I don't own Naruto (Kishimoto), nor due I own any Frosted Flakes (Kellogg). I do know some frosted flakes however...
Obviously, this goes to the tune of the Frosted Flakes commercial.
Frosted Tsunade
Hey Tsunade!
I like the things you haa-aave,
Hey Tsunade!
If I could I would jump you
Is the one and only Hokage, with a pair of lovely breasts...
You know how to punch where it... Hurts!
Frosted Tsunade, she's more than mad...
She's pissed!
Is there no low that I will not go?