hokage and gain the recognition of the village, Dattebeyo!"
The rest of them continue down the line, with Sasuke and Itachi speaking together.
"My name is Sasuke/Itachi Uchiha. My likes,dislikes and dreams are none of your concern." Sasuke and Itachi said in unison .
"My name Jack S. Taisho. The S is a trade secret. I am the older twin of Kagome Taisho. I like to fight, my sister and invent new Justus. I dislike fangirls and fanboys. I hope to continue progressing and perfect my control of chakra and create harmony between clashing natures."
"My name is Kagome Taisho, younger twin sister to Jack Taisho. I have the I like oden, animals and my friends. I dislike bullies, when my people ask me for my oden and stalkers coughSakuracough. My dream is to become the best kunoichi in Konoha. "
"Okay,so I have two twin prodigies, a ramen obsessed boy and a creepy fangirl. Sounds bout right."
"You all are very interesting. Meet me at Training Ground 7 at 5am. Oh yeah, don't eat or you'll puke."
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(1) I dont know how it is in the states but down here in the USVI if it rains all night school is cancelled next day
(2)This is in kindergarten first grade
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